The Worst Episodes of Blue Mountain State

When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring.

Director: Lev L. Spiro

Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

Director: Jeff Melman

Writer: Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar

Alex decides that becoming the backup goalie for BMS' hockey team is the perfect way to avoid his conditioning obligations and Radon quickly follows suit. Meanwhile, Mary Jo becomes Thad's personal cheerleader.

Director: John Fortenberry

Writer: Chip Hall

Three incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Director: Brian Robbins

Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

Leading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland.

Director: Lev L. Spiro

Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

Director: Clark Mathis

Writer: Chip Hall

In response to last season's dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on an increasingly dangerous adventure. Meanwhile, Sammy's sister, Mary Jo, arrives at BMS and joins the cheerleading squad after some hazing.

Director: Lev L. Spiro

Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

Director: Clay Weiner

Writer: Drew Hancock

While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his future with the team after his drug related arrest following BMS' loss in last season's championship game. In the meantime, Sammy attempts to move into the Goat House and Mary Jo begins her try-sexual journey.

Director: John Fortenberry

Writer: J.D. Ryznar

As Coach Daniels prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame, Thad comes to terms with some troubling secrets from Daniels' past while Alex connects with Marty on a new level.

Director: Eric Appel

Writer: J.D. Ryznar

The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

Director: Fred Savage

Writer: Chip Hall

When his pre-game rituals start to betray his game-time performance, Harmon goes on a quest to find new mystical superstitions that will restore his kicking abilities. Meanwhile, off the advice of a psychic, Sammy explores career opportunities that will really show his worth.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

Writer: Kristofor Brown

The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.

Director: Clark Mathis

Writer: Chip Hall

Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman saying she is pregnant and each respond very differently. Meanwhile, Sammy must decide between staying with a girl out of his league at a price or to go back to being single while Coach Daniels attempts to rekindle his relationship with his son.

Director: Rob Schrab

Writer: Heather Flanders

Thad offers to teach Alex what it is to be a local celebrity but he has ulterior motives. Mary Jo goes to exterme lengths to impress Coach Daniels' wife, who herself is trying to revive her sex life with her husband.

Director: Eric Appel

Writer: Heather Flanders

A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.

Director: John Fortenberry

Writer: Brian Burns

After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.

Director: Clark Mathis

Writer: Drew Hancock

During rivalry weekend, Overland's mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.

Director: Rob Schrab

Writer: Kristofor Brown

Alex and his teammates end up in the local drunk tank, where they must stay until they blow a .06 on the breathalyzer. Sammy attempts to get drunk enough to join them so he can break them out from the inside, a la Prison Break.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

Writer: Drew Hancock

When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.

Director: Brian Robbins

Writer: Eric Falconer, Chris Romano

Principal Simmons and Coach Daniels issue an ultimatum to the players: pass the upcoming midterms or forfeit the rest of the season.

Director: Ken Whittingham

Writer: Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar

After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate's version of the story conflicting with the next.

Director: Lev L. Spiro

Writer: Drew Hancock

Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels' ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter relationship, while Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo's new fascination with a guitar-toting heartthrob.

Director: Clay Weiner

Writer: J.D. Ryznar

Alex takes on Thad's persona as he struggles to pull Thad out of a post-suspension slump while Sammy meets the perfect girl only to realize he will soon lose her.

Director: Clark Mathis

Writer: Heather Flanders

Alex and Sammy have a falling out when Alex plays the best game in his career and accepts it as the peak in his life. Meanwhile, Daniels and Jon Jon have mixed feelings about a job offer that Jon Jon received.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar

Writer: Drew Hancock