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A morally bankrupt car salesman is forced to become business partners with his inner conscience, an off-beat do gooder intent on healing Fitz's mangled psyche, one hilarious disaster at a time.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 1 - The Pilot
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    #1 - The Pilot

    S1:E1

    Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, morally bankrupt top salesman of pre-owned automobiles for 9 years running, hits rock bottom when he crashes a GT on a test drive, puts a woman in a coma, and wakes up to find he's grown a conscience - a living/breathing hanger-on named Larry, who joins Fitzpatrick Motors as a do-gooder salesman, and threatens to undercut Fitz' debaucherous way of life...

    Director:Scott Smith
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 11 - This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days
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    #2 - This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days

    S1:E11

    A sniper takes siege of Fitzpatrick Motors. Larry is convinced Fitz's cowardice in withholding his syphilis diagnosis from his sexual partners has brought this upon them. But as Fitz points out, it could be any one of the hundreds of people who want him dead. Ali meanwhile tries to get over bad boy Fitz by dating milquetoast Chester Vince. As the Fitz Motors team narrows down the possible shooter, Josh concludes its Kara. They call Ali to negotiate with the suspect. But the real hero turns out to be Chester, who makes sure Kara isn't tried as an adult. Larry urges Fitz to disclose his STD to Ali. But in outing their relationship to Chester, he ruins Ali's chance of happiness with a good guy once and for all...

    Director:Jason Priestley
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 12 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)
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    #3 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)

    S1:E12

    The final numbers for the Fibbies are in, and Fitz is way out of contention. But there's a loop-hole - salesmen can enter as a team. As Fitz schemes to sign Larry as his 'plus one', Larry gets an anonymous letter: a clue into a past he no longer remembers. Though Fitz agrees to help Larry investigate his past in exchange for his help winning a Fibbie, mere hours before the Fibbies start, they end up trapped in an abandoned warehouse. Larry doubts his abilities as a conscience, and wonders if the world would be better without him. Fitz talks him out of his noose, and they get to the Fibbies just in time, but as Fitz practices his acceptance speech in the parking lot, a hood is thrown over his head and he's kidnapped. Let's just say the list of suspects is long...

    Director:James Genn
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Call Me Fitz Season 1 Episode 13 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)
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    #4 - Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)

    S1:E13

    Fitz wakes up in a motel room with his captors, Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them support group. But the women are divided on what they want to do with him - snip off his dick or record a hostage-style video PSA to warn women everywhere. When Sonja chickens out and calls Larry to come save Fitz, Larry talks the women out of a beheading, instead agreeing to take up Kangaroo court for the trial of Dick Fitz. Larry pleads on behalf of the defendant that they're lucky he's not worse than he is - his mother left him, his father doesn't want him to succeed, and that he's still capable of love. A mistrial is called when Larry and Fitz learn there's bigger fish to fry - literally. Josh has been conned into bombing the dealership and if they don't get there soon, Fitzpatrick Motors may be finished - for good.

    Director:James Genn
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 1 - Ass Hickey
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    #5 - Ass Hickey

    S2:E1

    Broke, insomniac and paranoid, Fitz doesn't think things could get any worse, until a fortuneteller tells him he's fated to die by the next Beaver Moon. What the fuck is a Beaver Moon?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 2 - Fucking Memories
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    #6 - Fucking Memories

    S2:E2

    A giant penis defaces the Fitzpatrick Motors mural, and the penis is pointed straight at Fitz's mouth. Fitz is now determined to broadcast his heterosexuality far and loud. There's only one question. How?

    Director:Jason Priestley
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 3 - Don of the Differently Abled
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    #7 - Don of the Differently Abled

    S2:E3

    When Larry diagnoses Fitz with dyslexia, he’s a little surprised by Fitz’s acceptance… until he discovers his plans to cash in on the disability system.

    Director:Jason Priestley
    Writer:Matt MacLennan

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  8. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 4 - My Own Private OKA
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    #8 - My Own Private OKA

    S2:E4

    When Babs Devon’s body is dug up, Larry accidentally tells the cops that the Summerwind land is a Native burial ground. Fitz must fight to keep the site from being expropriated, how else will he build his dream lounge?

    Director:Michael DeCarlo
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 5 - Public Disturbance
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    #9 - Public Disturbance

    S2:E5

    Confronted with his mortaility via a grey pube, Fitz tries to talk legendary crooner Dexter Laine into backing his plans for the Summerwind; cashing in on his idol's name is a sure bet. And failing that - sabatoge the old guy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 6 - Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine
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    #10 - Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine

    S2:E6

    After the untimely death of Dexter Laine, there's only one thing left for Fitz to do - find a way to profit from his hero's demise. Little does he know, Dex's dismembered feet will help solve the mystery of Dot Foxly once and for all.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 7 - Dysfunctional Family Circus
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    #11 - Dysfunctional Family Circus

    S2:E7

    When Dot gets too close to Ken for Fitz's comfort, Fitz lands on an unlikely solution to his problem - his mother. But what happens when she gets too close for comfort? It's Fitz versus Fitz and somebody's going down hard.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 8 - Heir of the Dog
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    #12 - Heir of the Dog

    S2:E8

    With their father hospitalized for testicular cancer, the Fitzpatrick children compete to prove their love and get the old man's cash.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 9 - Repo Wedding
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    #13 - Repo Wedding

    S2:E9

    This isn't the first time Fitz has been brought in for questioning it is, however, the first time he's been innocent of the charges. It's Fitz versus his nemesis Chester Vince. And vengenance is one of Fitz's favourite games...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 11 - Revel Without Applause
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    #14 - Revel Without Applause

    S2:E11

    With death on the Beaver Moon quickly approaching, Fitz realizes his accomplishments don't add up to shit and sets out on a highly dangerous attempt to go out in a blaze of glory - a high school speed record that no one believes he will survive

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 12 - Hell Hath No Drink Limit
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    #15 - Hell Hath No Drink Limit

    S2:E12

    When Fitz finds himself transported to the afterworld, he discovers that he and Larry really are two parts of the same soul. Only problem is that Fitz wants to party in hell while Larry's got loftier accoms in mind.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Call Me Fitz Season 2 Episode 13 - What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?
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    #16 - What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?

    S2:E13

    With the Beaver Moon upon him, Fitz puts together a team of unlikely experts for one last attempt to discover the identity of his shadowy nemesis. Too bad that team is the same sadsacks he sees everyday. Will they be able to save Fitz? And once and for all, will he uncover the identity of his shadowy assassin?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 1 - Fuck City Hall
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    #17 - Fuck City Hall

    S3:E1

    When Summerwind is closed after a demolition order comes in, Fitz wants to know who is messing with him. The fact that a Titmouse, an endangered bird, is what is stopping the club from being open. Fitz needs to retaliate.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 2 - Thirty Percent Less Pulp Fiction
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    #18 - Thirty Percent Less Pulp Fiction

    S3:E2

    When the identity of Fitz is deleted "accidentally" from Public Records, he along with Larry, decide to go to Miami and get Fitz's long-form birth certificate so that he can run for City Council.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 3 - The Virgin Homo-Cide
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    #19 - The Virgin Homo-Cide

    S3:E3

    When Fitz starts to lose money and sponsors for his campaign, he goes the Country Club to "work his charms" on the old money establishment to replenish the fund by asking them for donations.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 4 - The Rise and Fall of Ethnic Man
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    #20 - The Rise and Fall of Ethnic Man

    S3:E4

    Fitz attempts to prove that he is a friend of "ethnics" as he finds out that Chester has the main lead in the demographic. Fitz will stop at nothing to be on top.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 5 - Fuck the Vote
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    #21 - Fuck the Vote

    S3:E5

    "Sex For Votes" tactics that Fitz uses backfires when the Ladies Auxiliary president is found dead. Larry's approach proves more counter-productive than anything.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 6 - Semen-Gate
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    #22 - Semen-Gate

    S3:E6

    When the "Last Honest Man" approach is close to being sabotaged by Barry, Fitz's "supposed" illegitimate son, Fitz must try to save everything he can to stay in the race.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 7 - The Totally Legitimate Death of Meghan Fitzpatrick
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    #23 - The Totally Legitimate Death of Meghan Fitzpatrick

    S3:E7

    Fitz starts to bounce back as he starts to gain popularity. He plans to go after the hearts of everyone by claiming the "sympathy" vote for himself.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 8 - Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank
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    #24 - Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank

    S3:E8

    Ken and Elaine's church scam is making progress and Fitz tries to join in. However, when he is denied, he decides that he can beat them by starting his own religion.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Call Me Fitz Season 3 Episode 10 - Apoca' Smokes Now
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    #25 - Apoca' Smokes Now

    S3:E10

    Fitz, now Mayor, starts to go downhill and Larry steps in as his conscience and tells him that what he is doing is wrong.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "Call Me Fitz". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Scott Smith and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/19/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days".