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Tom Thakkar argues weed strains should come with more descriptive labels and reveals the pranks he pulls on creepy guys from Craigslist.

Tom Thakkar

Kiry Shabazz doesn't understand why people laugh at "Home Alone," defends de facto lunch table segregation and recalls accidentally getting into a debate about Donald Trump.

Kiry Shabazz - "Home Alone" Is a Survival Guide

Caleb Synan shares a suggestive text he got from his father, doubts his parents' ability to trick God and argues that "shaking off" after peeing does nothing.

Caleb Synan - When Your Dad Sends You the Eggplant Emoji

Vanessa Gonzalez names gifts she'd want more than an engagement ring and swears that she's fine with her boyfriend texting his female friends.

Vanessa Gonzalez - In the Market for an Engagement Tooth

Ron Taylor rails against racist dress codes, questions women who use Tinder to make friends and wonders what good his public school education did for him.

Ron Taylor - Tinder Isn't for Making Friends

Brendan Scannell brags that he knew about Mike Pence before everyone else and wonders why all the fourth graders who follow him on Instagram keep saying, "Slay, kween."

Brendan Scannell - Every 11-Year-Old Is Now a Drag Queen

Gavin Matts thinks that people shouldn't live past the age of 40 and recalls how uncomfortable he felt making out with his girlfriend while she used a sex toy.

Gavin Matts - Should Everyone Die at 40?

Paige Weldon explains her trouble distinguishing flirting from good customer service and wonders why men don't have hand towels.

Paige Weldon - Knowing the Difference Between Flirting and Customer Service

Patti Harrison performs a controversial song she wrote that was rejected by Dua Lipa's team.

Patti Harrison - Performing a Song for Dua Lipa

Dave Ross recalls buying a bucket of fried chicken from a Florida gas station and then fending off someone who tried to steal it.

Dave Ross - Buying a Bucket of Gas Station Chicken

Chase Bernstein confesses she has trouble using analog clocks to tell time and vents her frustration about people who freeze bread.

Chase Bernstein - She's Not So Great with Clocks

Jordan Temple dismisses people who get into fights on Facebook and recalls how Oprah turned him on to Frank Sinatra.

Jordan Temple - Is Oprah Evil?

Danny Jolles defends his love of pro wrestling, insists The Rock is a great actor and talks about the first time he got roasted.

Danny Jolles - The Rock Is the Greatest Actor Alive

Biniam Bizuneh recalls his family's unique takes on American traditions and shares his idea for an antidepressant ad geared toward a Black audience.

Biniam Bizuneh - An Antidepressant Ad for Black People

Babs Gray suggests lying to baristas about your profession to boost your self-esteem and explains what it would take for her to start contouring.

Babs Gray - Lying Is a Great Way to Boost Self-Esteem

Devon Walker recalls the first time he saw a white man get arrested and blames Eddie Murphy for white people appropriating black culture.

Devon Walker - Watching a White Guy Get Arrested

Jenny Zigrino - “Big Dick Energy” Isn’t Real

Alex Edelman - Every Documentary Is About a Psychopath

Dewayne Perkins - When You're Turned On by Scared Straight

Mohanad Elshieky - What to Say if You're Interrogated by an Extremist Militia

Asif Ali - You Know How Hard It Is to Have Sex After Eating Indian Food !

Amy Silverberg - When Your Student Writes a Story About Having Sex with You

Shane Torres - How Come Everything Bagels Don’t Cost More!

Rhea Butcher - I Don’t Honestly Know What My Gender Identity Is

Moses Storm - Creeping in a Butt Model's Instagram Comments

Mekki Leeper - Stalking Your Ex's Cooking Blog

Chris Garcia - When Your Wife Asks You to Speak Spanish During Sex

Rae Sanni - Proof that Millennials Aren't as Bad as Boomers Say

JC Currais - The Right Way to Spend a Billion Dollars

Chris Thayer - The Only Sex Tip You'll Ever Need

Sonia Denis - Lying to Your Family About What New York City Is Like

Nate Fernald - How to Destroy Your Laundry in One Easy Step

Nore Davis - Will Cows Find Salvation in Vegan Food?

Casey James Salengo - The Sexiest Street Fight Ever

Jourdain Fisher - When You're the Only Black Friend in the Group

Pat Regan - My Phone Thinks I'm Straight

Michael Rowland - Have You Ever Met an Old Person You Vibed With

Jak Knight - When Your Uncle Teaches You How to Go Down on a Woman

Opey Olagbaju - The Weirdly Racial Undertones of Willy-Wonka

Molly Austin - It's Only a Walk of Shame if He Doesn't Make You Come

Noah Gardenswartz - Why You Can Still Be Prejudiced Even If You Love Everyone

Jay Jurden - My Boyfriend Wants to Adopt a Pet Raccoon

Paris Sashay - How to Spend Over 200$ on Sex Supplies

Greta Titelman - When Your Beach Date Becomes a Huge Mistake

Yamaneika Saunders complains about plane etiquette, recalls getting into a fight at Golden Corral and explains why she doesn’t want her mother to visit.

Yamaneika saunders - Why would you hand me your baby on a plane?

Bob The Drag Queen explains the punishment for insulting the LGBTQ+ community on TV and offers some advice on how to give blow jobs.

Bob The Drag Queen - Life-Changing Sex Tips

Matthew Broussard knows exactly why people love Austin, Texas, so much and discusses the upside to New York’s high rent prices.

Matthew Broussard - The Spice Girls Don’t Know What They Really, Really Want

Shalewa Sharpe demonstrates how black people react to an actually skilled white person and details all the products that make up her home spa.

Shalewa Sharpe – "Self-Care Is About Being as Moist as Possible"

Dan St. Germain explains why he prefers blacking out on weed and remembers when he and his wife tried pegging for the first time.

Dan St. Germain - Getting Pegged for the First Time

Guy Montgomery confesses that he didn't expect so many Americans to have American accents and reveals how he's personally combatting climate change.

Guy Montgomery - How You Can Personally Fight Climate Change

Kellen Erskine urges everyone to return their shopping carts and explains the appeal of Costco Wholesale.

Kellen Erskine - "It's Weird That We Love Costco So Much"

Sydnee Washington disappoints the straight men in her audience and lists all the things she needs to feel relaxed enough to orgasm.

Sydnee Washington - "Women Need a Lot of Things to Have an Orgasm"

Hunter Duncan describes the feminism competition among men and reveals the question that caught him off guard when his friend asked him to be a sperm donor.

Hunter Duncan - The Weirdest Question to Ask Your Sperm Donor

Daniel Webb talks about growing up in Texas when George W. Bush was governor and shares his frustrations about reading the news.

Daniel Webb - "I'm Tired of Being Ruled by Ugly People"

George Civeris claims he's a member of an underrepresented sexual demographic and explains how he coped with his breakup.

George Civeris - What You Should Do After a Breakup

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Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook.

Josh Johnson - When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin

Christi Chiello discusses becoming an aunt and a cat mom, and explains why she loves not having children.

Christi Chiello - Reasons Not to Be a Mom to Human Babies

Andy Haynes explains why he doesn’t consider himself a "guy" and recalls the shift in tone the news took during the beginning of the pandemic.

Andy Haynes - Do You Remember the First Night of Quarantine?

Rebecca O’Neal describes getting high and wanting to fight the coronavirus, and explains what sexting has been like during quarantine.

Rebecca O’Neal - Realizing Bernie Sanders Is Your Ideal Man

Rosebud Baker explains why she thinks love is gross and reflects on how having a lot of death in her life has caused her to develop a dark sense of humour.

Rosebud Baker - Love Is Like a Fart

Eagle Witt reveals what makes white women so terrifying and describes using his family's racial naivete to win arguments.

Eagle Witt - White Women Are Scary

Gavin Matts questions why people have kids and shares what it's like having roommates as an adult.

Gavin Matts - People Are Having Babies for the Instagram Clout

Mary Beth Barone explains why she's thinking about having a baby, breaks down her struggles with dating long-distance and considers why she mostly hangs out with gay men.

Mary Beth Barone - Vibrators Are Getting Too Intense

Ismael Loutfi recalls fighting with his wife about Sherlock Holmes and gets nostalgic for February 2020.

Ismael Loutfi - "Love Is Blind" Is Just Basic Muslim Theology

Brittany Carney discusses spending quarantine with her parents, a chance encounter with a dog and what it’s like to teach preschoolers.

Brittany Carney - How to Deal with Preschoolers' Weird Questions

Monroe Martin III breaks down some of his theories on why cops leave him alone and recalls an old white lady harassing him at a show.

Monroe Martin III - His Friends Know Why He Hasn't Been Stopped by Cops

Dan Perlman explains why he’s over breakup and love songs and admits that he doesn’t know much about his closest friends.

Dan Perlman - Love Songs Are So One-Sided

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Season 1

Tom Thakkar

Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2019