In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.

Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.

If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast trilogy.

Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!

Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.

A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.

Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.

Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”