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The Best Episodes of Bless This House Season 5

Every episode of Bless This House Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Bless This House Season 5!

Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd April 1976. It was written by Derek Collyer, David Comming, B.C. Cummins, Harry Driver, George Evans, Dave Freeman, Carla Lane, Brian Platt, Vince Powell, Adele Rose, Mike Sharland, Bernie Sharp, Myra Taylor, Jon Watkins and Lawrie Wyman. It was made for the ITV network by Thames Television. In 2004, Bless this house came 67th in Britain's best sitcom.

Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1

Season 5 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Bless This House" season 5 is "They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore", rated 6.4/10 from 24 user votes. It was directed by William G. Stewart and written by N/A. "They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore" aired on 10/14/1974 and is rated 0.4 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "The Gypsy's Warning".

  • They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore
    6.4/10 24 votes

    #1 - They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 10/14/1974

    Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • The Gypsy's Warning
    6.0/10 21 votes

    #2 - The Gypsy's Warning

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 10/21/1974

    The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • The Biggest Woodworm In The World
    6.2/10 23 votes

    #3 - The Biggest Woodworm In The World

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/28/1974

    Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • Home Tweet Home
    5.8/10 21 votes

    #4 - Home Tweet Home

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 11/4/1974

    Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • You're Never Too Old To Be Young
    6.3/10 21 votes

    #5 - You're Never Too Old To Be Young

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 11/11/1974

    Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates
    6.1/10 23 votes

    #6 - The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 11/18/1974

    Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • Happy Birthday Sid
    5.8/10 21 votes

    #7 - Happy Birthday Sid

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/25/1974

    What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • Freedom Is.....
    5.8/10 22 votes

    #8 - Freedom Is.....

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 12/2/1974

    Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • Mr Chairman
    5.3/10 21 votes

    #9 - Mr Chairman

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 12/9/1974

    Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A

  • And Afterwards At.........
    6.0/10 22 votes

    #10 - And Afterwards At.........

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 12/16/1974

    Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.

    Director: William G. Stewart

    Writer: N/A