The Best Episodes of Clerks
Every episode of Clerks ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Clerks!
The continuing adventures of store clerks Dante and Randal, who try to make the best of their menial labor, with no help from Jay and Silent Bob.
Top Episode Ratings Summary
The best episode of "Clerks" is "Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store", rated 8.1/10 from 249 user votes. It was directed by Chris Bailey and written by Kevin Smith, David Kendall. "Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store" aired on 12/22/2002 and is rated 0.3 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion".
8.1/10 249 votes#1 - Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/22/2002
The government descends on the Quick Stop after Leonardo is suspected of contracting a deadly virus from a monkey at a nearby pet store.
Director: Chris Bailey
Writer: Kevin Smith, David Kendall
7.8/10 232 votes#2 - Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/22/2002
Dante becomes a coach for Leonardo's little-league team.
Director: Nick Filippi
Writer: Brian Kelley
7.7/10 251 votes#3 - The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 6/7/2000
The guys take a clip-filled trip down memory lane after getting locked in the Quick Stop's freezer.
Director: Nick Filippi
Writer: N/A
7.7/10 222 votes#4 - The Last Episode Ever!
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/22/2002
The guys' day slacking off at the Quick Stop is derailed by a spoof of "The Matrix," a carnival riot and a trip through the minds of their illustrators.
Director: Steve Loter
Writer: David Mandel, Kevin Smith
7.6/10 239 votes#5 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/22/2002
Leonardo Leonardo opens a shop across from the Quick Stop, putting the business in danger.
Director: Chris Bailey
Writer: David Mandel, Kevin Smith
7.0/10 259 votes#6 - A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 5/31/2000
Jay sues the Quick Stop--and Dante--after slipping on Randal's spilled soda.
Director: Steve Loter
Writer: N/A