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The Best Episodes of Bless This House Season 5

Every episode of Bless This House Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Bless This House Season 5!

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Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd April 1976. It was written by Derek Collyer, David Comming,

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Bless This House Season 5 Episode 1 - They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore
    6.6/10(25 votes)

    #1 - They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore

    S5:E1

    Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."

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  2. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 2 - The Gypsy's Warning
    6.1/10(22 votes)

    #2 - The Gypsy's Warning

    S5:E2

    The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.

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  3. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 3 - The Biggest Woodworm In The World
    6.2/10(24 votes)

    #3 - The Biggest Woodworm In The World

    S5:E3

    Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.

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  4. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 4 - Home Tweet Home
    5.8/10(22 votes)

    #4 - Home Tweet Home

    S5:E4

    Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.

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  5. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 5 - You're Never Too Old To Be Young
    6.5/10(23 votes)

    #5 - You're Never Too Old To Be Young

    S5:E5

    Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!

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  6. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 6 - The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates
    6.1/10(24 votes)

    #6 - The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates

    S5:E6

    Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...

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  8. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 7 - Happy Birthday Sid
    5.8/10(22 votes)

    #7 - Happy Birthday Sid

    S5:E7

    What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?

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  9. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 8 - Freedom Is.....
    5.8/10(23 votes)

    #8 - Freedom Is.....

    S5:E8

    Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.

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  10. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 9 - Mr Chairman
    5.4/10(22 votes)

    #9 - Mr Chairman

    S5:E9

    Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.

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  11. Bless This House Season 5 Episode 10 - And Afterwards At.........
    6.2/10(23 votes)

    #10 - And Afterwards At.........

    S5:E10

    Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore" is the best rated episode of "Bless This House" season 5. It scored 6.6/10 based on 25 votes. Directed by William G. Stewart and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/14/1974. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "The Gypsy's Warning".