7.9/1049 votesLoading...#1 - Going Down Syndrome
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/17/2010
Fitz tries to hook Larry up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all. But the next morning Fitz discovers Janet wasn't drunk, she's brain damaged. Meghan meanwhile tries to get back on the dating horse. When she mistakes an attempted purse snatching for a come-on, she takes her mugger hostage at a motel. Larry thinks Fitz's latest predicament is a perfect opportunity to teach him about love and devotion. But it gets complicated when Ali shows up. Especially since her comatose mother has developed a communication technique with her finger twitches, and she has an actual case against Fitz...
Director: James Genn
Writer: N/A
7.8/1019 votesLoading...#2 - Semen-Gate
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/21/2012
When the "Last Honest Man" approach is close to being sabotaged by Barry, Fitz's "supposed" illegitimate son, Fitz must try to save everything he can to stay in the race.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.7/1020 votesLoading...#3 - Fuck the Vote
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/2012
"Sex For Votes" tactics that Fitz uses backfires when the Ladies Auxiliary president is found dead. Larry's approach proves more counter-productive than anything.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/1026 votesLoading...#4 - What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 12/11/2011
With the Beaver Moon upon him, Fitz puts together a team of unlikely experts for one last attempt to discover the identity of his shadowy nemesis. Too bad that team is the same sadsacks he sees everyday. Will they be able to save Fitz? And once and for all, will he uncover the identity of his shadowy assassin?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/1034 votesLoading...#5 - How Do You Say 'Blow Job' in Pennsylvania Dutch?
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/2011
Broke, sans wheels, and on the lam…Fitz and Larry must track down Sonja in order to prove that Fitz didn’t kill her. But where is she? And is it true the Amish are cannibals?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1028 votesLoading...#6 - Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2011
After the untimely death of Dexter Laine, there's only one thing left for Fitz to do - find a way to profit from his hero's demise. Little does he know, Dex's dismembered feet will help solve the mystery of Dot Foxly once and for all.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/1022 votesLoading...#7 - Fuck City Hall
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/2012
When Summerwind is closed after a demolition order comes in, Fitz wants to know who is messing with him. The fact that a Titmouse, an endangered bird, is what is stopping the club from being open. Fitz needs to retaliate.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/1037 votesLoading...#8 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/5/2010
Fitz wakes up in a motel room with his captors, Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them support group. But the women are divided on what they want to do with him - snip off his dick or record a hostage-style video PSA to warn women everywhere. When Sonja chickens out and calls Larry to come save Fitz, Larry talks the women out of a beheading, instead agreeing to take up Kangaroo court for the trial of Dick Fitz. Larry pleads on behalf of the defendant that they're lucky he's not worse than he is - his mother left him, his father doesn't want him to succeed, and that he's still capable of love. A mistrial is called when Larry and Fitz learn there's bigger fish to fry - literally. Josh has been conned into bombing the dealership and if they don't get there soon, Fitzpatrick Motors may be finished - for good.
Director: James Genn
Writer: N/A
7.3/1027 votesLoading...#9 - Fucking Memories
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2011
A giant penis defaces the Fitzpatrick Motors mural, and the penis is pointed straight at Fitz's mouth. Fitz is now determined to broadcast his heterosexuality far and loud. There's only one question. How?
Director: Jason Priestley
Writer: N/A
7.3/1030 votesLoading...#10 - Don of the Differently Abled
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/2011
When Larry diagnoses Fitz with dyslexia, he’s a little surprised by Fitz’s acceptance… until he discovers his plans to cash in on the disability system.
Director: Jason Priestley
Writer: Matt MacLennan
7.3/1029 votesLoading...#11 - My Own Private OKA
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2011
When Babs Devon’s body is dug up, Larry accidentally tells the cops that the Summerwind land is a Native burial ground. Fitz must fight to keep the site from being expropriated, how else will he build his dream lounge?
Director: Michael DeCarlo
Writer: N/A
7.3/1019 votesLoading...#12 - The Virgin Homo-Cide
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/2012
When Fitz starts to lose money and sponsors for his campaign, he goes the Country Club to "work his charms" on the old money establishment to replenish the fund by asking them for donations.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.3/1015 votesLoading...#13 - And Baby Makes... Fuck! (2)
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/2012
Ali goes into labor and Fitz attempts to get the dealership back before the little guy is born. He doesn't want his son to think he is a loser.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/1033 votesLoading...#14 - This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 11/21/2010
A sniper takes siege of Fitzpatrick Motors. Larry is convinced Fitz's cowardice in withholding his syphilis diagnosis from his sexual partners has brought this upon them. But as Fitz points out, it could be any one of the hundreds of people who want him dead. Ali meanwhile tries to get over bad boy Fitz by dating milquetoast Chester Vince. As the Fitz Motors team narrows down the possible shooter, Josh concludes its Kara. They call Ali to negotiate with the suspect. But the real hero turns out to be Chester, who makes sure Kara isn't tried as an adult. Larry urges Fitz to disclose his STD to Ali. But in outing their relationship to Chester, he ruins Ali's chance of happiness with a good guy once and for all...
Director: Jason Priestley
Writer: N/A
7.2/1031 votesLoading...#15 - Ass Hickey
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2011
Broke, insomniac and paranoid, Fitz doesn't think things could get any worse, until a fortuneteller tells him he's fated to die by the next Beaver Moon. What the fuck is a Beaver Moon?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/1027 votesLoading...#16 - Heir of the Dog
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/6/2011
With their father hospitalized for testicular cancer, the Fitzpatrick children compete to prove their love and get the old man's cash.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/1026 votesLoading...#17 - Repo Wedding
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/13/2011
This isn't the first time Fitz has been brought in for questioning it is, however, the first time he's been innocent of the charges. It's Fitz versus his nemesis Chester Vince. And vengenance is one of Fitz's favourite games...
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/1018 votesLoading...#18 - Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/4/2012
Ken and Elaine's church scam is making progress and Fitz tries to join in. However, when he is denied, he decides that he can beat them by starting his own religion.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.2/1018 votesLoading...#19 - Apoca' Smokes Now
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 11/19/2012
Fitz, now Mayor, starts to go downhill and Larry steps in as his conscience and tells him that what he is doing is wrong.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/1037 votesLoading...#20 - The Upside of Matricide
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/7/2010
Being a widower has its perks; the pity, the gifts, the inheritance - which Fitz uses to buy a plot of land for his dream bar, The Summer Wind Lounge. Ali learns her mother's dying wish was an organic burial. Unfortunately it's illegal. But if anyone can help her skirt the law, it's Fitz. Together, they steal the body from the crematorium, and bury her on Fitz's new real estate venture. Ali is grateful for a sense of closure on her strained maternal relationship. So she thanks Fitz by b. him in the car. But when she learns Fitz used all of Babs' money to invest in his bar, she's done with him forever...
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.1/1037 votesLoading...#21 - The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/14/2010
Reeling from the Ali debacle, Fitz has a new plan to get rid of Larry: if he's good for once, there'd be no need to have a conscience. Larry would finally leave him alone. So Fitz sets up a charity drive for Ned the cripple - not a kid, but a curmudgeonly dude in a wheelchair. And to prove he's really altruistic, he promises to give Ned a kidney. Larry is sure Fitz won't go through with it. Which of course, he doesn't - especially when he learns he's feeling down because he has syphilis. The match testing never happened - it was a scam by Ned, who ends up harvesting Larry's kidney for sale on the black market instead...
Director: Jason Priestley
Writer: Ari Posner
7.1/1034 votesLoading...#22 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 11/28/2010
The final numbers for the Fibbies are in, and Fitz is way out of contention. But there's a loop-hole - salesmen can enter as a team. As Fitz schemes to sign Larry as his 'plus one', Larry gets an anonymous letter: a clue into a past he no longer remembers. Though Fitz agrees to help Larry investigate his past in exchange for his help winning a Fibbie, mere hours before the Fibbies start, they end up trapped in an abandoned warehouse. Larry doubts his abilities as a conscience, and wonders if the world would be better without him. Fitz talks him out of his noose, and they get to the Fibbies just in time, but as Fitz practices his acceptance speech in the parking lot, a hood is thrown over his head and he's kidnapped. Let's just say the list of suspects is long...
Director: James Genn
Writer: N/A
7.1/1023 votesLoading...#23 - Hell Hath No Drink Limit
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 12/4/2011
When Fitz finds himself transported to the afterworld, he discovers that he and Larry really are two parts of the same soul. Only problem is that Fitz wants to party in hell while Larry's got loftier accoms in mind.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1027 votesLoading...#24 - Dysfunctional Family Circus
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/2011
When Dot gets too close to Ken for Fitz's comfort, Fitz lands on an unlikely solution to his problem - his mother. But what happens when she gets too close for comfort? It's Fitz versus Fitz and somebody's going down hard.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1025 votesLoading...#25 - Revel Without Applause
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 11/27/2011
With death on the Beaver Moon quickly approaching, Fitz realizes his accomplishments don't add up to shit and sets out on a highly dangerous attempt to go out in a blaze of glory - a high school speed record that no one believes he will survive
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Call Me Fitz
Every episode of Call Me Fitz ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Call Me Fitz!
A morally bankrupt car salesman is forced to become business partners with his inner conscience, an off-beat do gooder intent on healing Fitz's mangled psyche,...
Genre:Comedy
Network:The Movie Network
Top Episode Ratings Summary
"Going Down Syndrome" is the best rated episode of "Call Me Fitz". It scored 7.9/10 based on 49 votes. Directed by James Genn and written by N/A, it aired on 10/17/2010. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Semen-Gate".