Season 1
N/A/100 votesPilot
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/11/1995
In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
A Woman's Work is Never Done
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/1995
Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
Company Loves Misery
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/1995
Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs
- N/A/100 votes
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/1995
Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
I Am Not My Sister's Keeper
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/1995
Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Matt Ember
- N/A/100 votes
Where There's Smoke, You're Fired
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/18/1995
Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Bill Masters
- N/A/100 votes
The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/25/1995
Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/1/1995
The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs
- N/A/100 votes
Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/8/1995
As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
The Postman Always Moves Twice
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/15/1995
Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Jane Milmore, Billy Van Zandt
- N/A/100 votes
Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 11/22/1995
Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.
Director: Barnet Kellman
Writer: Matt Ember
- N/A/100 votes
If It Ain't Broke, Break It
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/13/1995
Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
Misery on 34th Street
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/20/1995
It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: Bill Masters
- N/A/100 votes
The Bowling Method
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 1/3/1996
After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Unknown
- N/A/100 votes
One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/10/1996
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Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Bruce Rasmussen
- N/A/100 votes
Natural Born Parents
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/17/1996
When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: Joey Gutierrez, Diane Burroughs