6.9/10129 votesLoading...#1 - The Competition
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/8/1999
Dilbert is fired from his job when he is suspected of being a spy for a rival company (which was a rumor cooked up by Dogbert's online newsletter) and gets hired at a company that actually treats their workers like people.
Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Ned Goldreyer
6.9/1080 votesLoading...#2 - The Off-Site Meeting
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 2/8/2000
Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.
Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Scott Adams, Ron Nelson, Mark Steen
7.0/10102 votesLoading...#3 - Tower of Babel
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 4/5/1999
The repetitive passing-on of the same cold strain in Dilbert's office causes it to mutate and turns the coworkers into monsters. Rather than eliminate the virus, the company decides to start fresh by moving everyone to a new office, which Dilbert is tasked with designing.
Director: Gloria Jenkins
Writer: David Adam Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic
7.0/1097 votesLoading...#4 - Holiday
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 5/17/1999
Dilbert thinks there are too many time-wasting holidays; Dogbert concurrently convinces Congress to abandon all holidays in favor of a National Dogbert Day.
Director: Andi Klein
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Ned Goldreyer, David Adam Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic
7.1/10116 votesLoading...#5 - Elbonian Trip
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/22/1999
Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert, and the Pointy-Haired Boss take a business trip to Elbonia. Alice and Dilbert attempt to free the Elbonian people (Alice adopts an Elbonian baby while Dilbert introduces the workers to human rights) while Wally becomes a prophet.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: David Adam Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic
7.2/10136 votesLoading...#6 - The Prototype
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/1/1999
Dilbert and Alice must work together to stop a rival team led by the legendary "Lena" from stealing their ideas and presenting them to the Boss as her own.
Director: Alfred Gimeno
Writer: Jeff Kahn
7.2/10102 votesLoading...#7 - Little People
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/22/1999
Dilbert discovers that the office is inhabited by a race of former employees who have been "downsized" (literally shrunken down to size after they've been laid off) after finding all of his belongings used, the dry-erase markers disappearing, and X-rated websites on his computer.
Director: Barry Vodos
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, David Adam Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic
7.2/1096 votesLoading...#8 - The Trial
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/23/1999
Dilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.
Director: Michael Goguen
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles
7.2/1098 votesLoading...#9 - Art
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 2/22/2000
Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.
Director: Chris Dozois
Writer: N/A
7.2/1093 votesLoading...#10 - Hunger
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/1/2000
Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.
Director: James Hull
Writer: N/A
7.2/1083 votesLoading...#11 - The Return
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 6/6/2000
Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.
Director: Mike Kunkel
Writer: N/A
7.2/1089 votesLoading...#12 - Ethics
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 6/13/2000
After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.
Director: Michael Goguen
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles
7.3/10173 votesLoading...#13 - The Name
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/25/1999
Dilbert is tasked with naming a product that hasn't even been designed yet, and the stress (brought on by a recurring nightmare) makes Dilbert think he's turning into a chicken.
Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles
7.3/10115 votesLoading...#14 - The Takeover
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/1/1999
Dilbert and Wally become majority shareholders of their company after Dogbert manipulates the stock market.
Director: Andi Klein
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Ned Goldreyer
7.3/10126 votesLoading...#15 - Testing
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/15/1999
The Gruntmaster 6000 prototype is put to the test by an evil masked test engineer named Bob Bastard.
Director: Chris Dozois
Writer: David Adam Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic
7.3/1095 votesLoading...#16 - Charity
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 5/10/1999
Dilbert is forced to be a charity coordinator for the "Associated Way" charity drive.
Director: Chris Dozois
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, David Adam Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic
7.3/1095 votesLoading...#17 - Infomercial
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 5/24/1999
The pre-production—non-lab-tested—Gruntmaster 6000 is scheduled to be tested by a Texan family.
Director: Todd Frederiksen, Joe Vaux
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Ned Goldreyer
7.3/1090 votesLoading...#18 - The Fact
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 11/9/1999
Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.
Director: Chris Dozois
Writer: Joe Port, Joe Wiseman
7.4/1093 votesLoading...#19 - The Dupey
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 12/7/1999
Dilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.
Director: Linda Miller
Writer: N/A
7.4/1086 votesLoading...#20 - The Merger
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 1/25/2000
The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.
Director: Rick Del Carmen
Writer: Scott Adams
7.5/10102 votesLoading...#21 - Y2K
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/26/1999
On the eve of the new millennium, everyone — except Dilbert — is making New Year's plans. While assuring everyone that the company is prepared for Y2K, Dilbert discovers that the computer mainframe's main processor isn't Y2K-compatible and all the company's systems will crash if it isn't fixed. Dilbert is rewarded for discovering this by being assigned to fix it, and he discovers that the system's original programmer was Wally. But have years of drudgework dulled his brain too much to be able to tackle this crucial task?
Director: Jennifer Graves, Bob Hathcock, Andi Thom
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Andrew Borakove, Rachel Powell
7.5/1091 votesLoading...#22 - The Assistant
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 2/15/2000
Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.
Director: Gloria Jenkins, Declan Moran
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Ron Nelson, Mark Steen
7.6/10106 votesLoading...#23 - The Knack
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 5/3/1999
Dilbert loses "the knack" for technology when he gets management DNA from accidentally drinking from the Boss's cup. His resulting mis-steps send the world back to the Dark Ages.
Director: Michael Goguen
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Ned Goldreyer
7.6/10109 votesLoading...#24 - The Gift
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/1999
Dilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.
Director: Gloria Jenkins
Writer: Ned Goldreyer
7.6/1099 votesLoading...#25 - The Shroud of Wally
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/16/1999
Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.
Director: Andi Klein
Writer: Scott Adams
The Worst Episodes of Dilbert
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Worst Episodes Summary
"The Competition" is the worst rated episode of "Dilbert". It scored 6.9/10 based on 129 votes. Directed by Seth Kearsley and written by Ned Goldreyer, it aired on 2/8/1999. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Off-Site Meeting".