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The Best Episodes of Dilbert Season 2

Every episode of Dilbert Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Dilbert Season 2!

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Dilbert, a socially awkward but highly competent engineer, works in a dysfunctional workplace. The series satirizes corporate culture, featuring clueless managers, pointless meetings, bizarre company policies, and the daily frustrations of modern office life.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Dilbert Season 2 Episode 7 - The Merger
    7.9/10(102 votes)

    S2:E7

    The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.

    Director:Rick Del Carmen
    Writer:Scott Adams

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  2. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 12 - The Virtual Employee
    7.9/10(96 votes)

    S2:E12

    Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.

    Director:Perry Zombolas
    Writers:Ned Goldreyer, Larry Charles, Scott Adams

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  3. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 11 - The Return
    7.8/10(116 votes)

    S2:E11

    Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.

    Director:Mike Kunkel
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 1 - The Gift
    7.7/10(109 votes)

    S2:E1

    Dilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.

    Director:Gloria Jenkins
    Writer:Ned Goldreyer

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  5. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 16 - The Fact
    7.7/10(79 votes)

    S2:E16

    Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.

    Director:Chris Dozois
    Writers:Joe Port, Joe Wiseman

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  6. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 17 - Ethics
    7.7/10(88 votes)

    S2:E17

    After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.

    Director:Michael Goguen
    Writers:Larry Charles, Scott Adams

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  7. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 3 - Art
    7.6/10(102 votes)

    S2:E3

    Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.

    Director:Chris Dozois
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 4 - The Trial
    7.5/10(94 votes)

    S2:E4

    Dilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.

    Director:Michael Goguen
    Writers:Larry Charles, Scott Adams

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  9. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 8 - Hunger
    7.5/10(88 votes)

    S2:E8

    Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.

    Director:James Hull
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 10 - The Assistant
    7.5/10(91 votes)

    S2:E10

    Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.

    Directors:Gloria Jenkins, Declan Moran
    Writers:Ron Nelson, Larry Charles, Mark Steen, Scott Adams

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  11. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 15 - Company Picnic
    7.4/10(87 votes)

    S2:E15

    The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.

    Director:Linda Miller
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 2 - The Shroud of Wally
    7.3/10(97 votes)

    S2:E2

    Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.

    Director:Andi Klein
    Writer:Scott Adams

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  13. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 5 - The Dupey
    7.3/10(99 votes)

    S2:E5

    Dilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.

    Director:Linda Miller
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 6 - The Security Guard
    7.3/10(96 votes)

    S2:E6

    After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 13 - Pregnancy
    7.3/10(83 votes)

    S2:E13

    Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him.

    Director:Andi Klein
    Writers:Larry Charles, Scott Adams

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  16. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 14 - The Delivery
    7.3/10(89 votes)

    S2:E14

    Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing.

    Director:Craig R. Maras
    Writers:Larry Charles, Scott Adams

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  17. Dilbert Season 2 Episode 9 - The Off-Site Meeting
    7.0/10(80 votes)

    S2:E9

    Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

    Director:Seth Kearsley
    Writers:Ron Nelson, Mark Steen, Scott Adams

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"The Merger" is the best rated episode of "Dilbert" season 2. It scored 7.9/10 based on 102 votes. Directed by Rick Del Carmen and written by Scott Adams, it aired on 1/25/2000. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "The Virtual Employee".