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The Best Episodes of Bottle Boys

Every episode of Bottle Boys ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Bottle Boys!

Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Bottle Boys Season 1 Episode 1 - Fools Rush In
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    #1 - Fools Rush In

    S1:E1

    Deacon finds one of his elderly customers poised for a suicide attempt on a windowsill six floors up.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  2. Bottle Boys Season 1 Episode 2 - God Save Our Dairy
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    #2 - God Save Our Dairy

    S1:E2

    Dawson Dairy is on the rocks, sales are down, and the bank is threatening to force them into liquidation. Deacon organises a petition and the milk roundsmen rally for a fight to save their jobs.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  3. Bottle Boys Season 1 Episode 3 - Danger, Woman at Work
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    #3 - Danger, Woman at Work

    S1:E3

    When old Cyril retires, the boys' noses are put seriously out of joint by his replacement: the stern, no-nonsense Joan Foster! Something has to be done.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  4. Bottle Boys Season 1 Episode 4 - All in a Day's Work
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    #4 - All in a Day's Work

    S1:E4

    Jock is off work with the flu. When Deacon and the boys pop by for a visit, they find themselves stuck in a busted lift.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  5. Bottle Boys Season 1 Episode 5 - One Good Turn
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    #5 - One Good Turn

    S1:E5

    Stan is organising a benefit for a local old folks' home, but, with no one famous on the bill, tickets aren't moving. Deacon, however, has a big-name celebrity on his round...

    Director:Nic Phillips
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  6. Bottle Boys Season 1 Episode 6 - Here Comes the Groom
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    #6 - Here Comes the Groom

    S1:E6

    After a whirlwind weekend romance, Deacon and Sharon announce their engagement and imminent nuptials.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  7. Bottle Boys Season 2 Episode 1 - Things That Go Bump in the Night
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    #7 - Things That Go Bump in the Night

    S2:E1

    Stan loses the key to the safe and Deacon offers to spend the night in the dairy to guard the cash.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  8. Bottle Boys Season 2 Episode 2 - I Gotta Horse
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    #8 - I Gotta Horse

    S2:E2

    After Jock correctly predicts the outcome of three consecutive horse races, even Deacon has to admit he seems to possess 'the feeling'. The lads quickly pull together a syndicate, hoping to be millionaires by the end of the day.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  9. Bottle Boys Season 2 Episode 3 - Out of the Frying Pan
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    #9 - Out of the Frying Pan

    S2:E3

    The egg marketing board ropes in the dairy to help increase sales by promoting a cooking demonstration event. Deacon is selected for special duties but has to wear some rather unflattering gear...

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  10. Bottle Boys Season 2 Episode 4 - If the Cap Fits
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    #10 - If the Cap Fits

    S2:E4

    It's promotion time at the milk depot. Deacon's efforts to be the winner in the chicken selling drive leads him into trouble.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  11. Bottle Boys Season 2 Episode 5 - High Noon
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    #11 - High Noon

    S2:E5

    Residents have started moving into a new estate, which means extended rounds – that is, until Dawson's rival, Marshal's, reneges on a deal about how to divide up the streets. Deacon finds himself defending Dawson's honour.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  12. Bottle Boys Season 2 Episode 6 - I Love Paris
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    #12 - I Love Paris

    S2:E6

    When Billy wins a trip for two to Paris, Deacon inveigles himself with the second ticket on the basis of playing wingman for picking up French girls.

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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  13. Bottle Boys Season 2 Episode 7 - The Milk Cup Runneth Over
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    #13 - The Milk Cup Runneth Over

    S2:E7

    Chelsea are playing Arsenal in the Milk Cup, and as a true blue, Deacon is desperate to be in attendance – by any means necessary!

    Director:Stuart Allen
    Writer:Vince Powell

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Best Episodes Summary

"Fools Rush In" is the best rated episode of "Bottle Boys". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Stuart Allen and written by Vince Powell, it aired on 9/1/1984. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "God Save Our Dairy".