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The Best Episodes of Deep Space 69

Every episode of Deep Space 69 ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Deep Space 69!

Deep Space 69 is an animation created by Daniel Cardenas and produced by Mondo Media, the show is a parody of Star Trek: Deep Space...
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:Mondo Media

Best Episodes Summary

"Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)" is the best rated episode of "Deep Space 69". It scored 8.6/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/22/2013. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Wormholy Matrimony".

  • Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
    8.6/106 votes
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    #1 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 9/22/2013

    In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Wormholy Matrimony
    8.4/106 votes
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    #2 - Wormholy Matrimony

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 8/4/2013

    Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
    8.4/106 votes
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    #3 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/1/2013

    If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
    8.3/108 votes
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    #4 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 5/6/2013

    Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Blade Jogger
    8.2/1010 votes
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    #5 - Blade Jogger

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/30/2012

    Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mount Olympuss
    8.2/106 votes
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    #6 - Mount Olympuss

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/18/2013

    Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • She Was a Lady Planet
    8.1/108 votes
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    #7 - She Was a Lady Planet

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013

    The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
    8.1/108 votes
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    #8 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/25/2013

    The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dock Blocker
    8.1/108 votes
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    #9 - Dock Blocker

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 8/30/2015

    The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
    8.0/1011 votes
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    #10 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012

    Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Herman
    8.0/108 votes
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    #11 - Herman

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/10/2013

    Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Jabba the Slut
    8.0/107 votes
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    #12 - Jabba the Slut

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2013

    Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Astro Past Blast: Part 1
    8.0/106 votes
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    #13 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013

    While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
    8.0/106 votes
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    #14 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013

    In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
    8.0/106 votes
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    #15 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013

    The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast trilogy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Darth Princess
    8.0/108 votes
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    #16 - Darth Princess

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2015

    Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Captain's Flog
    8.0/106 votes
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    #17 - Captain's Flog

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/26/2015

    Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Marty Pulsar Show
    8.0/106 votes
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    #18 - The Marty Pulsar Show

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015

    Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hero With a Thousand Boners
    8.0/107 votes
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    #19 - Hero With a Thousand Boners

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2018

    A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Crotch Hugger
    7.9/1011 votes
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    #20 - The Crotch Hugger

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012

    Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Wet Dreams May Come
    7.8/106 votes
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    #21 - Wet Dreams May Come

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 9/29/2013

    Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Spacebook
    7.8/106 votes
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    #22 - Spacebook

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2015

    Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Koalifications
    7.8/105 votes
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    #23 - Koalifications

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2018

    Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Legend of Bronze Johnson
    7.6/1011 votes
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    #24 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/9/2012

    Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sirens of Tetons
    7.6/109 votes
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    #25 - Sirens of Tetons

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013

    Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A