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The Best Episodes of Bless This House

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Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd April 1976. It was written by Derek Collyer, David Comming,

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Bless This House Season 1 Episode 5 - Another Fine Mess
    7.1/10(34 votes)

    #1 - Another Fine Mess

    S1:E5

    Sid's boss asks him to look after a special gift that he has bought for his wife for a special anniversary. What could possibly go wrong?

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Bless This House Season 1 Episode 1 - The Generation Gap
    7.0/10(41 votes)

    #2 - The Generation Gap

    S1:E1

    Sid tries desperately to understand his two teenage children, but the more he tries, the less he understands them.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writers:Harry Driver, Vince Powell

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  3. Bless This House Season 2 Episode 3 - It's All In The Mind
    7.0/10(33 votes)

    #3 - It's All In The Mind

    S2:E3

    It doesn't often happen that Sid is able to get home from work early, but when he can, he does - and this time it doesn't do him much good.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Bless This House Season 1 Episode 8 - The Day of Rest
    6.9/10(41 votes)

    #4 - The Day of Rest

    S1:E8

    It's Sunday, and Sid wants a day of rest, but with the sink blocking, and Mike creating his sculpture, a day of rest is the last thing he's going to get. Jean and Sid meet their new neighbors.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Bless This House Season 2 Episode 7 - Get Me To The Match On Time
    6.9/10(27 votes)

    #5 - Get Me To The Match On Time

    S2:E7

    Sid's plans for the Saturday afternoon do not include Jean's sister; and if she can't make arrangements to fit in then the only course for Sid is to take to his bed - dangerously ill.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Bless This House Season 4 Episode 4 - A Beef In His Bonnet
    6.9/10(20 votes)

    #6 - A Beef In His Bonnet

    S4:E4

    When Mike and Sally bring home something that has 'fallen off the back of a lorry', Sid warns them about mixing with villains like 'Fingers' Taplock.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Bless This House Season 6 Episode 11 - The Phantom Pools Winner
    6.8/10(30 votes)

    #7 - The Phantom Pools Winner

    S6:E11

    Sid wins a large export order, but Jean's plan for Mike to take a photograph of him for the local paper goes awry.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Bless This House Season 1 Episode 11 - If the Dog Collar Fits, Wear It
    6.7/10(34 votes)

    #8 - If the Dog Collar Fits, Wear It

    S1:E11

    Sally has been looking after the elderly in the area, and brings a dog home to stay, as one of the men she has been caring for has had to get rid of him. Sally, Jean, and Mike love 'Fred' the mongrel, and want him to stay, but Sid has other ideas.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Bless This House Season 2 Episode 12 - A Touch Of The Unknown
    6.7/10(32 votes)

    #9 - A Touch Of The Unknown

    S2:E12

    Sid's problems start when Betty brings something into the house. Mike also brings something into the house and things get worse.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Bless This House Season 2 Episode 1 - Two Heads Are Better Than One.
    6.6/10(28 votes)

    #10 - Two Heads Are Better Than One.

    S2:E1

    Something is missing from Sid's garden, and he has his suspicions as to who is responsible....

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Bless This House Season 3 Episode 3 - To Tell Or Not To Tell
    6.6/10(24 votes)

    #11 - To Tell Or Not To Tell

    S3:E3

    It is not that Sid and Jean are actually spying, but when they do happen to notice something going on next door, they can't ignore it, can they?

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 1 - They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore
    6.6/10(25 votes)

    #12 - They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore

    S5:E1

    Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Bless This House Season 1 Episode 3 - Father's Day
    6.5/10(31 votes)

    #13 - Father's Day

    S1:E3

    Sally has a date with a mystery man, and Jean has a surprise for Sid for Father's day; but Sid's suspicious mind throws a spanner in the works.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writers:Harry Driver, Vince Powell

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  14. Bless This House Season 2 Episode 5 - Parents Should Be Seen And Not Heard
    6.5/10(28 votes)

    #14 - Parents Should Be Seen And Not Heard

    S2:E5

    When Sid gets home after a hard day's work, he's perfectly right in expecting his dinner to be waiting for him - but circumstances dictate otherwise...

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Bless This House Season 2 Episode 8 - Wives And Lovers
    6.5/10(26 votes)

    #15 - Wives And Lovers

    S2:E8

    If Jean hadn't started checking up on Sid, because he was late home for supper, then she wouldn't have discovered that he had a date the following evening.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Bless This House Season 3 Episode 2 - Tea For Two And Four For Tea
    6.5/10(29 votes)

    #16 - Tea For Two And Four For Tea

    S3:E2

    Mike goes off his food, takes to wearing a collar and tie, and is reluctant to say where he disappears to every evening...

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Bless This House Season 3 Episode 7 - Watch The Birdie
    6.5/10(25 votes)

    #17 - Watch The Birdie

    S3:E7

    When Mike has a brilliant idea it usually costs Sid money. But when it only involves the grotty old garage, Sid can be persuaded.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Bless This House Season 3 Episode 10 - Will The Real Sid Abbott Please Stand Up
    6.5/10(24 votes)

    #18 - Will The Real Sid Abbott Please Stand Up

    S3:E10

    Jean finds out that Sexy Sandra is what makes a shrivelled-up old prune with a wire brush on top turn into Putney's oldest Teeny Bopper.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 5 - You're Never Too Old To Be Young
    6.5/10(23 votes)

    #19 - You're Never Too Old To Be Young

    S5:E5

    Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Bless This House Season 6 Episode 1 - The Frozen Limit
    6.5/10(23 votes)

    #20 - The Frozen Limit

    S6:E1

    Sid has more than a few problems when Jean convinces him to buy a deep freeze.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Bless This House Season 1 Episode 2 - Mum's the Word
    6.4/10(33 votes)

    #21 - Mum's the Word

    S1:E2

    Sid overhears a conversation between the doctors and, as usual, gets crossed messages.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Carla Lane

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  22. Bless This House Season 2 Episode 11 - A Rolls By Any Other Name
    6.4/10(25 votes)

    #22 - A Rolls By Any Other Name

    S2:E11

    Sid waits in trepidation when he finds out that Mr Marshall, his boss, is coming round on Saturday morning. Of course, nothing goes to plan.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Bless This House Season 3 Episode 4 - Blood Is Thicker Than Water
    6.4/10(27 votes)

    #23 - Blood Is Thicker Than Water

    S3:E4

    Most families have a skeleton in the cupboard, and Sid's skeleton has been hidden away for forty years...

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Bless This House Season 6 Episode 13 - Some Enchanted Evening
    6.4/10(29 votes)

    #24 - Some Enchanted Evening

    S6:E13

    When Sid discovers why Jean is sulking and Sally and Mike won't talk to him, he goes to the pub with Trevor where they devise a plan to set things right.

    Director:William G. Stewart
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Bless This House Season 1 Episode 12 - The Morning After the Night Before
    6.3/10(34 votes)

    #25 - The Morning After the Night Before

    S1:E12

    Sid wakes up with a hangover after a night with the guys. He has no memory of what happened the night before, and is stunned to see an array of items that don't belong to him. Meanwhile, Mike advertises his sculptures to raise some money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Another Fine Mess" is the best rated episode of "Bless This House". It scored 7.1/10 based on 34 votes. Directed by William G. Stewart and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/2/1971. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Generation Gap".