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The continuing adventures of store clerks Dante and Randal, who try to make the best of their menial labor, with no help from Jay and Silent Bob.

Genres:AnimationComedy

Lowest Rated Episodes Summary

The worst episode of "Clerks" is "A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.", rated 7/10 from 259 user votes. It was directed by Steve Loter and written by N/A. "A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers." aired on 5/31/2000 and is rated 0.6 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make".

  • A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.
    7.0/10 259 votes

    #1 - A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 5/31/2000

    Jay sues the Quick Stop--and Dante--after slipping on Randal's spilled soda.

    Director: Steve Loter

    Writer: N/A

  • Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make
    7.6/10 239 votes

    #2 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 12/22/2002

    Leonardo Leonardo opens a shop across from the Quick Stop, putting the business in danger.

    Director: Chris Bailey

    Writer: David Mandel, Kevin Smith

  • The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives
    7.7/10 251 votes

    #3 - The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 6/7/2000

    The guys take a clip-filled trip down memory lane after getting locked in the Quick Stop's freezer.

    Director: Nick Filippi

    Writer: N/A

  • The Last Episode Ever!
    7.7/10 222 votes

    #4 - The Last Episode Ever!

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/22/2002

    The guys' day slacking off at the Quick Stop is derailed by a spoof of "The Matrix," a carnival riot and a trip through the minds of their illustrators.

    Director: Steve Loter

    Writer: David Mandel, Kevin Smith

  • Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion
    7.8/10 232 votes

    #5 - Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 12/22/2002

    Dante becomes a coach for Leonardo's little-league team.

    Director: Nick Filippi

    Writer: Brian Kelley

  • Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store
    8.1/10 249 votes

    #6 - Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 12/22/2002

    The government descends on the Quick Stop after Leonardo is suspected of contracting a deadly virus from a monkey at a nearby pet store.

    Director: Chris Bailey

    Writer: Kevin Smith, David Kendall