Season 1

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  7.2/1020 votes

  Dictator Ship

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/15/2012

  Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  8.0/1013 votes

  Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012

  Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  8.1/1012 votes

  The Crotch Hugger

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012

  Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  7.3/1013 votes

  Shipphylis

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/11/2012

  The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  7.7/1013 votes

  License to Bone

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/25/2012

  The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  7.6/1012 votes

  The Legend of Bronze Johnson

  Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/9/2012

  Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  8.2/1011 votes

  Blade Jogger

  Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/30/2012

  Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  7.7/1010 votes

  Sirens of Tetons

  Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013

  Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  7.4/1011 votes

  Femalien Fatale

  Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 1/27/2013

  The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  7.3/1012 votes

  Pride and Predator Juice

  Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 2/10/2013

  Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  8.1/109 votes

  She Was a Lady Planet

  Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013

  The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  8.0/109 votes

  Herman

  Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/10/2013

  Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  7.8/1010 votes

  The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

  Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/11/2013

  Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  8.1/109 votes

  The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

  Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/25/2013

  The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown

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  8.2/109 votes

  The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

  Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 5/6/2013

  Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

  Director: Unknown

  Writer: Unknown