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The Worst Episodes of Black As

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Off beat, off track and online... go bush with the Black As boys as they venture into the wilds of Arnhem Land, hunting for adventure and a good feed.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Black As Season 1 Episode 1 - The Storm
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    #1 - The Storm

    S1:E1

    The boys find their abandoned Suzuki post-cyclone. A massive tree has fallen on it. They cut the tree off, spark up the Suzi and hit the road.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Black As Season 1 Episode 2 - Fishin' Mission
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    #2 - Fishin' Mission

    S1:E2

    The boys borrow a dinghy from Uncle Oppy. They promise to bring back lots of fish. On their way to the water they cut a harpoon and repair an ailing trailer.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Black As Season 1 Episode 3 - Bye Bye Suzi
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    #3 - Bye Bye Suzi

    S1:E3

    While launching the dinghy Joe manages to drown it and it is now irretrievable while the tide is high. They retreat to the shade of the mangroves and wait for the tide to recede.

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  4. Black As Season 1 Episode 4 - Dreamy Time
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    #4 - Dreamy Time

    S1:E4

    The boys wait for the tide to go out. Meanwhile they get a feed of crabs and Jerome has a strange dream.

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  5. Black As Season 1 Episode 5 - Dinghy Push
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    #5 - Dinghy Push

    S1:E5

    After a feed and a sleep the tide has gone out. So it's time to save the Suzi but it’s stuck in the mud along with Oppy’s trailer. The boys leave it and after a massive effort pushing their dinghy across the mud they head out to sea.

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  6. Black As Season 1 Episode 6 - Happy Hunting
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    #6 - Happy Hunting

    S1:E6

    The boys head up a massive tidal river and hunt for crocs. They cook some lunch and then head off for the island.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Black As Season 1 Episode 7 - Island of Plenty
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    #7 - Island of Plenty

    S1:E7

    After arriving at the island the boys catch enough fish to fill the esky. They go exploring around the small island. Along the way they find a turtle. It is turned over to prevent it escaping.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Black As Season 1 Episode 8 - Bottle of Piss
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    #8 - Bottle of Piss

    S1:E8

    On the island exploration Jerome finds an empty grog bottle. He pisses in it then back at camp presents it to the boys. They are pissed off and then settle in for the night around the fire.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Black As Season 1 Episode 9 - The Getaway
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    #9 - The Getaway

    S1:E9

    In the morning the boys discover they have no water. They go to collect the turtle but it has escaped. Disappointed the boys load up the dinghy and head off back to the mainland.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Black As Season 1 Episode 10 - Trouble At Sea
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    #10 - Trouble At Sea

    S1:E10

    On their way back home, the engine on the dinghy breaks down. The boys try desperately to start it but have no luck. They are now adrift with no drinking water.

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  11. Black As Season 1 Episode 11 - Adrift
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    #11 - Adrift

    S1:E11

    The boys are adrift at sea. They resort to drinking the urine in the bottle and try paddling with whatever they can lay their hands on.

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  12. Black As Season 1 Episode 12 - Lost
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    #12 - Lost

    S1:E12

    The broken down dinghy has drifted into some mangroves, somewhere along the coast. The boys are lost and thirsty! They head off in search of water.

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  13. Black As Season 1 Episode 13 - Water
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    #13 - Water

    S1:E13

    Tired and thirsty, the boys now head for Mangbirri, a remote outstation to get help. They rest near some paperbark trees and find they are full of water.

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  14. Black As Season 1 Episode 14 - Bright Spark
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    #14 - Bright Spark

    S1:E14

    After filling up on muddy water it's time to make camp and cook the crocs but no matches! Chico produces an electric toothbrush and with some gunpowder from a shotgun cartridge. They get a fire going, cook diner and settle into their camp.

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  15. Black As Season 1 Episode 15 - Tin Canoes
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    #15 - Tin Canoes

    S1:E15

    Faced with having to cross a croc infested billabong, the boys make canoes out of tin.

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  16. Black As Season 1 Episode 16 - Help Yourselves
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    #16 - Help Yourselves

    S1:E16

    At last, the boys reach cyclone ravaged Mangbirri ouststion, but its deserted. They decide to cook their Kangaroo. Joe finds a jerry can of water.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Black As Season 1 Episode 17 - Pimp My Wheels
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    #17 - Pimp My Wheels

    S1:E17

    The boys manage to spark up a trashed car and hit the road once again.

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  18. Black As Season 1 Episode 18 - Suzi Rescue
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    #18 - Suzi Rescue

    S1:E18

    The boys return to retrieve the Suzuki and Oppys trailer. They manage to pull both out but the Suzuki is trashed.

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  19. Black As Season 1 Episode 19 - Suzi Send-off
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    #19 - Suzi Send-off

    S1:E19

    The poor old Suzuki is cremated and gets a traditional send-off. The boys lament its passing and reflect on what a legendary car it was.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Black As Season 1 Episode 20 - Trailer Failure
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    #20 - Trailer Failure

    S1:E20

    The boys go on the hunt for for Oppy's dinghy.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Black As Season 1 Episode 21 - The Lost Boat
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    #21 - The Lost Boat

    S1:E21

    The dinghy has disappeared from where the boys left it. They blame evil sprits for stealing it.

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  22. Black As Season 1 Episode 22 - Trailer Battle
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    #22 - Trailer Battle

    S1:E22

    It takes all their strength and ingenuity for the boys to pull the trailer with the dinghy out of the tidal river.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Black As Season 1 Episode 23 - Spring Clean
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    #23 - Spring Clean

    S1:E23

    At last, the boys are on their way home but realize they stink and need a wash.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Black As Season 1 Episode 24 - Homecoming
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    #24 - Homecoming

    S1:E24

    The boys finally limp home and return the dinghy to Oppy who is not only unimpressed but also mad as hell.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Black As Season 2 Episode 1 - Episode 1
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    #25 - Episode 1

    S2:E1

    Bobby asks the Black As boys to get his tractor from a distant outstation. He has a wheel off it, so they'll need to get that there as well. After a hostile reaction from Oppy they lend a tiny dinghy to tow the wheel by sea.

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Storm" is the worst rated episode of "Black As". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/4/2016. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Fishin' Mission".