6.4/1024 votes6.4/10(24)#1 - They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore
Season 5 Episode 1
Aired 10/14/1974
Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
6.0/1021 votes6.0/10(21)#2 - The Gypsy's Warning
Season 5 Episode 2
Aired 10/21/1974
The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
6.2/1023 votes6.2/10(23)#3 - The Biggest Woodworm In The World
Season 5 Episode 3
Aired 10/28/1974
Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
5.8/1021 votes5.8/10(21)#4 - Home Tweet Home
Season 5 Episode 4
Aired 11/4/1974
Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
6.5/1022 votes6.5/10(22)#5 - You're Never Too Old To Be Young
Season 5 Episode 5
Aired 11/11/1974
6.1/1023 votes6.1/10(23)#6 - The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates
Season 5 Episode 6
Aired 11/18/1974
Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
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5.8/1021 votes5.8/10(21)#7 - Happy Birthday Sid
Season 5 Episode 7
Aired 11/25/1974
What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
5.8/1022 votes5.8/10(22)#8 - Freedom Is.....
Season 5 Episode 8
Aired 12/2/1974
Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
5.3/1021 votes5.3/10(21)#9 - Mr Chairman
Season 5 Episode 9
Aired 12/9/1974
Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
6.0/1022 votes6.0/10(22)#10 - And Afterwards At.........
Season 5 Episode 10
Aired 12/16/1974
Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.
Director: William G. Stewart
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Bless This House Season 5
Every episode of Bless This House Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Bless This House Season 5!
Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1
Episodes
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Avg. Rating
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Season 5 Ratings Summary
"They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore" is the best rated episode of "Bless This House" season 5. It scored 6.4/10 based on 24 votes. Directed by William G. Stewart and written by N/A, it aired on 10/14/1974. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "The Gypsy's Warning".
