The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.

The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.

A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.

Hamilton is confronted with a lost battalion of Koala soldiers, while Jay goes on a magical vision quest guided by a wise sperm.

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.

Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!

Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.

A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.

Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.

The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

Jay must race a transport ship rival to win the mission to transport a group of sexy "Milkshake Girls".

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.