In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.

If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.

Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.

Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.

Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.

While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.

In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.

The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast trilogy.

A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.

Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.

Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.