The Best Episodes of CollegeHumor Shorts Season 11

What? Kids love chocolate.

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Is life even worth living without the precious, precious trash in your backpack?

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Rekha, Siobhan, Ally and Jessica try to figure out when the right time is to start licking the plate. There’s SUCH A STIGMA about licking the plate too early in a relationship!

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Raph and Jess say Rekha is too good to date their friends, because for some reason they are best friends with terrible, terrible people.

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It’s time to gather everybody – absolutely everybody – to fight Thanos.

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You’re welcome, ladies.

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Dope, dope, dope.

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Nothing’s “cool” about war. Except for that one laser gun. That thing kicks ass. Hell yeah.

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Because it’s the least they could do. Literally. It’s pretty much the actual, mathematical, least.

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Grant is here to give you five helpful tips on making the most of your extremely solitary meals.

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As someone in a happy relationship who has no clue what you’re talking about, here’s my advice.

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I don’t pay taxes because I’m a revolutionary, not because I’m too lazy to figure out how to do it.

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Chompsky’s invents new reasons for women to be embarrassed—and the products to fix them.

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Slide into the DMs: the only game show where we cannot legally show you the prize.

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Their apartments are basically the same, except for one of them being “condemned by the city”.

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Daddy like? No, seriously, what does he like?

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Daddy like—a little too much.

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Can you throw our ball back, Katie? Well? Can you?

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America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

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Jess is the mother of four beautiful, bouncing, adult comedy writers.

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I’ve never been funny before, but I’ll try it right now, on the most important day of your life.

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Relationships come and go, but a franchise is forever.

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We even added subtitles, cuz we know what you’re doing.

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Thank god that Rekha noticed Trapp had no case on his phone. If she hadn’t, who knows how long this negligence would have gone on.

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Honestly, even calling it beer is a bit of a stretch.

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