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Three incoming freshman in a big-time, Midwestern college football program have to juggle football, girls, class and nonstop hazing.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 1 - It's Called Hazing, Look It Up
    5.8/10(10 votes)

    #1 - It's Called Hazing, Look It Up

    S1:E1

    Three incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

    Director:Brian Robbins
    Writers:Chris Romano, Eric Falconer

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  2. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 13 - Riot
    5.8/10(6 votes)

    #2 - Riot

    S2:E13

    When a riot breaks out on campus after the team goes undefeated, Alex and the players must cross the frenzied campus to the Goat House to save Sammy from being torn apart by rabid fans.

    Director:Jay Chandrasekhar
    Writer:Ryan Ridley

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  3. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 4 - Rivalry Weekend
    6.3/10(9 votes)

    #3 - Rivalry Weekend

    S1:E4

    Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland.

    Director:Lev L. Spiro
    Writers:Chris Romano, Eric Falconer

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  4. Blue Mountain State Season 3 Episode 2 - Dic Pics
    6.3/10(3 votes)

    #4 - Dic Pics

    S3:E2

    Alex and Thad deal with the ramifications of a pornographic photo that Thad sent from Alex's phone after it makes its way around campus. Meanwhile, Harmon debates how he will respond to some suggestive photos that Daniels and Debra inadvertently sent him.

    Director:John Fortenberry
    Writer:J.D. Ryznar

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  5. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 2 - Promise Ring
    6.4/10(9 votes)

    #5 - Promise Ring

    S1:E2

    When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring.

    Director:Lev L. Spiro
    Writers:Chris Romano, Eric Falconer

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  6. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 9 - Midterms
    6.4/10(8 votes)

    #6 - Midterms

    S1:E9

    Principal Simmons and Coach Daniels issue an ultimatum to the players: pass the upcoming midterms or forfeit the rest of the season.

    Director:Ken Whittingham
    Writers:J.D. Ryznar, Drew Hancock

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  7. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 1 - Controversy
    7.0/10(5 votes)

    #7 - Controversy

    S2:E1

    In response to last season's dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on an increasingly dangerous adventure. Meanwhile, Sammy's sister, Mary Jo, arrives at BMS and joins the cheerleading squad after some hazing.

    Director:Lev L. Spiro
    Writers:Chris Romano, Eric Falconer

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  8. Blue Mountain State Season 3 Episode 1 - The Captain
    7.3/10(4 votes)

    #8 - The Captain

    S3:E1

    While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his future with the team after his drug related arrest following BMS' loss in last season's championship game. In the meantime, Sammy attempts to move into the Goat House and Mary Jo begins her try-sexual journey.

    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writers:Eric Falconer, Heather Flanders

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  9. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 2 - The Fingering
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #9 - The Fingering

    S2:E2

    After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate's version of the story conflicting with the next.

    Director:Lev L. Spiro
    Writer:Drew Hancock

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  10. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 12 - Piss Test
    7.8/10(6 votes)

    #10 - Piss Test

    S1:E12

    The guys struggle to figure out a way to pass the NCAA's random student-athlete drug testing.

    Director:John Fortenberry
    Writers:J.D. Ryznar, Drew Hancock

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  11. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 5 - There's Only One Second Best
    7.9/10(7 votes)

    #11 - There's Only One Second Best

    S1:E5

    Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writers:J.D. Ryznar, Drew Hancock

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  12. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 7 - The Legend of the Golden Arm
    7.9/10(7 votes)

    #12 - The Legend of the Golden Arm

    S1:E7

    A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.

    Director:John Fortenberry
    Writer:Brian Burns

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  13. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 8 - LAX aka The Truce
    7.9/10(7 votes)

    #13 - LAX aka The Truce

    S1:E8

    When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writer:Chip Hall

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  14. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 6 - Drug Olympics
    8.0/10(7 votes)

    #14 - Drug Olympics

    S1:E6

    After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics.

    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writers:Chris Romano, Eric Falconer

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  15. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 11 - Ransom
    8.0/10(6 votes)

    #15 - Ransom

    S1:E11

    The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.

    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writer:Chip Hall

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  16. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 10 - Marathon Monday
    8.2/10(6 votes)

    #16 - Marathon Monday

    S1:E10

    During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him and Sammy and Craig go on a drinking binge together.

    Director:Jay Chandrasekhar
    Writer:Chip Hall

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  17. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 13 - Bowl Game
    8.2/10(6 votes)

    #17 - Bowl Game

    S1:E13

    After an unexpected bowl game pick the team goes to Louisiana. Thad tries to keep his team safe while also sabatoging the other team. Shiloh has a problem of his own to deal with.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Brian Burns

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  18. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 8 - Vision Quest
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #18 - Vision Quest

    S2:E8

    After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.

    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writer:Drew Hancock

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  19. Blue Mountain State Season 1 Episode 3 - Pocket P***y
    8.5/10(6 votes)

    #19 - Pocket P***y

    S1:E3

    When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.

    Director:Brian Robbins
    Writers:Chris Romano, Eric Falconer

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  20. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 3 - Born Again
    8.5/10(4 votes)

    #20 - Born Again

    S2:E3

    The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when Mary Jo, out of frustration, stirs them into a frenzy. Plus, Coach Daniel's ex-wife Debra shows up to collect unpaid debts.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:J.D. Ryznar

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  21. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 7 - Debra
    8.5/10(4 votes)

    #21 - Debra

    S2:E7

    Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels' ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter relationship, while Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo's new fascination with a guitar-toting heartthrob.

    Director:Clay Weiner
    Writer:J.D. Ryznar

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  22. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 9 - The Badger
    8.5/10(4 votes)

    #22 - The Badger

    S2:E9

    During rivalry weekend, Overland's mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Kristofor Brown

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  23. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 4 - Pay For Play
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #23 - Pay For Play

    S2:E4

    The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Chip Hall

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  24. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 5 - Pregnant
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #24 - Pregnant

    S2:E5

    Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and each respond very differently. Meanwhile, Sammy must decide between staying with a girl out of his league at a price or to go back to being single while Coach Daniels attempts to rekindle his relationship with his son.

    Director:Rob Schrab
    Writer:Heather Flanders

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  25. Blue Mountain State Season 2 Episode 6 - Nerds
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #25 - Nerds

    S2:E6

    The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

    Director:Clay Weiner
    Writer:Drew Hancock

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Worst Episodes Summary

"It's Called Hazing, Look It Up" is the worst rated episode of "Blue Mountain State". It scored 5.8/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Brian Robbins and written by Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, it aired on 1/11/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Riot".