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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 6 - Kiss, Marry, Kill
    3.3/10(11 votes)

    S1:E6

    A sorcerer creates a potion that allows Vivian to shape-shift into any person and kiss, marry or kill anyone she pleases in a single day.

    Director:Numa Perrier
    Writers:Numa Perrier, Jeff Baena

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  2. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 10 - The Gunshot Heard 'Round the World
    5.0/10(8 votes)

    S1:E10

    A riff on film noir via a fever dream landscape that folds the audience in and out of narratives and a series of flashbacks, meticulously and abstractly threaded together by three protagonists. Series finale.

    Director:David Lowery
    Writers:James M. Johnston, Jeff Baena, David Lowery

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  3. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 5 - The Cowboy President
    5.1/10(17 votes)

    S1:E5

    Loosely based on the true story of two operatives who went to the White House to determine if Ronald Reagan was mentally impaired. Instead, they found that he was severely depressed, watching movies all day and NOT doing his job—at all.

    Director:Jay Duplass
    Writers:Jay Duplass, Ethan Sandler, Jeff Baena

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  4. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 8 - Attack of the Karens
    5.4/10(12 votes)

    S1:E8

    Zombies are reimagined as suburban women with a lot of complaints.

    Director:Marta Cunningham
    Writers:Marta Cunningham, Jeff Baena

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  5. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 7 - Warehouse Friends
    5.5/10(8 votes)

    S1:E7

    Workers in a big box warehouse facility decide to pursue better working conditions – they journey to a jungle river to confront their CEO, who is vacationing there.

    Director:Kris Rey
    Writers:Jeff Baena, Kris Rey

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  6. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 9 - One Gay Wedding and a Thousand Funerals
    5.6/10(11 votes)

    S1:E9

    After gay marriage is legalized, one man in a small town is determined that the only logical response is to convince the straight men and women to throw themselves off a tall ladder in protest.

    Director:Jordan Firstman
    Writers:Starlee Kine, Jeff Baena, Jordan Firstman

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  7. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 2 - Report on the Canine Auto-Mechanical Soviet Threat
    6.2/10(37 votes)

    S1:E2

    A young boy falls victim to America’s biggest threat: the importation of reanimated Russian dog corpses that can communicate with machinery and vehicles.

    Director:Alex Ross Perry
    Writer:Alex Ross Perry

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  8. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 4 - After the End
    6.6/10(15 votes)

    S1:E4

    In the aftermath of their latest kill, a team of monster hunters realizes the true monsters are amongst themselves.

    Director:Mel Eslyn
    Writers:Mel Eslyn, Jeff Baena

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  9. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 1 - Familiesgiving
    7.3/10(55 votes)

    S1:E1

    A young couple, John and Jane, have their sacred Friendsgiving upended when John’s overbearing mom forces an invite and makes it all about her. John, fearing his contentious mom will make a horrible scene as usual and ruin the holiday, decides to enlist his dad in a harebrained scheme to minimize the damage. Despite his best and most ridiculous efforts, things go off the rails anyway...

    Director:Jeff Baena
    Writer:Jeff Baena

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  10. Cinema Toast Season 1 Episode 3 - Quiet Illness
    7.4/10(34 votes)

    S1:E3

    Johanna flashes in and out of fantasy as she grapples with her inescapable fate at the hands of her husband.

    Director:Aubrey Plaza
    Writer:Aubrey Plaza

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Kiss, Marry, Kill" is the worst rated episode of "Cinema Toast". It scored 3.3/10 based on 11 votes. Directed by Numa Perrier and written by Numa Perrier, Jeff Baena, it aired on 4/20/2021. This episode scored 1.7 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Gunshot Heard 'Round the World".