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The Best Episodes of Bless This House

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The Best Episodes of Bless This House

Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd...

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  1. Background image for It's All In The Mind
    7.0/10(33 votes)

    #1 - It's All In The Mind

    S2:E3

    It doesn't often happen that Sid is able to get home from work early, but when he can, he does - and this time it doesn't do him much good.

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    6.9/10(27 votes)

    #2 - Get Me To The Match On Time

    S2:E7

    Sid's plans for the Saturday afternoon do not include Jean's sister; and if she can't make arrangements to fit in then the only course for Sid is to take to his bed - dangerously ill.

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    6.8/10(33 votes)

    #3 - A Touch Of The Unknown

    S2:E12

    Sid's problems start when Betty brings something into the house. Mike also brings something into the house and things get worse.

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  4. Background image for Two Heads Are Better Than One.
    6.7/10(29 votes)

    #4 - Two Heads Are Better Than One.

    S2:E1

    Something is missing from Sid's garden, and he has his suspicions as to who is responsible....

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    6.7/10(30 votes)

    #5 - Tea For Two And Four For Tea

    S3:E2

    Mike goes off his food, takes to wearing a collar and tie, and is reluctant to say where he disappears to every evening...

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    6.7/10(25 votes)

    #6 - To Tell Or Not To Tell

    S3:E3

    It is not that Sid and Jean are actually spying, but when they do happen to notice something going on next door, they can't ignore it, can they?

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  8. Background image for Wives And Lovers
    6.6/10(27 votes)

    #7 - Wives And Lovers

    S2:E8

    If Jean hadn't started checking up on Sid, because he was late home for supper, then she wouldn't have discovered that he had a date the following evening.

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    6.6/10(25 votes)

    #8 - Will The Real Sid Abbott Please Stand Up

    S3:E10

    Jean finds out that Sexy Sandra is what makes a shrivelled-up old prune with a wire brush on top turn into Putney's oldest Teeny Bopper.

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    6.5/10(29 votes)

    #9 - Parents Should Be Seen And Not Heard

    S2:E5

    When Sid gets home after a hard day's work, he's perfectly right in expecting his dinner to be waiting for him - but circumstances dictate otherwise...

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    6.5/10(26 votes)

    #10 - A Rolls By Any Other Name

    S2:E11

    Sid waits in trepidation when he finds out that Mr Marshall, his boss, is coming round on Saturday morning. Of course, nothing goes to plan.

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    6.5/10(28 votes)

    #11 - Blood Is Thicker Than Water

    S3:E4

    Most families have a skeleton in the cupboard, and Sid's skeleton has been hidden away for forty years...

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    6.5/10(25 votes)

    #12 - Watch The Birdie

    S3:E7

    When Mike has a brilliant idea it usually costs Sid money. But when it only involves the grotty old garage, Sid can be persuaded.

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    6.4/10(31 votes)

    #13 - Love Me, Love My Tree.

    S2:E2

    Sid's problems start when the family returns from holiday. Apart from having nothing to wear, everything seems as it was before they left - or is it?

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    6.4/10(29 votes)

    #14 - Strangers In The Night

    S2:E6

    Sid and Jean's reminiscences of what happened just after the war make "The Naked Flesh" seem like the epilogue.

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  16. Background image for The Loneliness Of The Short Distance Walker
    6.4/10(26 votes)

    #15 - The Loneliness Of The Short Distance Walker

    S3:E6

    It is not that Sid is out of condition, it's just that fridges are getting heavier these days!

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  17. Background image for Atishoo ! Atishoo ! We All Fall Down
    6.3/10(21 votes)

    #16 - Atishoo ! Atishoo ! We All Fall Down

    S3:E8

    Jean going down with flu is one thing, Sally is another, and Mike is another - but Sid can cope. Then Betty gets pregant twinges...

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  18. Background image for I'm Not Jealous, I'll Kill Him
    6.3/10(23 votes)

    #17 - I'm Not Jealous, I'll Kill Him

    S3:E11

    When an old flame rekindles warmth in Jean's heart, Sid begins to burn. It really is not as though he's jealous. Then Betty opens her mouth...

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    6.2/10(28 votes)

    #18 - People In Glass Houses...

    S2:E10

    It comes as quite a surprise to Sid to discover Mike would rather not have a gold watch for his birthday - but what he wants instead comes as an even bigger surprise.

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    6.2/10(27 votes)

    #19 - It Comes To Us All In The End

    S3:E1

    The Abbotts have to cope with a death in the family...

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  21. Background image for Entente Not So Cordiale
    6.1/10(28 votes)

    #20 - Entente Not So Cordiale

    S3:E9

    Most soldiers left their hearts in Paris, but not Sid. However, when Sid and Jean spend a weekend in Paris, they discover that the entente is not so cordiale.

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  22. Background image for A Girl's Worst Friend Is Her Father
    6.0/10(24 votes)

    #21 - A Girl's Worst Friend Is Her Father

    S3:E12

    If Sid had not interfered with Sally's job interview, Sally would not believe there are times when a girl's worst friend is her father.

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    5.9/10(32 votes)

    #22 - Another Lost Weekend

    S2:E4

    Of course Sid doesn't have to ask Jean if he can go fishing for the weekend. But Jean is expecting Sid to be home - after all, Sid never plans anything without consulting her.

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    5.8/10(28 votes)

    #23 - Never Again On Sunday

    S2:E9

    It's not often that Sid agrees with Jean about anything, and when he does it usually takes her by surprise and ends in disaster.

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    5.7/10(24 votes)

    #24 - One Good Turn Deserves A Bother

    S3:E5

    When's Sid's boss goes on holiday, Sid takes it upon himself to guard the 'goodies', but the family are not too happy to stand guard on rota.

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    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #25 - The Generation Gap

    S1:E1

    Sid tries desperately to understand his two teenage children, but the more he tries, the less he understands them.

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Best Episodes Summary

"It's All In The Mind" is the best rated episode of "Bless This House". It scored 7/10 based on 33 votes. Directed by William G. Stewart and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/6/1972. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Get Me To The Match On Time".