NaN/100 votesLoading...#1 - Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/2007
When attorney Nick George's father dies, Nick takes over his law practice and must take care of the Darlings and their problems, including human trafficking, illegitimate children, and affairs.
Director: Peter Horton
Writer: Craig Wright
NaN/100 votesLoading...#2 - The Lions
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2007
The Lions is an episode of the television series Dirty Sexy Money.
Director: Michael Grossman
Writer: Craig Wright
NaN/100 votesLoading...#3 - The Italian Banker
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/2007
The Italian Banker is an episode of the ABC series Dirty Sexy Money.
Director: Michael Grossman
Writer: Tad Quill, Josh Reims
NaN/100 votesLoading...#4 - The Chiavennasca
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2007
The Chiavennasca is an episode of the ABC series Dirty Sexy Money.
Director: Michael Lange
Writer: Diane Ruggiero, Christopher Landon
NaN/100 votesLoading...#5 - The Bridge
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/2007
The Bridge is an episode of the television series Dirty Sexy Money.
Director: James Frawley
Writer: Peter Elkoff, Jessica Brickman
NaN/100 votesLoading...#6 - The Game
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/31/2007
A high stakes poker game pits Simon Elder against Tripp, Karen needs a favor from her irresistible ex husband, and pampered Jeremy gets a real job.
Director: David Petrarca
Writer: Craig Wright, Yahlin Chang
NaN/100 votesLoading...#7 - The Wedding
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/14/2007
The Wedding is an episode of the television series Dirty Sexy Money.
Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: Peter Elkoff, Jake Coburn
NaN/100 votesLoading...#8 - The Country House
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/2007
Thanksgiving has arrived and Nick George wants to spend the day with his wife and daughter, but Tripp has another idea. Tripp wants Nick to set up a meeting with Simon Elder so Tripp and Simon can talk face-to-face once and for all. Meanwhile, Letitia helps Karen try and to get closer to Nick. Brian fights to keep his ex-girlfriend, Andrea, from taking his son away from him while Jeremy goes on a first date with Sofia.
Director: Michael Schultz
Writer: Nancy Won, Josh Reims
NaN/100 votesLoading...#9 - The Watch
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/28/2007
This flashback episode reveals secrets about Dutch (Nick's father) and the relationships he had with Nick, Tripp, and Letitia. Karen's intimate view towards Nick is put on hold as she takes a liking to Simon Elder. Brian's attempt to get his son takes a turn he didn't expect and Jeremy continues to hide how much he is worth from Sofia.
Director: Andrew Bernstein
Writer: Liz Tigelaar, Yahlin Chang
NaN/100 votesLoading...#10 - The Nutcracker
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 12/5/2007
Nick learns Simon and Karen are secretly together, but refuses to say why it truly bothers him. Karen doesn't attend the family tradition of watching "The Nutcracker" in order to meet a mysterious person. Brian's suspension from the ministry makes him look elsewhere for a job, and Letitia suggests he go to Tripp for guidance. Meanwhile, Juliet has a visitor from the Seychelles, and Carmelita tells Patrick she thinks she's being watched by someone.
Director: Tony Goldwyn
Writer: Craig Wright, Joey Soloway
NaN/100 votesLoading...#11 - The Birthday Present
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2008
Tripp and Letitia Darling throw Nick a luxurious birthday party on a yacht; Jeremy reveals his feelings for Lisa to the mysterious Nola Lyons; Brian is reunited with his illegitimate son; someone is arrested for murder.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Craig Wright, Jon Harmon Feldman
NaN/100 votesLoading...#12 - The Family Lawyer
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/2008
The Darlings deal with funeral arrangements and the aftermath of the arrest of a suspect in the murder of Dutch George; Jeremy discovers Nola Lyons' real profession; Lisa and Nick talk about having another child; Kenny G performs.
Director: Andrew Bernstein
Writer: Craig Wright
NaN/100 votesLoading...#13 - The Star Witness
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/22/2008
When Nick agrees to defend Letitia in the murder case of Dutch George, he is shocked to learn that his mother is on the prosecutor's witness list. Meanwhile, Jeremy plans a surprise concert for Nola; Patrick tries to clear his mind of his wife's death; and Brian heads to Brazil to kidnap Brian Jr.
Director: Robert Berlinger
Writer: Yahlin Chang
NaN/100 votesLoading...#14 - The Silence
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/29/2008
As Election Day nears, Patrick insists on taking his relationship with Carmelita public; Ellen's brother, Chase, demands to know the truth about his sister's death; Nick and Lisa go to couples therapy; Brian Jr. goes missing.
Director: Robert Berlinger
Writer: Jake Coburn
NaN/100 votesLoading...#15 - The Verdict
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/5/2008
Nick faces an uphill battle defending Letitia in the murder case until he discovers a secret about Nola; Karen asks Nick to tell Tripp that she's marrying Simon Elder; Andrea and Brian learn shocking news after a trip to the doctor.
Director: Andrew Bernstein
Writer: Craig Wright, Jon Harmon Feldman
NaN/100 votesLoading...#16 - The Injured Party
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/2008
After Letitia hits a pretty, young bicyclist with her car, Tripp invites the woman to recuperate at the Darling mansion; Patrick is delighted with Nola's aggressive manner as his new chief of staff.
Director: Dean White
Writer: Paul Redford, Sallie Patrick
NaN/100 votesLoading...#17 - The Summer House
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 12/3/2008
As Karen excitedly prepares for her wedding day, she is convinced that this fifth marriage -- to family nemesis Simon Elder -- is the one that will end in happily ever after. But Tripp is still suspicious of Simon's real motives and wants Nick to make one last-ditch effort to keep the wedding from happening. Lisa hopes taking Jeremy to the wedding will make Nick jealous. In other developments, Patrick hires Jeremy to join his senate team, against Nola's protestations; Brian finds himself drawing closer to Andrea as her illness worsens; and when Letitia sees Tripp paying too much attention to their houseguest, Wrenn, she realizes that this pretty, young woman has overstayed her welcome.
Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: Jake Coburn, Bill Chais
NaN/100 votesLoading...#18 - The Plan
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/10/2008
Filled with love for Carmelita, newly-elected Senator Patrick Darling goes against Nick and Tripp's advice and invites her to his inauguration. Meanwhile Chase defies his agreement with the Darlings and threatens to go public with his accusation that Patrick murdered his sister; Jeremy finds out that Simon has control of Nola's little brother; as Andrea's health dims, Brian promises God anything to make her well again; and Karen goes to Nick's apartment to make amends with him, but is confronted by a gun-wielding intruder.
Director: Michael Schultz
Writer: Yahlin Chang, Emily Whitesell
NaN/100 votesLoading...#19 - The Organ Donor
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/17/2008
The Darlings must deal with the aftermath following the inauguration, which leaves one person dead, one shot, and one with amensia. Meanwhile, Nick and Lisa discuss custody arrangements for their daughter.
Director: Michael Grossman
Writer: Sallie Patrick
NaN/100 votesLoading...#20 - The Facts
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 7/18/2009
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Director: Michael Grossman, Robert Berlinger, Matthew Gross, Jeff Melman, Tom Verica, Tim Matheson
Writer: Christopher Landon, Peter Elkoff, Jake Coburn, Sallie Patrick, Bill Chais, Lakesha Walker, Daniel Cerone
NaN/100 votesLoading...#21 - The Convertible
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 7/25/2009
Nick declares his true feelings when faced with a life-and-death situation. Meanwhile, still despairing over her fourth marriage failure, Karen drops a bombshell. Then, Patrick receives a shocking proposal.
Director: Peter O'Fallon
Writer: Jon Harmon Feldman, Emily Whitesell
NaN/100 votesLoading...#22 - The Unexpected Arrival
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 8/1/2009
Simon provides Nola with a solution to her problems. Meanwhile, Karen is faced with an impossible decision regarding Nick, and Patrick finds himself in a compromising position.
Director: Michael W. Watkins
Writer: Paul Redford
NaN/100 votesLoading...#23 - The Bad Guy
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 8/8/2009
Nick finds out his father is alive while Karen loses Simon's baby which she was pregnant with. Nick and Karen finally get together while Jeremy Proposes to Nola who is finally about to find her brother.
Director: Robert Berlinger
Writer: Craig Wright
The Worst Episodes of Dirty Sexy Money
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Network:ABC
Worst Episodes Summary
"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "Dirty Sexy Money". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Peter Horton and written by Craig Wright, it aired on 9/26/2007. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Lions".