Doug believes New Year's Eve will be his big chance to steal a kiss from Patti.

Cassandra Bleem asks Doug to be her date at an upcoming party.

After an accident, Doug is afraid to ride for Patti's team in the bike relay.

Doug escapes into a fantasy while helping his dad clean his grandma's attic.

Patti and Skeeter share a secret, but suddenly the whole school seems to know it.

Doug needs help making a Halloween costume, but everyone is too busy to help.

Patti comes to stay with the Funnies, and Doug worries she will realize that he is an average guy.

When Doug takes the blame for Roger's fake injury, he has an enlightening dream about Quailman.

At a debate about school uniforms, Principal White announces that Skeeter will debate with Patti for him.

Patti seems to be good at everything, and Doug wonders how he will ever impress her.

Doug gains instant popularity when his sister dates a rock musician.

The STUART corporation's faulty products are making Megalopolis' citizens uncharacteristically short-tempered.

Doug volunteers to spend time with the residents of the Maturing Meadows retirement home.

Some of Doug's drawings get mixed in with Judy's application to college.

Everyone at school is worried about the mysterious SPIT tests.

The contest to write the official Bluffington Anthem is on.

When Doug's former best friend Bobby Bodingo visits, he turns out to be obnoxious.

Doug imagines that Quailman has to contend with an absent-minded professor while trying to stop five fiery comets.

For school-picture day, Doug douses himself with hair-care products.

Beebe Bluff's family is penniless due to heavy investments in the destroyed Yakestonian snoozegraffle crop.

While doing a recycling tribute to Shakespeare, Doug has a fantasy of Quailman and the League of Ultra-Buddies.

Patti's father, Chad, begins dating Miss Emily Kristal.

The night before Doug's Quailman-comic paper is due, Doug has not begun drawing.

Convinced that girls like rebels, Doug decides to leave school during an assembly and have a wild adventure.

Generalissimo Twang convinces three evildoers that they can defeat Quailman together.