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The Worst Episodes of Blue Mountain State

Every episode of Blue Mountain State ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Blue Mountain State!

Three incoming freshman in a big-time, Midwestern college football program have to juggle football, girls, class and nonstop hazing.
Genre:Comedy
Network:Spike

Worst Episodes Summary

"Promise Ring" is the worst rated episode of "Blue Mountain State". It scored 7.3/10 based on 595 votes. Directed by Lev L. Spiro and written by Eric Falconer, Chris Romano, it aired on 1/12/2010. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "There's Only One Second Best".

  • Promise Ring
    7.3/10595 votes
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    #1 - Promise Ring

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/2010

    When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring.

    Director: Lev L. Spiro

    Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

  • There's Only One Second Best
    7.4/10497 votes
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    #2 - There's Only One Second Best

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2010

    Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar

  • Hockey
    7.4/10383 votes
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    #3 - Hockey

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/29/2010

    Alex decides that becoming the backup goalie for BMS' hockey team is the perfect way to avoid his conditioning obligations and Radon quickly follows suit. Meanwhile, Mary Jo becomes Thad's personal cheerleader.

    Director: John Fortenberry

    Writer: Chip Hall

  • It's Called Hazing, Look It Up
    7.5/10753 votes
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    #4 - It's Called Hazing, Look It Up

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2010

    Three incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

    Director: Brian Robbins

    Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

  • Rivalry Weekend
    7.5/10515 votes
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    #5 - Rivalry Weekend

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/2010

    Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland.

    Director: Lev L. Spiro

    Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

  • LAX aka The Truce
    7.6/10493 votes
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    #6 - LAX aka The Truce

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/23/2010

    When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

    Director: Clark Mathis

    Writer: Chip Hall

  • Controversy
    7.6/10436 votes
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    #7 - Controversy

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2010

    In response to last season's dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on an increasingly dangerous adventure. Meanwhile, Sammy's sister, Mary Jo, arrives at BMS and joins the cheerleading squad after some hazing.

    Director: Lev L. Spiro

    Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

  • Nerds
    7.6/10408 votes
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    #8 - Nerds

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/2010

    The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

    Director: Clay Weiner

    Writer: Drew Hancock

  • Fun Facts
    7.6/10345 votes
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    #9 - Fun Facts

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2011

    As Coach Daniels prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame, Thad comes to terms with some troubling secrets from Daniels' past while Alex connects with Marty on a new level.

    Director: Eric Appel

    Writer: J.D. Ryznar

  • Pay For Play
    7.7/10414 votes
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    #10 - Pay For Play

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2010

    The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

    Director: Fred Savage

    Writer: Chip Hall

  • The Captain
    7.7/10394 votes
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    #11 - The Captain

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/21/2011

    While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his future with the team after his drug related arrest following BMS' loss in last season's championship game. In the meantime, Sammy attempts to move into the Goat House and Mary Jo begins her try-sexual journey.

    Director: John Fortenberry

    Writer: J.D. Ryznar

  • Superstition
    7.7/10353 votes
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    #12 - Superstition

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/2011

    When his pre-game rituals start to betray his game-time performance, Harmon goes on a quest to find new mystical superstitions that will restore his kicking abilities. Meanwhile, off the advice of a psychic, Sammy explores career opportunities that will really show his worth.

    Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

    Writer: Kristofor Brown

  • Pregnant
    7.8/10410 votes
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    #13 - Pregnant

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/10/2010

    Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and each respond very differently. Meanwhile, Sammy must decide between staying with a girl out of his league at a price or to go back to being single while Coach Daniels attempts to rekindle his relationship with his son.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: Heather Flanders

  • Training Day
    7.8/10353 votes
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    #14 - Training Day

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/12/2011

    Thad offers to teach Alex what it is to be a local celebrity but he has ulterior motives. Mary Jo goes to exterme lengths to impress Coach Daniels' wife, who herself is trying to revive her sex life with her husband.

    Director: Eric Appel

    Writer: Heather Flanders

  • The Legend of the Golden Arm
    7.9/10505 votes
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    #15 - The Legend of the Golden Arm

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2010

    A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.

    Director: John Fortenberry

    Writer: Brian Burns

  • Ransom
    7.9/10462 votes
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    #16 - Ransom

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 3/16/2010

    The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.

    Director: Clark Mathis

    Writer: Chip Hall

  • The Badger
    7.9/10391 votes
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    #17 - The Badger

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/22/2010

    During rivalry weekend, Overland's mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: Kristofor Brown

  • Pocket P***y
    8.0/10647 votes
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    #18 - Pocket P***y

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/2010

    When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.

    Director: Brian Robbins

    Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

  • Midterms
    8.0/10505 votes
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    #19 - Midterms

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/2/2010

    Principal Simmons and Coach Daniels issue an ultimatum to the players: pass the upcoming midterms or forfeit the rest of the season.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar

  • The Fingering
    8.0/10494 votes
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    #20 - The Fingering

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2010

    After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate's version of the story conflicting with the next.

    Director: Lev L. Spiro

    Writer: Drew Hancock

  • Debra
    8.0/10428 votes
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    #21 - Debra

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 12/1/2010

    Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels' ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter relationship, while Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo's new fascination with a guitar-toting heartthrob.

    Director: Clay Weiner

    Writer: J.D. Ryznar

  • Vision Quest
    8.0/10441 votes
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    #22 - Vision Quest

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/8/2010

    After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.

    Director: Clark Mathis

    Writer: Drew Hancock

  • Drunk Tank
    8.0/10396 votes
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    #23 - Drunk Tank

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/5/2011

    Alex and his teammates end up in the local drunk tank, where they must stay until they blow a .06 on the breathalyzer. Sammy attempts to get drunk enough to join them so he can break them out from the inside, a la Prison Break.

    Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

    Writer: Drew Hancock

  • Thad's Back
    8.0/10379 votes
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    #24 - Thad's Back

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/28/2011

    Alex takes on Thad's persona as he struggles to pull Thad out of a post-suspension slump while Sammy meets the perfect girl only to realize he will soon lose her.

    Director: Clark Mathis

    Writer: Heather Flanders

  • The Peak
    8.0/10370 votes
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    #25 - The Peak

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/5/2011

    Alex and Sammy have a falling out when Alex plays the best game in his career and accepts it as the peak in his life. Meanwhile, Daniels and Jon Jon have mixed feelings about a job offer that Jon Jon received.

    Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

    Writer: Drew Hancock