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The Best Episodes of Call of the Wildman

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Call of the Wildman is an American reality television following the exploits of Kentucky woodsman Ernie Brown, Jr., nicknamed "The Turtleman". Aided by his friend, Neal James, and his dog, Lolly, Brown operates a nuisance

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    Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 1 - Dirty Jobs
    5.4/10(10 votes)

    #1 - Dirty Jobs

    S1:E1

    In the series premiere, a farmers cows are getting attacked in a nearby cooling pond and emerge with missing udders; the culprits: snapping turtles. Ernie is happy to jump in but the pond is overflowing with manure.

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  2. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 2 - Groundhog Day
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    #2 - Groundhog Day

    S1:E2

    The turtle man meets his match against his bare hand tactics- a skunk. Hiding under layers upon layers of clothes is his only defense.

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  3. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 3 - Possum Poltergeist
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    #3 - Possum Poltergeist

    S1:E3

    When a local radio host challenges Turtleman to venture deep into the haunted woods of Kentucky and evict a school of venomous reptiles and rabid rodents, he is sent on a wild adventure to protect his Blue Grass name and legend.

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  4. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 4 - The Turtles of Alcatraz Pond
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    #4 - The Turtles of Alcatraz Pond

    S1:E4

    Turtleman receives news that one of his top rescue ponds is scheduled to be bulldozed in a matter of hours. But this isn't just any rescue pond. Nicknamed "Alcatraz," it's where he has released the 12 most ferocious snapping turtles he's ever encountered.

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  5. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 5 - Fort Rattlesnake
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    #5 - Fort Rattlesnake

    S1:E5

    Turtleman spots a vicious raccoon at an old trading post and must remove the creature without damaging the historic structure. It's man vs. beast and whoever makes the first mistake will decide the future of one of the last standing stores of its kind.

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  6. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 6 - Turtle Boot Camp
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    #6 - Turtle Boot Camp

    S1:E6

    A farmer's hens are mysteriously disappearing from his chicken coop, and Turtleman's called in to catch the mysterious predator.

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  8. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 7 - Trapped Underground
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    #7 - Trapped Underground

    S1:E7

    Turtleman races against the clock to save a calf that's fallen down a deep sinkhole and is in distress. Something is lurking in the Wilkins family pond — an animal so big, it broke the line Mrs. Wilkins set to trap it.

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  9. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 8 - The Snake Pit
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    #8 - The Snake Pit

    S1:E8

    Turtleman hears of a job in North Carolina — a man's duck pond is being terrorized by turtles. Just a routine job until he finds out this call has come from David Ragan, one of the biggest stars of Turtleman's favorite sport: NASCAR.

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  10. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 9 - Nightmare at Poachers Pond
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    #9 - Nightmare at Poachers Pond

    S1:E9

    Turtleman and his crew stage a daring night rescue to save turtles threatened by a band of poachers. Things don't get much brighter when a nuisance call requires Turtleman to descend 30 feet into an underground spring to remove a mysterious animal.

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  11. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 10 - The Bayou Beast
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    #10 - The Bayou Beast

    S1:E10

    Backwoods meets the bayou when Turtleman and Neal take a road trip down to Louisiana to investigate a mysterious predator locals call the "Beast of the Bayou." Armadillos burrows are destroying the foundation of a family's home.

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  12. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 11 - Danger in the Distillery
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    #11 - Danger in the Distillery

    S1:E11

    A family of possums invades a historic Kentucky bourbon distillery and Ernie might be in danger. Later, turkeys create chaos in a corn maze by attacking kids.

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  13. Call of the Wildman Season 1 Episode 12 - Dilapidated Death Trap
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Dilapidated Death Trap

    S1:E12

    Ernie and his team are asked to clear a wide variety of critters out of an abandon house; a families house is overrun with more rats then they thought.

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  14. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 1 - Miner Threat
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    #13 - Miner Threat

    S2:E1

    Turtleman's got a date with a country critter that's got a taste for chewing the wooden support beams of a rural coalmine. Then, Turtleman must save the day after a tornado tears through the countryside, releasing lethal chemicals into a turtle pond.

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  15. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 2 - Killer at Shaker Village
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    #14 - Killer at Shaker Village

    S2:E2

    Kentucky's Shaker Village is home to a bird sanctuary, but this church has got a new mystery member, and it's practicing blood sacrifice! Then, signs of a home invasion are becoming too much for one family to ignore, and Turtleman is their only hope.

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  16. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 3 - Santa Claws
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Santa Claws

    S2:E3

    A hedgehog at a local petting zoo turns up dead, with only a pair of tooth marks left as evidence. Then, local realtors are planning an open house for a historic Kentucky mansion when a critter with a taste for pastries undermines their selling attempts.

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  17. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 4 - Beehive Massacre
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Beehive Massacre

    S2:E4

    A bachelor auction has a treat for its bidders when Turtleman shows up as the prize of the party. Three ladies pool their money to win a date with the Turtleman, and he meets them for a date at one of his favorite haunts: a pond full of snapping turtles!

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  18. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 5 - Speedway Demons
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    #17 - Speedway Demons

    S2:E5

    Turtleman and his team go to Kentucky's Ponderosa Speedway, where they round up raccoons, groundhogs and an opossum. Later, an escaped boa constrictor requires Turtleman's immediate attention.

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  19. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 6 - Hell Hog
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    #18 - Hell Hog

    S2:E6

    Turtleman's back in New Orleans and teaming up with John "Hogman" Schmidt. Wild hogs are posing a direct threat to a real estate developer's property. Then, shrimper Big Sexy's livelihood is at stake when a pack of muskrats prevent him from setting sail.

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  20. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 7 - French Quarter Coyote
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    #19 - French Quarter Coyote

    S2:E7

    Turtleman heads south to New Orleans to help innocent civilians in danger where a coyote is on the loose. He's then out to stop an invasive species destroying the Louisiana swampland in Baton Rouge.

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  21. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 8 - Baby Mama Drama
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    #20 - Baby Mama Drama

    S2:E8

    Turtleman must capture a critter he's never seen before! At a community pool, unwanted swimmers are keeping kids from cooling off on a hot summer day, and it's up to Turtleman to snatch these slithering swimmers!

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  22. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 9 - Jaws of Hell
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Jaws of Hell

    S2:E9

    The Turtle Team is going back to college to clean up a host of gnarly critters that have moved into a frat house. A snapping turtle attacks a local preacher's congregants during a baptism in a pond, and the ceremony can't resume without Turtleman's help.

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  23. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 10 - Trailer Park Stink Bomb
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    #22 - Trailer Park Stink Bomb

    S2:E10

    A beaver dam threatens erosion and flooding to a farm, while a pesky beaver drags the Turtle team through the mud. Local trailer park residents flee after a putrid odor persists for several days. The source is the vermin Turtleman hates most -- a skunk!

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  24. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 11 - Night of the Digging Dead
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    #23 - Night of the Digging Dead

    S2:E11

    A local cemetery is being disrespected by a canine whose cunning is matched only by its beauty. An emu farmer has lost one of his prized birds and despite no experience with these exotic animals, Turtleman agrees to find it.

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  25. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 12 - Sawmill Slasher
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Sawmill Slasher

    S2:E12

    Turtle Team Jake's wood-supplier is forced to shut down after a mysterious critter chews through the sawmill's wiring. Turtleman makes a last-ditch effort to clear the studio of snakes before a Kentucky bluegrass legend arrives for his instrument.

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  26. Call of the Wildman Season 2 Episode 13 - Tee'd Off Turtles
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    #25 - Tee'd Off Turtles

    S2:E13

    A winery needs Turtleman's help with invasive pests before its business withers on the vine; menacing snapping turtles are keeping golfers from retrieving their balls from a pond.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Dirty Jobs" is the best rated episode of "Call of the Wildman". It scored 5.4/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/6/2011. This episode scored 5.4 points higher than the second highest rated, "Groundhog Day".