8.9/1070 votesLoading...#1 - The Telemarketer
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 5/19/2012
Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
Director: Stephanie Arnett
Writer: Chris Pearson
8.7/1049 votesLoading...#2 - Burgerphile
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 6/18/2011
When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
- 8.7/1046 votesLoading...
#3 - Reality TV
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 5/26/2012
Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Kirill Baru, Eric Zimmerman
- 8.7/1049 votesLoading...
#4 - Jury Duty
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 2/9/2013
Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.
Director: James Krenzke
Writer: Chris Pearson
- 8.7/1052 votesLoading...
#5 - Summer Camp
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 3/9/2013
Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Chris Pearson, Amy Blaisdell
8.6/1055 votesLoading...#6 - Dan
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 5/28/2011
Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
- 8.6/1043 votesLoading...
#7 - The Bank
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2/11/2012
After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Chris Pearson
- 8.6/1044 votesLoading...
#8 - The Boss
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 12/1/2012
When Dan is forced to get a temp job to pay his rent, his aggressive behavior helps him climb the corporate ladder.
Director: Stephanie Arnett
Writer: Chris Pearson
- 8.6/1044 votesLoading...
#9 - The DMV
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 1/26/2013
When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Chris Pearson
8.5/1051 votesLoading...#10 - Baseball
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/12/2011
Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
- 8.5/1052 votesLoading...
#11 - The Catburglar
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2012
Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Kirill Baru, Eric Zimmerman
- 8.5/1045 votesLoading...
#12 - Stupidity
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 4/14/2012
Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Chris Pearson
- 8.5/1038 votesLoading...
#13 - Parents
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 6/2/2012
Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Kirill Baru, Eric Zimmerman
- 8.5/1053 votesLoading...
#14 - Anger Management
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/17/2012
Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.
Director: Ashley Lenz
Writer: Chris Pearson
8.4/1070 votesLoading...#15 - The Ninja
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/15/2011
Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.
Director: Bill Kopp
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
8.4/1051 votesLoading...#16 - Technology
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/9/2011
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Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
- 8.4/1051 votesLoading...
#17 - The Neighbors
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/2012
Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
Director: Stephanie Arnett
Writer: Chris Pearson
- 8.4/1025 votesLoading...
#18 - The Family Cruise
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 3/2/2013
Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.
Director: James Krenzke
Writer: Brian Turner, Garrett Frawley
8.3/1061 votesLoading...#19 - The Animal Shelter
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/22/2011
Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.
Director: Bill Kopp
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
8.3/1060 votesLoading...#20 - Canada
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/29/2011
Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
8.3/1065 votesLoading...#21 - Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/5/2011
Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.
Director: Bill Kopp
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
8.3/1045 votesLoading...#22 - Elise's Parents
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 5/14/2011
Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.
Director: Bill Kopp
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
8.3/1049 votesLoading...#23 - The Lemonade Stand Gang
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 7/2/2011
Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Chris Pearson, Dan Mandel
- 8.3/1052 votesLoading...
#24 - The Family Thanksgiving
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 11/19/2011
Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.
Director: Stephanie Arnett
Writer: Dan Mandel
- 8.3/1046 votesLoading...
#25 - The Dinosaur
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 4/7/2012
A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
Director: Stephanie Arnett
Writer: Kirill Baru, Eric Zimmerman
The Best Episodes of Dan Vs.
Every episode of Dan Vs. ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Dan Vs.!
Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he perceives to be life's injustices –...
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Network:Hub Network
Best Episodes Summary
"The Telemarketer" is the best rated episode of "Dan Vs.". It scored 8.9/10 based on 70 votes. Directed by Stephanie Arnett and written by Chris Pearson, it aired on 5/19/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Burgerphile".