Hayden seeks Luther's companionship while Christine works on the weekend, and while she is away nearly destroys her apartment.

Luther makes a nuisance of himself after tracing his family tree and learning of a large group of Van Dams living in the area.

Hayden refuses to go quietly when Christine insists that he head off his snoring problem with a trip to a sleep therapy clinic.

Hayden impresses Judy's parents when he saves their pet poodle.

When Luther's pet monkey bites Hayden, he, Howard and the rest of the coaching staff are quarantined for fear of an outbreak of some kind of "lethal monkey virus."

Game pressure gives Hayden a facial tic before a national telecast.

Irritable over his breakup with Christine, Hayden attends a self-help group.

Luther is embarrassed to confess his new job: managing a miniature golf course.

Hayden refuses to admit that a middle-aged prospect might be too old to play on the team, and becomes his biggest supporter.

Luther feels left out when Hayden and Christine are invited to New York for a dinner honoring Frank Gifford.

On their way to face the Buffalo Bills in a wild-card game, Luther's love of chicken wings saddles the Breakers with a severe case of food poisoning.

Cash-poor Hayden buys Christine's engagement ring from a cut-rate jeweler/dentist.

Hayden receives an oddball inheritance from an acquaintance.

After a one-night stand with Hayden's 60-year-old secretary, Luther is too ashamed to face her the next morning.

Luther reveals his true opinion of Christine following a close brush with death.

The playbook falls into enemy hands on the eve of Hayden's biggest game.

On the day of the Pioneer Bowl, an accident puts Luther in the hospital with a concussion -- but the team wins the National Championship anyway.

Hayden is rattled when he and Christine agree to watch an infant for the weekend.

Hayden begins wearing a special device to increase his sperm count. As a Valentine's gift he goes on Christine's TV show, where his special device leaks on camera.

Against Hayden's advice, Christine attends a bachelorette party thrown by Ruthanne and gets into trouble.

Hayden tries to befriend former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson -- but his efforts go to the dogs when Johnson's Super Bowl ring is eaten by Luther's dog.

When Hayden's daughter Kelly brings home new boyfriend Peter, Hayden is appalled to learn that Peter is the same age as Hayden.

Doris promotes Luther, leaving Hayden to find a new defensive coordinator, a job he thinks would be perfect for Dick Butkus -- until the former linebacker shows up and starts taking over.

Hayden feuds with the girls' basketball coach, Dauber's new flame.

Hayden runs away to protest Kelly's wedding to Stuart.