7.7/1014 votes#1 - Episode 1
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/13/2012
A trendy coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino, the proprietor of a business specialising in wooden pallets gives us his idea of a sophisticated sales pitch in a specially made TV ad, a high street boutique delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter, and one of Burnistoun's youngest inhabitants escapes punishment for being late for school thanks to an inventive note from his dad.
Director: N/A
Writer: Robert Florence
7.9/1014 votes#2 - Episode 2
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 8/20/2012
The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose, two punters are unimpressed with the clientele in their local café, the job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness, and all is not well in Burnistoun's leafy suburbs when a resident struggles to put out the correct colour of wheelie bin.
Director: N/A
Writer: Robert Florence
8.2/1013 votes#3 - Episode 3
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 8/27/2012
Misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson invents a new way of packaging beer, 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan gatecrash a party, pals Peter and Scott find they have a different approach to shaving a certain part of their anatomy, The Kilty Club's Herry McLoudery massacres another Scots song, and Jolly Boy John displays some unusual ways with pakora.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1013 votes#4 - Episode 4
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 9/3/2012
A local priest used a direct line to God to have daft banter with the Almighty,a novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun with unintended consequences for its proprietor, eating a pizza proves problematic for a Burnistoun man out on a date, and we get a world premier of the instructional DVD 'How to Punch A Guy'.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.4/1013 votes#5 - Episode 5
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 9/10/2012
The 'quality polis' team of McGregor and Toshan attend a football match and cause the very riot they were there to prevent, pals Peter and Scott have a disagreement over what is acceptable footwear for the pub, Jolly Boy John has fun with some pet turtles in his latest home video, and two aggressive car salesmen foist a top-of-the-range motor on a reluctant passer-by.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.4/1011 votes#6 - Episode 6
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 9/17/2012
The legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement, two punters enjoying a lock-in at the pub find their enjoyment eerily curtailed by the arrival of the pub's ghost, and one of Burnistoun's local football teams decides to sign some good-looking foreign fans to improve the look of the terraces.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Burnistoun Season 3
Every episode of Burnistoun Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Burnistoun Season 3!
Burnistoun is a comedy sketch show broadcast by BBC Scotland, written by the Scottish comedians Iain Connell and Robert Florence. The show is produced by...
Genre:Comedy
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Episode 1" is the best rated episode of "Burnistoun" season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 14 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Robert Florence, it aired on 8/13/2012. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Episode 2".