A series of misunderstandings occur when the brothers read each other's diarys.

The brothers are locked in a DIY store for the the night and must keep out of the way of a security guard.

Paul and Barry are mistaken for two old Rotherham United players, Ronnie Moore & Tony Towner, and end up playing in a football match in there places.

The brothers do battle with a persistant woodworm in Mrs. Wilson's tallboy. Matters aren't aren't helped by her nosey neighbour.

Paul and Barry are hired by Dan The Van to blow up an old chimney.

Paul and Barry are running a railway station when a tramp is thrown off a train and claims to be their long lost brother.

The silly siblings decide on which numbers to choose for their lottery ticket. When Paul tells Barry to mark 49 balls from 1-49, Barry labels the balls as 1, 2 and 49. After deciding which numbers to use - and loosing the pound a few times - the duo head to the shops, only to find that it is closed. In the end, they (inadvertantly) donate their £1 to a charity for dogs for the blind.

Paul and Barry agree to mind Chester Merriment's pet, Tiddles. They aren't so keen when they discover Tiddles is a gorilla!

Paul and Barry are sent to put up a marquee at a stately home and accidentally destroy a new statue in the process.

Paul and Barry visit the home of Dr. Bonkers to show him some brushes. But, Dr. Bonkers has other ideas. He plans to swop Paul's brain with a robot. He can.. if he can find the machine to make it work...

Barry and Paul turn up for a job that involves 'a little light house keeping'. They have the wrong end of the stick, as usual, and end up causing havock for a lighthouse keeper.

Paul and Barry take cleaning jobs at a Research company, and cause trouble while thinking they are invisible.

After a few mishaps in the catering business, Paul and Barry train as butlers at Mrs Butler's Charm School, and then take jobs at a Stately Home.

The duo are sent to look after Dan's apartment in Spain, which isn't a bad job, really, although they have been asked to take a look at the plumbing.

Barry enters his mangle worzel in a vegetable competition at the county fayre.