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The Worst Episodes of Black As

Every episode of Black As ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Black As!

Off beat, off track and online... go bush with the Black As boys as they venture into the wilds of Arnhem Land, hunting for adventure...
Genres:ComedyDocumentaryAction & Adventure

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Storm" is the worst rated episode of "Black As". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/4/2016. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Fishin' Mission".

  • The Storm
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    #1 - The Storm

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/4/2016

    The boys find their abandoned Suzuki post-cyclone. A massive tree has fallen on it. They cut the tree off, spark up the Suzi and hit the road.

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  • Fishin' Mission
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    #2 - Fishin' Mission

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 7/4/2016

    The boys borrow a dinghy from Uncle Oppy. They promise to bring back lots of fish. On their way to the water they cut a harpoon and repair an ailing trailer.

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  • Bye Bye Suzi
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    #3 - Bye Bye Suzi

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/4/2016

    While launching the dinghy Joe manages to drown it and it is now irretrievable while the tide is high. They retreat to the shade of the mangroves and wait for the tide to recede.

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  • Dreamy Time
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    #4 - Dreamy Time

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 7/4/2016

    The boys wait for the tide to go out. Meanwhile they get a feed of crabs and Jerome has a strange dream.

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  • Dinghy Push
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    #5 - Dinghy Push

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 7/4/2016

    After a feed and a sleep the tide has gone out. So it's time to save the Suzi but it’s stuck in the mud along with Oppy’s trailer. The boys leave it and after a massive effort pushing their dinghy across the mud they head out to sea.

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  • Happy Hunting
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    #6 - Happy Hunting

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 7/11/2016

    The boys head up a massive tidal river and hunt for crocs. They cook some lunch and then head off for the island.

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  • Island of Plenty
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    #7 - Island of Plenty

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 7/11/2016

    After arriving at the island the boys catch enough fish to fill the esky. They go exploring around the small island. Along the way they find a turtle. It is turned over to prevent it escaping.

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  • Bottle of Piss
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    #8 - Bottle of Piss

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 7/11/2016

    On the island exploration Jerome finds an empty grog bottle. He pisses in it then back at camp presents it to the boys. They are pissed off and then settle in for the night around the fire.

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  • The Getaway
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    #9 - The Getaway

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 7/11/2016

    In the morning the boys discover they have no water. They go to collect the turtle but it has escaped. Disappointed the boys load up the dinghy and head off back to the mainland.

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  • Trouble At Sea
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    #10 - Trouble At Sea

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 7/11/2016

    On their way back home, the engine on the dinghy breaks down. The boys try desperately to start it but have no luck. They are now adrift with no drinking water.

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    #11 - Adrift

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 7/18/2016

    The boys are adrift at sea. They resort to drinking the urine in the bottle and try paddling with whatever they can lay their hands on.

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  • Lost
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    #12 - Lost

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 7/18/2016

    The broken down dinghy has drifted into some mangroves, somewhere along the coast. The boys are lost and thirsty! They head off in search of water.

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  • Water
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    #13 - Water

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 7/18/2016

    Tired and thirsty, the boys now head for Mangbirri, a remote outstation to get help. They rest near some paperbark trees and find they are full of water.

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  • Bright Spark
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    #14 - Bright Spark

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 7/18/2016

    After filling up on muddy water it's time to make camp and cook the crocs but no matches! Chico produces an electric toothbrush and with some gunpowder from a shotgun cartridge. They get a fire going, cook diner and settle into their camp.

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  • Tin Canoes
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    #15 - Tin Canoes

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 7/18/2016

    Faced with having to cross a croc infested billabong, the boys make canoes out of tin.

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  • Help Yourselves
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    #16 - Help Yourselves

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 7/25/2016

    At last, the boys reach cyclone ravaged Mangbirri ouststion, but its deserted. They decide to cook their Kangaroo. Joe finds a jerry can of water.

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  • Pimp My Wheels
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    #17 - Pimp My Wheels

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 7/25/2016

    The boys manage to spark up a trashed car and hit the road once again.

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  • Suzi Rescue
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    #18 - Suzi Rescue

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 7/25/2016

    The boys return to retrieve the Suzuki and Oppys trailer. They manage to pull both out but the Suzuki is trashed.

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    #19 - Suzi Send-off

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 7/25/2016

    The poor old Suzuki is cremated and gets a traditional send-off. The boys lament its passing and reflect on what a legendary car it was.

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  • Trailer Failure
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    #20 - Trailer Failure

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 7/25/2016

    The boys go on the hunt for for Oppy's dinghy.

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  • The Lost Boat
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    #21 - The Lost Boat

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 8/1/2016

    The dinghy has disappeared from where the boys left it. They blame evil sprits for stealing it.

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  • Trailer Battle
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    #22 - Trailer Battle

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 8/1/2016

    It takes all their strength and ingenuity for the boys to pull the trailer with the dinghy out of the tidal river.

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  • Spring Clean
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    #23 - Spring Clean

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 8/1/2016

    At last, the boys are on their way home but realize they stink and need a wash.

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  • Homecoming
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    #24 - Homecoming

    Season 1 Episode 24 - Aired 8/1/2016

    The boys finally limp home and return the dinghy to Oppy who is not only unimpressed but also mad as hell.

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  • Episode 1
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    #25 - Episode 1

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 7/8/2018

    Bobby asks the Black As boys to get his tractor from a distant outstation. He has a wheel off it, so they'll need to get that there as well. After a hostile reaction from Oppy they lend a tiny dinghy to tow the wheel by sea.

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