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The Best Episodes of Red vs. Blue

Every episode of Red vs. Blue ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Red vs. Blue!

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In the distant future, two groups of soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 1 - Why Are We Here?
    5.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Why Are We Here?

    S1:E1

    The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 2 - Red Gets A Delivery
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #2 - Red Gets A Delivery

    S1:E2

    The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 3 - The Rookies
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #3 - The Rookies

    S1:E3

    The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 4 - Head Noob in Charge
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #4 - Head Noob in Charge

    S1:E4

    Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 5 - The Package is in the Open
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    #5 - The Package is in the Open

    S1:E5

    Donut returns from the store with a surprise.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 6 - 1.21 Giga-Whats??
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #6 - 1.21 Giga-Whats??

    S1:E6

    The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 7 - Check Out the Treads on that Chick
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    #7 - Check Out the Treads on that Chick

    S1:E7

    While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 8 - Dont PH34R the Reaper
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - Dont PH34R the Reaper

    S1:E8

    Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 9 - After Church
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - After Church

    S1:E9

    The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 10 - Shadow Of His Former Self
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    #10 - Shadow Of His Former Self

    S1:E10

    Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 11 - Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain
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    #11 - Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain

    S1:E11

    Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 12 - Down, But Not Out
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Down, But Not Out

    S1:E12

    Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 13 - Human Peer Bonding
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    #13 - Human Peer Bonding

    S1:E13

    Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 14 - Roomier Than It Looks
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Roomier Than It Looks

    S1:E14

    The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 15 - How The Other Half Lives
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    #15 - How The Other Half Lives

    S1:E15

    Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.

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  16. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 16 - A Slightly Crueler Cruller
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    #16 - A Slightly Crueler Cruller

    S1:E16

    Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 17 - Points of Origin
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    #17 - Points of Origin

    S1:E17

    The origin points here.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 18 - SPF 0
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    #18 - SPF 0

    S1:E18

    Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Red vs. Blue Season 1 Episode 19 - Last One Out, Hit The Lights
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Last One Out, Hit The Lights

    S1:E19

    The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Red vs. Blue Season 2 Episode 1 - Everything Old Is New Again
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    #20 - Everything Old Is New Again

    S2:E1

    Three months after Tex's second attack on the Red Base, Medical Officer DuFresne ("Doc") arrives in Blood Gulch and contacts Blue Command for orders. He reports to the Blue Team to treat Tex, who has already died. Church explains this to Doc, noting how his and Tex's bodies are both buried in front of Blue base. More helpfully, Caboose conveniently recaps the first season, explaining that Church is actually a ghost possessing Lopez's robot body, which has since been spray-painted cobalt. Caboose has also apparently begun to habitually utter death threats to Tucker in a deep, menacing voice. With nobody injured, Doc, on loan to both armies due to a lack of resources, prepares to visit the Red Team next, but the Reds suddenly attack.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Red vs. Blue Season 2 Episode 2 - Motion To Adjourn
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Motion To Adjourn

    S2:E2

    With the Reds continuing their attack, Church and Tucker argue over defense strategy. Despite his protest that he is only a medic, DuFresne is officially nicknamed "Doc" by Church, who coerces him into helping by shooting Caboose's pinky toe. Meanwhile, the Reds run out of ammunition, due to Grif's failure to bring extra rounds, and consequently try to bluff the Blues into surrendering.

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  22. Red vs. Blue Season 2 Episode 3 - Red vs Bleu
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Red vs Bleu

    S2:E3

    The two teams negotiate terms. The Reds demand Lopez's return, but Church is loath to surrender his new body; instead, he cedes Doc as a hostage. In return, Grif is forced to publicly humiliate himself, to the delight of all, particularly Sarge.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Red vs. Blue Season 2 Episode 4 - The Joy of Toggling
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - The Joy of Toggling

    S2:E4

    In order to repair Sheila, Church and Tucker try to determine how to activate the repair sequence in Church's robot body. Church only manages to find the time and temperature function, but Tucker discovers a small switch on Church's crotch. When flipped, it activates a strange beeping noise audible only to Church. Back at the Red Base, the Warthog begins to beep, and announces that its homing beacon has been activated.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Red vs. Blue Season 2 Episode 5 - Sweet Ride
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Sweet Ride

    S2:E5

    Sarge reveals that he had put a remote control in the Warthog to allow Lopez to drive it remotely. Meanwhile, Church, who cannot stand the remote's beeping sound, begs Tucker and Caboose to deactivate it, but the switch breaks. While the other Blues continue trying to help, Church unwittingly causes the Warthog to scoop up Doc and then to attempt to kill Sarge. Having pinned the latter against the wall of Red Base, the Warthog slowly advances its firing machine gun toward his head as the episode ends.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Red vs. Blue Season 2 Episode 6 - Last Words
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Last Words

    S2:E6

    Tucker disconnects the wire that had connected to Church's switch, thereby stopping the beeping noise, but also disabling Church's legs. The Warthog deactivates, sparing Sarge. Driving the Warthog, Doc attempts to unpin Sarge, but only manages to ram him into the wall twice more, and the Reds consequently decide to return him to the Blues. When Simmons and Grif arrive at the Blue Base, they see Tucker still kneeling in front of Church attempting to repair his legs, and quickly jump to conclusions.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Why Are We Here?" is the best rated episode of "Red vs. Blue". It scored 5/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/1/2003. This episode scored 5.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Red Gets A Delivery".