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If a Zombie outbreak happened today, would you notice right away? These guys wouldn't. Meet Jeff, Mike and Greg -- three friends who are about to become the protectors of mankind in the war versus the undead. 

But first they've got some stuff to do, neighbors to flirt with and video game zombies to kill. 

Get ready to meet your saviors.

Outbreak

With Mike moving out, Jeff and Greg set about interviewing new roommate candidates. After an epic session of Dead Rising 2, Mike is off to meet his ball busting girlfriend and Jeff and Greg sit down with the newest applicant, a strange looking dude from craigslist. 

What's the worst that could happen?

Dead Guy Rising

As Mike continues his move over to Lauren's place, Jeff and Greg are trapped in their own house as zombie Brian rampages through the halls. They've got to think quickly and find a weapon if they're going to survive. 

Focusing so hard on getting Brian out of the house, Jeff is not prepared for the surprise guest about to knock at his door.

Craigslist Guy

All hell is breaking loose inside the house and out as Jeff and Greg try to contain Brian and Mike encounters his first zombies. Jeff and Greg are stuck in their own house now as something is about to join Brian in the hunt for the living -- something a little familiar to the guys. 

Meanwhile, Mike tries to convince Lauren that this is real -- and that he and his friends are the only ones that know what to do. It's a hard sell. But there's only one way to prove it.

Night Vision

The zombie outbreak has spread and the horde is building. No one knows what to do. No one except Jeff, Mike and Greg who tap their vast knowledge of Zombies to organize the group and lead what will be the first of many bloody battles against the undead. 

This is their moment -- their time to rise. All it took was the end of the world.

Night Makes a Stain

Jeff, Mike and Greg are back as season two of Bite Me kicks off. With their house overrun and nowhere to turn, Jeff and the crew need to find shelter as the outbreak begins to spread across the city. Fighting in their house and driveway was one thing, being out in the world to fend for themselves is something else. Surprises lurk around every corner as the team, now with some new members in tow, begin their fight for survival.

Continue!

Jeff, Mike, Greg and Derrick set off to find supplies at a local diner when the owner holds them captive under the suspicion that they're infected themselves. During an all-out brawl with a real zombie, someone secretly records the fight in terror and astonishment. Little do the guys know that the video could potentially go viral.

Shot Gun

As they settle into their new safe house, it doesn't take long for them to realize that trouble is quickly brewing outside. Jeff, Mike and Greg work quickly to set up traps and protect the safe house from hordes of zombies roaming all over town. Anger and frustration ensues as their relationships are tested.

Point of Entry

Viral

Open For Business

Resistance

The Source

Capture

Breakout

The War

Three Gamers. One Outbreak. No Continues. Follow three gamers as they find themselves in the midst of a real life zombie outbreak. Relying only on the knowledge and skills they have accrued over years of gaming, these guys will have to drop the controller and pick up anything that they can use as a weapon. If they can survive, these unlikely heroes may just be humanity's best hope of surviving the undead uprising. (And, with any luck, they may also be able to impress the hot girl from across the street while they're at it!) But first, they'll have to battle zombie Craigslist freaks, zombie milfs (Zilfs) and an entire onslaught of a freshly lifeless undead monsters.

The Best Seasons of Bite Me

The Best Seasons of Bite Me

Season 2

Season 1