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A morally bankrupt car salesman is forced to become business partners with his inner conscience, an off-beat do gooder intent on healing Fitz's mangled psyche, one hilarious disaster at a time.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 6 - Going Down Syndrome
    7.8/10(50 votes)

    #1 - Going Down Syndrome

    S1:E6

    Fitz tries to hook Larry up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all. But the next morning Fitz discovers Janet wasn't drunk, she's brain damaged. Meghan meanwhile tries to get back on the dating horse. When she mistakes an attempted purse snatching for a come-on, she takes her mugger hostage at a motel. Larry thinks Fitz's latest predicament is a perfect opportunity to teach him about love and devotion. But it gets complicated when Ali shows up. Especially since her comatose mother has developed a communication technique with her finger twitches, and she has an actual case against Fitz...

    Director:James Genn
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 13 - What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?
    7.3/10(27 votes)

    #2 - What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?

    S2:E13

    With the Beaver Moon upon him, Fitz puts together a team of unlikely experts for one last attempt to discover the identity of his shadowy nemesis. Too bad that team is the same sadsacks he sees everyday. Will they be able to save Fitz? And once and for all, will he uncover the identity of his shadowy assassin?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 5 - Fuck the Vote
    7.3/10(23 votes)

    #3 - Fuck the Vote

    S3:E5

    "Sex For Votes" tactics that Fitz uses backfires when the Ladies Auxiliary president is found dead. Larry's approach proves more counter-productive than anything.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 6 - Semen-Gate
    7.3/10(22 votes)

    #4 - Semen-Gate

    S3:E6

    When the "Last Honest Man" approach is close to being sabotaged by Barry, Fitz's "supposed" illegitimate son, Fitz must try to save everything he can to stay in the race.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 6 - Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine
    7.2/10(30 votes)

    #5 - Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine

    S2:E6

    After the untimely death of Dexter Laine, there's only one thing left for Fitz to do - find a way to profit from his hero's demise. Little does he know, Dex's dismembered feet will help solve the mystery of Dot Foxly once and for all.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 3 - Mama
    7.1/10(48 votes)

    #6 - Mama

    S1:E3

    When Fitz discovers his Father Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry in his will, he has no choice but to prove Larry is NOT his long lost, responsible brother. And the only way to do it is a quick visit to his absentee, alcoholic mother Elaine. On Fitz's quest for closure however, he ends up at Elaine's weekly key party. When he can't find the answers he needs, he steals her car. Meanwhile, demented Junior Survivalist Kara builds her now growing attempted vehicular manslaughter case by blackmailing Josh with a compromising cell phone.

    Director:Scott Smith
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 11 - This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days
    7.1/10(35 votes)

    #7 - This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days

    S1:E11

    A sniper takes siege of Fitzpatrick Motors. Larry is convinced Fitz's cowardice in withholding his syphilis diagnosis from his sexual partners has brought this upon them. But as Fitz points out, it could be any one of the hundreds of people who want him dead. Ali meanwhile tries to get over bad boy Fitz by dating milquetoast Chester Vince. As the Fitz Motors team narrows down the possible shooter, Josh concludes its Kara. They call Ali to negotiate with the suspect. But the real hero turns out to be Chester, who makes sure Kara isn't tried as an adult. Larry urges Fitz to disclose his STD to Ali. But in outing their relationship to Chester, he ruins Ali's chance of happiness with a good guy once and for all...

    Director:Jason Priestley
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 13 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)
    7.1/10(40 votes)

    #8 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)

    S1:E13

    Fitz wakes up in a motel room with his captors, Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them support group. But the women are divided on what they want to do with him - snip off his dick or record a hostage-style video PSA to warn women everywhere. When Sonja chickens out and calls Larry to come save Fitz, Larry talks the women out of a beheading, instead agreeing to take up Kangaroo court for the trial of Dick Fitz. Larry pleads on behalf of the defendant that they're lucky he's not worse than he is - his mother left him, his father doesn't want him to succeed, and that he's still capable of love. A mistrial is called when Larry and Fitz learn there's bigger fish to fry - literally. Josh has been conned into bombing the dealership and if they don't get there soon, Fitzpatrick Motors may be finished - for good.

    Director:James Genn
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 3 - Don of the Differently Abled
    7.1/10(32 votes)

    #9 - Don of the Differently Abled

    S2:E3

    When Larry diagnoses Fitz with dyslexia, he’s a little surprised by Fitz’s acceptance… until he discovers his plans to cash in on the disability system.

    Director:Jason Priestley
    Writer:Matt MacLennan

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  10. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 4 - My Own Private OKA
    7.1/10(31 votes)

    #10 - My Own Private OKA

    S2:E4

    When Babs Devon’s body is dug up, Larry accidentally tells the cops that the Summerwind land is a Native burial ground. Fitz must fight to keep the site from being expropriated, how else will he build his dream lounge?

    Director:Michael DeCarlo
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 10 - How Do You Say 'Blow Job' in Pennsylvania Dutch?
    7.1/10(37 votes)

    #11 - How Do You Say 'Blow Job' in Pennsylvania Dutch?

    S2:E10

    Broke, sans wheels, and on the lam…Fitz and Larry must track down Sonja in order to prove that Fitz didn’t kill her. But where is she? And is it true the Amish are cannibals?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 1 - Fuck City Hall
    7.1/10(24 votes)

    #12 - Fuck City Hall

    S3:E1

    When Summerwind is closed after a demolition order comes in, Fitz wants to know who is messing with him. The fact that a Titmouse, an endangered bird, is what is stopping the club from being open. Fitz needs to retaliate.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 9 - The Upside of Matricide
    7.0/10(39 votes)

    #13 - The Upside of Matricide

    S1:E9

    Being a widower has its perks; the pity, the gifts, the inheritance - which Fitz uses to buy a plot of land for his dream bar, The Summer Wind Lounge. Ali learns her mother's dying wish was an organic burial. Unfortunately it's illegal. But if anyone can help her skirt the law, it's Fitz. Together, they steal the body from the crematorium, and bury her on Fitz's new real estate venture. Ali is grateful for a sense of closure on her strained maternal relationship. So she thanks Fitz by b. him in the car. But when she learns Fitz used all of Babs' money to invest in his bar, she's done with him forever...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 10 - The Kidney Stays in the Picture
    7.0/10(39 votes)

    #14 - The Kidney Stays in the Picture

    S1:E10

    Reeling from the Ali debacle, Fitz has a new plan to get rid of Larry: if he's good for once, there'd be no need to have a conscience. Larry would finally leave him alone. So Fitz sets up a charity drive for Ned the cripple - not a kid, but a curmudgeonly dude in a wheelchair. And to prove he's really altruistic, he promises to give Ned a kidney. Larry is sure Fitz won't go through with it. Which of course, he doesn't - especially when he learns he's feeling down because he has syphilis. The match testing never happened - it was a scam by Ned, who ends up harvesting Larry's kidney for sale on the black market instead...

    Director:Jason Priestley
    Writer:Ari Posner

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  15. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 1 - Ass Hickey
    7.0/10(33 votes)

    #15 - Ass Hickey

    S2:E1

    Broke, insomniac and paranoid, Fitz doesn't think things could get any worse, until a fortuneteller tells him he's fated to die by the next Beaver Moon. What the fuck is a Beaver Moon?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 2 - Fucking Memories
    7.0/10(29 votes)

    #16 - Fucking Memories

    S2:E2

    A giant penis defaces the Fitzpatrick Motors mural, and the penis is pointed straight at Fitz's mouth. Fitz is now determined to broadcast his heterosexuality far and loud. There's only one question. How?

    Director:Jason Priestley
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 9 - Repo Wedding
    7.0/10(29 votes)

    #17 - Repo Wedding

    S2:E9

    This isn't the first time Fitz has been brought in for questioning it is, however, the first time he's been innocent of the charges. It's Fitz versus his nemesis Chester Vince. And vengenance is one of Fitz's favourite games...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 3 - The Virgin Homo-Cide
    7.0/10(22 votes)

    #18 - The Virgin Homo-Cide

    S3:E3

    When Fitz starts to lose money and sponsors for his campaign, he goes the Country Club to "work his charms" on the old money establishment to replenish the fund by asking them for donations.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 2 - Loco
    6.9/10(59 votes)

    #19 - Loco

    S1:E2

    After a failed hit on Larry's life, Fitz's only option is to get rid of him by proving Larry's a crazy person. After all, he claims to be his conscience. Meanwhile, Larry tries to purge Fitz of drugs and alcohol. But by the time Larry rallies the Fitzpatrick family for an intervention, Fitz's own sanity begins to dwindle in the throes of the DTs, and he decides to take whacking matters into his own hands...

    Director:Scott Smith
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 12 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)
    6.9/10(36 votes)

    #20 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)

    S1:E12

    The final numbers for the Fibbies are in, and Fitz is way out of contention. But there's a loop-hole - salesmen can enter as a team. As Fitz schemes to sign Larry as his 'plus one', Larry gets an anonymous letter: a clue into a past he no longer remembers. Though Fitz agrees to help Larry investigate his past in exchange for his help winning a Fibbie, mere hours before the Fibbies start, they end up trapped in an abandoned warehouse. Larry doubts his abilities as a conscience, and wonders if the world would be better without him. Fitz talks him out of his noose, and they get to the Fibbies just in time, but as Fitz practices his acceptance speech in the parking lot, a hood is thrown over his head and he's kidnapped. Let's just say the list of suspects is long...

    Director:James Genn
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 8 - Heir of the Dog
    6.9/10(29 votes)

    #21 - Heir of the Dog

    S2:E8

    With their father hospitalized for testicular cancer, the Fitzpatrick children compete to prove their love and get the old man's cash.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 8 - Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank
    6.9/10(21 votes)

    #22 - Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank

    S3:E8

    Ken and Elaine's church scam is making progress and Fitz tries to join in. However, when he is denied, he decides that he can beat them by starting his own religion.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 10 - Apoca' Smokes Now
    6.9/10(21 votes)

    #23 - Apoca' Smokes Now

    S3:E10

    Fitz, now Mayor, starts to go downhill and Larry steps in as his conscience and tells him that what he is doing is wrong.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 12 - And Baby Makes... Fuck! (2)
    6.9/10(18 votes)

    #24 - And Baby Makes... Fuck! (2)

    S3:E12

    Ali goes into labor and Fitz attempts to get the dealership back before the little guy is born. He doesn't want his son to think he is a loser.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 4 - Long Con Silver
    6.8/10(43 votes)

    #25 - Long Con Silver

    S1:E4

    Fitz quickly unloads Elaine's car in hopes of putting their broken relationship behind him for good. But Larry is convinced it was a desperate plea to get her back in his life. Unfortunately for Fitz, that's exactly what happens. After manipulating Larry into a family reunion, Elaine gets Fitz on board to scam the Ruptals and get the car back. But its all part of a Long Con Elaine concocts to finalize her divorce and rid herself of all things Fitz once and for all...

    Director:Scott Smith
    Writer:Pat Bullard

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Best Episodes Summary

"Going Down Syndrome" is the best rated episode of "Call Me Fitz". It scored 7.8/10 based on 50 votes. Directed by James Genn and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/17/2010. This episode scored 0.5 points higher than the second highest rated, "What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?".