Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.

Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

When Dan is forced to get a temp job to pay his rent, his aggressive behavior helps him climb the corporate ladder.

Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.

Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

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Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.

Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.

Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.

Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.