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The Worst Episodes of Blue Mountain State

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The Worst Episodes of Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshman in a big-time, Midwestern college football program have to juggle football, girls, class and nonstop hazing.

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  1. 7.2/10(613 votes)

    #1 - Promise Ring

    S1:E2

    When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring.

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  2. 7.4/10(774 votes)

    #2 - It's Called Hazing, Look It Up

    S1:E1

    Three incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

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  3. 7.4/10(504 votes)

    #3 - There's Only One Second Best

    S1:E5

    Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

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  4. 7.4/10(389 votes)

    #4 - Hockey

    S2:E10

    Alex decides that becoming the backup goalie for BMS' hockey team is the perfect way to avoid his conditioning obligations and Radon quickly follows suit. Meanwhile, Mary Jo becomes Thad's personal cheerleader.

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  5. 7.5/10(521 votes)

    #5 - Rivalry Weekend

    S1:E4

    Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland.

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  6. 7.6/10(500 votes)

    #6 - LAX aka The Truce

    S1:E8

    When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

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    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writer:Chip Hall
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  8. 7.6/10(443 votes)

    #7 - Controversy

    S2:E1

    In response to last season's dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on an increasingly dangerous adventure. Meanwhile, Sammy's sister, Mary Jo, arrives at BMS and joins the cheerleading squad after some hazing.

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  9. 7.6/10(420 votes)

    #8 - Pay For Play

    S2:E4

    The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

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    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Chip Hall
  10. 7.6/10(415 votes)

    #9 - Nerds

    S2:E6

    The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

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    Director:Clay Weiner
  11. 7.6/10(400 votes)

    #10 - The Captain

    S3:E2

    While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his future with the team after his drug related arrest following BMS' loss in last season's championship game. In the meantime, Sammy attempts to move into the Goat House and Mary Jo begins her try-sexual journey.

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  12. 7.6/10(351 votes)

    #11 - Fun Facts

    S3:E8

    As Coach Daniels prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame, Thad comes to terms with some troubling secrets from Daniels' past while Alex connects with Marty on a new level.

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    Director:Eric Appel
  13. 7.7/10(363 votes)

    #12 - Superstition

    S3:E7

    When his pre-game rituals start to betray his game-time performance, Harmon goes on a quest to find new mystical superstitions that will restore his kicking abilities. Meanwhile, off the advice of a psychic, Sammy explores career opportunities that will really show his worth.

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  14. 7.8/10(466 votes)

    #13 - Ransom

    S1:E11

    The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.

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    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writer:Chip Hall
  15. 7.8/10(417 votes)

    #14 - Pregnant

    S2:E5

    Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and each respond very differently. Meanwhile, Sammy must decide between staying with a girl out of his league at a price or to go back to being single while Coach Daniels attempts to rekindle his relationship with his son.

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  16. 7.8/10(361 votes)

    #15 - Training Day

    S3:E5

    Thad offers to teach Alex what it is to be a local celebrity but he has ulterior motives. Mary Jo goes to exterme lengths to impress Coach Daniels' wife, who herself is trying to revive her sex life with her husband.

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  17. 7.9/10(663 votes)

    #16 - Pocket P***y

    S1:E3

    When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.

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  18. 7.9/10(512 votes)

    #17 - The Legend of the Golden Arm

    S1:E7

    A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.

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  19. 7.9/10(449 votes)

    #18 - Vision Quest

    S2:E8

    After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.

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    Director:Clark Mathis
  20. 7.9/10(398 votes)

    #19 - The Badger

    S2:E9

    During rivalry weekend, Overland's mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.

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  21. 7.9/10(403 votes)

    #20 - Drunk Tank

    S2:E11

    Alex and his teammates end up in the local drunk tank, where they must stay until they blow a .06 on the breathalyzer. Sammy attempts to get drunk enough to join them so he can break them out from the inside, a la Prison Break.

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  22. 7.9/10(377 votes)

    #21 - The Peak

    S3:E4

    Alex and Sammy have a falling out when Alex plays the best game in his career and accepts it as the peak in his life. Meanwhile, Daniels and Jon Jon have mixed feelings about a job offer that Jon Jon received.

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  23. 8.0/10(512 votes)

    #22 - Midterms

    S1:E9

    Principal Simmons and Coach Daniels issue an ultimatum to the players: pass the upcoming midterms or forfeit the rest of the season.

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  24. 8.0/10(503 votes)

    #23 - The Fingering

    S2:E2

    After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate's version of the story conflicting with the next.

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    Director:Lev L. Spiro
  25. 8.0/10(455 votes)

    #24 - Born Again

    S2:E3

    The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when Mary Jo, out of frustration, stirs them into a frenzy. Plus, Coach Daniel's ex-wife Debra shows up to collect unpaid debts.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  26. 8.0/10(438 votes)

    #25 - Debra

    S2:E7

    Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels' ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter relationship, while Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo's new fascination with a guitar-toting heartthrob.

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    Director:Clay Weiner

Worst Episodes Summary

"Promise Ring" is the worst rated episode of "Blue Mountain State". It scored 7.2/10 based on 613 votes. Directed by Lev L. Spiro and written by Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, it aired on 1/12/2010. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "It's Called Hazing, Look It Up".