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The Best Episodes of Citizen Smith

Every episode of Citizen Smith ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Citizen Smith!

Classic BBC comedy starring Robert Lindsay as revolutionary leader Wolfie Smith of the Tooting Popular Front. Hoping to emulate his icons, Wolfie forms the Tooting...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Best Episodes Summary

"Crocodile Tears" is the best rated episode of "Citizen Smith". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Ray Butt and written by John Sullivan, it aired on 11/3/1977. This episode scored NaN points higher than the second highest rated, "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner".

  • Crocodile Tears
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    #1 - Crocodile Tears

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/3/1977

    Wolfie tries to explain to Shirley that a man in his position doesn't get engaged.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
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    #2 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 11/10/1977

    When Shirley invites Wolfie over to meet her mum and dad, he trys to get out of it, but fails. Also during this episode he goes to his local and finds a fingernail in his pie!

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Abide with Me
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    #3 - Abide with Me

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/17/1977

    Shirley tries to convince her father to let Ken and Wolfie stay in the flat upstairs, after they are kicked out on the street.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Weekend
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    #4 - The Weekend

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/24/1977

    Desiree (Speed's Girlfriend) has been doing some dancing at Wolfie and Ken's local. Ken begins to fall in love with Desiree, but doesn't know that Speed has warned Wolfie to keep a eye on her when he's in prison. Wolfie decides to be on the safe side and invite Shirley and himself on a weekend with Ken and Desiree when Ken says they are made for each other.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Hostage
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    #5 - The Hostage

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/1/1977

    After Wolfie loses out on his vote, he decides that he will have to teach the potitical people a lesson, but it turns out Wolfie's got the wrong person!

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Path of True Love
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    #6 - The Path of True Love

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/8/1977

    Shirley is fed up with Wolfie, so they split up. Shirley has found herself a new posh boyfriend. Wolfie has the local baker, but tells Shirley that she is flying out of the country each day because she has such an important job! Later on, they meet in the same place with their new partners. Wolfie calls Shirley's boyfriend a ponce, and then tells Shirley he has children. He walks out and then Shirley and Wolfie get back together and the 'local baker' is sent away by Wolfie. So everything is back to happiness in the end.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • But Is It Art?
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    #7 - But Is It Art?

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/1977

    When Ken paints on some slabbing stones in the town, Charlie ends up falling and breaking his ankle. Wolfie doesn't think that Ken's painting is any good, but soon changes his mind when a antique dealer wants to buy Ken's picture for a good price which could solve all their money problems.....for a while anyway.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • A Story for Christmas
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    #8 - A Story for Christmas

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/22/1977

    It's Christmas time and Wolfie, Ken and Tucker are struggling for money to buy presents, so Ken suggests that he tries praying to God. It seems to work and they have a lot of luck with stamps, well at least they think they do!

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Speed's Return
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    #9 - Speed's Return

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 12/1/1978

    Speed is being released from prison. Wolfie sees Speed's girlfriend going to a Hospital at the Clinic for having babies! Wolfie tells Shirley and Ken about what he seen, and they start talking about this, but Charile and Florence overhears them and thinks Shirley is pregnant. They tell Speed later on and it's all been a misunderstanding, but Speed is not too happy with Wolfie.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Rebel Without a Pause
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    #10 - Rebel Without a Pause

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 12/8/1978

    When Shirley's dad is made redundant, Wolfie decides to have a demonstration outside the factory gates.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Tooting Connection
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    #11 - The Tooting Connection

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 12/15/1978

    Some stereos have been stolen from Charlie's factory, and Wolfie just happens to know where they are.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Working Class Hero
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    #12 - Working Class Hero

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 12/22/1978

    When Wolfie is protesting at the Job Centre, he gets a job, but he can't say no or his benefits will be stopped. But, when he actually goes to work he is shocked to see that Charlie is his new boss!

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Rock Bottom
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    #13 - Rock Bottom

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 1/5/1979

    Wolfie tries to get into the pop world, by going for an audition.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

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    #14 - Spanish Fly

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 8/16/1979

    During a party night in Wolfie's room, a party which consists of Wolfie, Shirley and Ken, a Spanish man from Bilbao called Jose turns up at the door.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Don't Look Down
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    #15 - Don't Look Down

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/20/1979

    When Shirley takes a job in Rimini, Wolfie threatens to throw himself off the roof of the pub.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Only Fools and Horses
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    #16 - Only Fools and Horses

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/27/1979

    Wolfie and the gang try to lobby a local council meeting but it all goes wrong and they end up taking over a lift instead.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Big Job
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    #17 - The Big Job

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/4/1979

    Ken is shocked when Wolfie decides to turn to crime to get some money for the cause.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

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    #18 - Tofkin's Revenge

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/1979

    Inspector Tofkin asks for help from Wolfie and the Front to get his own back on his cousin Harry Fenning.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

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    #19 - We Shall Not Be Moved

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/18/1979

    When Dad throws Wolfie and Ken out from their home, they sneak back in later as squatters.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Party's Over
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    #20 - The Party's Over

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/25/1979

    Wolfie and the Johnsons get invited to a special party by Wolfie's new girlfriend.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Glorious Day
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    #21 - The Glorious Day

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/1/1979

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    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Bigger than Guy Fawkes
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    #22 - Bigger than Guy Fawkes

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 5/23/1980

    After the failure of their coup, Wolfie and the gang are stuck in jail.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Changes
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    #23 - Changes

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 5/30/1980

    Wolfie and the gang are released from prison and notice that Tooting has changed a lot, so Wolfie thinks of a plan to try and change things back to normal.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Final Try
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    #24 - The Final Try

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 6/6/1980

    Wolfie plans to try and disrupt a proposed tour of the UK by a multi-racial rugby team from South Africa.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Letter of the Law
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    #25 - The Letter of the Law

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 6/13/1980

    Wolfie turns up for jury duty and finds out that the trial is for Ronnie Lynch.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan