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The Best Episodes of Blue Mountain State

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Every episode of Blue Mountain State ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Blue Mountain State!

The Best Episodes of Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshman in a big-time, Midwestern college football program have to juggle football, girls, class and nonstop hazing.

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  1. Background image for Pocket P***y
    10.0/10(3 votes)

    #1 - Pocket P***y

    S1:E3

    When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.

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  2. Background image for Training Day
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Training Day

    S3:E5

    Thad offers to teach Alex what it is to be a local celebrity but he has ulterior motives. Mary Jo goes to exterme lengths to impress Coach Daniels' wife, who herself is trying to revive her sex life with her husband.

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  3. Background image for Superstition
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Superstition

    S3:E7

    When his pre-game rituals start to betray his game-time performance, Harmon goes on a quest to find new mystical superstitions that will restore his kicking abilities. Meanwhile, off the advice of a psychic, Sammy explores career opportunities that will really show his worth.

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  4. Background image for Fun Facts
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Fun Facts

    S3:E8

    As Coach Daniels prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame, Thad comes to terms with some troubling secrets from Daniels' past while Alex connects with Marty on a new level.

    Director:Eric Appel
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  5. Background image for The C-Word
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - The C-Word

    S3:E9

    Thad's behavior takes a turn for the worse after he suffers a concussion, making it difficult for Daniels to hide the injury from both Gilday and ultimately the NCAA. Meanwhile, Sammy, trapped in the Goat House basement, reevaluates his masturbation habits.

    Director:Dean Holland
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  6. Background image for One Week
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - One Week

    S3:E10

    "One Week," a "Hard Knocks"-esque television series, is at BMS following the team and its coaches both on and off the field. While documenting the franchise's struggle to return to its former glory, the 'show-within-a-show' highlights the growing feud between Gilday and Alex, Daniels' insecurities caused by Gilday, and Thad's desire to become an actor.

    Director:Dean Holland
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    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Death Penalty

    S3:E11

    BMS rejoices when they find they will be playing Blackwell for the Bowl Championship. The celebration is cut short, however, when the NCAA comes at them with 3 years of dirt on the team - enough to bring the axe down on the football program.

    Director:Eric Appel
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  9. Background image for Blackout
    9.5/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Blackout

    S3:E6

    A blackout on campus has postponed the following day's game against Buckingham. Alex uses it as an opportunity to settle the score with one of Buckingham's cheerleaders who humiliated him in high school. Daniels and the other BMS coaches play a game of poker against the Buckingham coaches with increasingly high stakes.

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  10. Background image for The Captain
    9.3/10(3 votes)

    #9 - The Captain

    S3:E1

    While Alex adjusts to becoming the starting quarterback and team captain, Thad awaits word on his future with the team after his drug related arrest following BMS' loss in last season's championship game. In the meantime, Sammy attempts to move into the Goat House and Mary Jo begins her try-sexual journey.

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    9.2/10(4 votes)

    #10 - Marathon Monday

    S1:E10

    During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him and Sammy and Craig go on a drinking binge together.

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  12. Background image for Piss Test
    9.2/10(4 votes)

    #11 - Piss Test

    S1:E12

    The guys struggle to figure out a way to pass the NCAA's random student-athlete drug testing.

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    9.0/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Drug Olympics

    S1:E6

    After a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics.

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  14. Background image for LAX aka The Truce
    9.0/10(4 votes)

    #13 - LAX aka The Truce

    S1:E8

    When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writer:Chip Hall
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  15. Background image for Ransom
    9.0/10(4 votes)

    #14 - Ransom

    S1:E11

    The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.

    Director:Clark Mathis
    Writer:Chip Hall
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    9.0/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Bowl Game

    S1:E13

    After an unexpected bowl game pick the team goes to Louisiana. Thad tries to keep his team safe while also sabatoging the other team. Shiloh has a problem of his own to deal with.

    Director:Jeff Melman
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  17. Background image for Born Again
    9.0/10(3 votes)

    #16 - Born Again

    S2:E3

    The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when Mary Jo, out of frustration, stirs them into a frenzy. Plus, Coach Daniel's ex-wife Debra shows up to collect unpaid debts.

    Director:Fred Savage
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  18. Background image for Thad's Back
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Thad's Back

    S3:E3

    Alex takes on Thad's persona as he struggles to pull Thad out of a post-suspension slump while Sammy meets the perfect girl only to realize he will soon lose her.

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  19. Background image for The Peak
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #18 - The Peak

    S3:E4

    Alex and Sammy have a falling out when Alex plays the best game in his career and accepts it as the peak in his life. Meanwhile, Daniels and Jon Jon have mixed feelings about a job offer that Jon Jon received.

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  20. Background image for The Corn Field (1)
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - The Corn Field (1)

    S3:E12

    BMS loses the Bowl Game to Blackwell when their starters are benched from play due to breaking NCAA rules. Feeling robbed, the BMS starters challenge the Blackwell starters to an unofficial Bowl Game - the Real bowl game - in a local corn field which Thad has converted into a football field.

    Director:Alex Winter
    Writer:Unknown
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  21. Background image for The Corn Field (2)
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - The Corn Field (2)

    S3:E13

    The battle continues as the BMS and Blackwell teams fight it out on the corn field for bragging rights as to who the real champion is.

    Director:Alex Winter
    Writer:Unknown
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  22. Background image for There's Only One Second Best
    8.8/10(4 votes)

    #21 - There's Only One Second Best

    S1:E5

    Alex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.

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  23. Background image for The Legend of the Golden Arm
    8.8/10(4 votes)

    #22 - The Legend of the Golden Arm

    S1:E7

    A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.

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  24. Background image for Controversy
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #23 - Controversy

    S2:E1

    In response to last season's dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on an increasingly dangerous adventure. Meanwhile, Sammy's sister, Mary Jo, arrives at BMS and joins the cheerleading squad after some hazing.

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  25. Background image for The Fingering
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #24 - The Fingering

    S2:E2

    After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets off on an investigation into who violated him, with each teammate's version of the story conflicting with the next.

    Director:Lev L. Spiro
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  26. Background image for Pay For Play
    8.7/10(3 votes)

    #25 - Pay For Play

    S2:E4

    The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

    Director:Fred Savage
    Writer:Chip Hall
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Best Episodes Summary

"Pocket P***y" is the best rated episode of "Blue Mountain State". It scored 10/10 based on 3 votes. Directed by Brian Robbins and written by Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, it aired on 1/19/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Training Day".