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The Best Episodes of Dan Vs.

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The Best Episodes of Dan Vs.

Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he perceives to be life's injustices –...

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  1. Background image for The Telemarketer
    8.8/10(74 votes)

    #1 - The Telemarketer

    S2:E13

    Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

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  2. Background image for Reality TV
    8.5/10(50 votes)

    #2 - Reality TV

    S2:E14

    Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

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  3. Background image for Stupidity
    8.4/10(49 votes)

    #3 - Stupidity

    S2:E12

    Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.

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    Director:Ashley Lenz
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    8.4/10(42 votes)

    #4 - Parents

    S2:E15

    Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

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  5. Background image for The Neighbors
    8.3/10(55 votes)

    #5 - The Neighbors

    S2:E3

    Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

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  6. Background image for The Bank
    8.3/10(47 votes)

    #6 - The Bank

    S2:E5

    After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

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    Director:Ashley Lenz
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  8. Background image for The Catburglar
    8.3/10(56 votes)

    #7 - The Catburglar

    S2:E10

    Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.

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  9. Background image for The Dinosaur
    8.1/10(50 votes)

    #8 - The Dinosaur

    S2:E11

    A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

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  10. Background image for The Family Thanksgiving
    8.0/10(57 votes)

    #9 - The Family Thanksgiving

    S2:E1

    Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.

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  11. Background image for The Mall Santa
    8.0/10(47 votes)

    #10 - The Mall Santa

    S2:E2

    When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".

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    Director:Ashley Lenz
  12. Background image for Gigundo-Mart
    8.0/10(49 votes)

    #11 - Gigundo-Mart

    S2:E16

    Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

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  13. Background image for The Gym
    7.9/10(50 votes)

    #12 - The Gym

    S2:E8

    Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

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    7.8/10(52 votes)

    #13 - Chris

    S2:E17

    Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

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  15. Background image for Wild West Town
    7.8/10(52 votes)

    #14 - Wild West Town

    S2:E18

    Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.

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  16. Background image for Dancing
    7.7/10(42 votes)

    #15 - Dancing

    S2:E4

    When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.

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  17. Background image for The Monster Under The Bed
    7.7/10(51 votes)

    #16 - The Monster Under The Bed

    S2:E6

    Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

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  18. Background image for Golf
    7.4/10(55 votes)

    #17 - Golf

    S2:E7

    Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.

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    7.1/10(55 votes)

    #18 - The Wedding

    S2:E9

    As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.

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  20. Background image for New Mexico
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    #19 - New Mexico

    S1:E1

    Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

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    #20 - The Wolf-Man

    S1:E2

    When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

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    #21 - The Dentist

    S1:E3

    Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

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    #22 - The Ninja

    S1:E4

    Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

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  24. Background image for The Animal Shelter
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    #23 - The Animal Shelter

    S1:E5

    Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

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  25. Background image for Canada
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    #24 - Canada

    S1:E6

    Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

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    #25 - Traffic

    S1:E7

    Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

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Best Episodes Summary

"The Telemarketer" is the best rated episode of "Dan Vs.". It scored 8.8/10 based on 74 votes. Directed by Stephanie Arnett and written by Chris Pearson, it aired on 5/19/2012. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Reality TV".