8.6/106 votesLoading...#1 - Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 9/22/2013
In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Space Douche.
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- 8.4/106 votesLoading...
#2 - Wormholy Matrimony
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 8/4/2013
Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.
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#3 - Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/1/2013
If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Jay and Hamilton visit a savage planet and get marooned with the natives.
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- 8.3/108 votesLoading...
#4 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 5/6/2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
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- 8.2/1010 votesLoading...
#5 - Blade Jogger
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/30/2012
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
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- 8.2/106 votesLoading...
#6 - Mount Olympuss
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/18/2013
Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.
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- 8.1/108 votesLoading...
#7 - She Was a Lady Planet
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 2/24/2013
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
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- 8.1/108 votesLoading...
#8 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/25/2013
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
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- 8.1/108 votesLoading...
#9 - Dock Blocker
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 8/30/2015
The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.
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8.0/1011 votesLoading...#10 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2012
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
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- 8.0/108 votesLoading...
#11 - Herman
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/10/2013
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
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- 8.0/107 votesLoading...
#12 - Jabba the Slut
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2013
Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.
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- 8.0/106 votesLoading...
#13 - Astro Past Blast: Part 1
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/2013
While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only only girl he's ever loved.
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- 8.0/106 votesLoading...
#14 - Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2013
In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom plagued by Dragon problems.
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- 8.0/106 votesLoading...
#15 - Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2013
The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast trilogy.
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- 8.0/108 votesLoading...
#16 - Darth Princess
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2015
Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.
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- 8.0/106 votesLoading...
#17 - Captain's Flog
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/26/2015
Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!
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- 8.0/106 votesLoading...
#18 - The Marty Pulsar Show
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2015
Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.
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- 8.0/107 votesLoading...
#19 - Hero With a Thousand Boners
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2018
A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.
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7.9/1011 votesLoading...#20 - The Crotch Hugger
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/2012
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
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- 7.8/106 votesLoading...
#21 - Wet Dreams May Come
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 9/29/2013
Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.
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- 7.8/106 votesLoading...
#22 - Spacebook
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 6/21/2015
Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.
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- 7.8/105 votesLoading...
#23 - Koalifications
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 3/30/2018
Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.
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- 7.6/1011 votesLoading...
#24 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 12/9/2012
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
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- 7.6/109 votesLoading...
#25 - Sirens of Tetons
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 1/13/2013
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
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The Best Episodes of Deep Space 69
Every episode of Deep Space 69 ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Deep Space 69!
Deep Space 69 is an animation created by Daniel Cardenas and produced by Mondo Media, the show is a parody of Star Trek: Deep Space...
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:Mondo Media
Best Episodes Summary
"Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)" is the best rated episode of "Deep Space 69". It scored 8.6/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/22/2013. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Wormholy Matrimony".