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The Best Episodes of Cow and Chicken

Every episode of Cow and Chicken ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Cow and Chicken!

Follows the surreal adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often antagonized by "The Red Guy", who poses...
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Best Episodes Summary

"The Ballad of Cow and Chicken" is the best rated episode of "Cow and Chicken". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by David Feiss and written by David Feiss, Michael Ryan, it aired on 7/24/1999. This episode scored 2.7 points higher than the second highest rated, "Field Trip to Folsom Prison".

  • The Ballad of Cow and Chicken
    10.0/101 votes
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    #1 - The Ballad of Cow and Chicken

    Season 4 Episode 26 - Aired 7/24/1999

    The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Field Trip to Folsom Prison
    7.3/10109 votes
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    #2 - Field Trip to Folsom Prison

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/1997

    On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss

  • Part-Time Job
    7.3/1085 votes
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    #3 - Part-Time Job

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 7/22/1997

    Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"". I Am Weasel: ""I.R. On Sun""

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett

  • This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
    7.2/1094 votes
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    #4 - This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/1997

    I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Invisible Cow
    7.0/1071 votes
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    #5 - Invisible Cow

    Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 5/6/1999

    Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Alive!
    6.8/1077 votes
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    #6 - Alive!

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 7/29/1997

    Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof.

    Director: David Feiss, John McIntyre

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett

  • I.R. Gentlemans
    6.8/1081 votes
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    #7 - I.R. Gentlemans

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 8/5/1997

    It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Full Mounty
    6.7/1045 votes
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    #8 - The Full Mounty

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 5/4/1999

    It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • The Girl's Bathroom
    6.6/1095 votes
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    #9 - The Girl's Bathroom

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/1997

    Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss

  • Fluffy the Anaconda
    6.6/1063 votes
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    #10 - Fluffy the Anaconda

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/1998

    Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Bill Burnett

  • Dream Date Chicken
    6.6/1063 votes
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    #11 - Dream Date Chicken

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 1/27/1998

    Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Richard Pursel

  • Sumo Cow
    6.6/1083 votes
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    #12 - Sumo Cow

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2/3/1998

    Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel

  • Grandma at the Mall
    6.6/1059 votes
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    #13 - Grandma at the Mall

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/19/1998

    Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Cloud Nine
    6.6/1044 votes
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    #14 - Cloud Nine

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 4/29/1999

    Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Scott Morse

  • The Big Move
    6.6/1042 votes
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    #15 - The Big Move

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 4/27/1999

    Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Who is Super Cow?
    6.5/1076 votes
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    #16 - Who is Super Cow?

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 7/29/1997

    Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: Monte Young, Victor Ortado, Larry Huber

  • Confused
    6.5/1074 votes
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    #17 - Confused

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 8/5/1997

    Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett, Seth MacFarlane

  • Pirate Lessons
    6.5/1066 votes
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    #18 - Pirate Lessons

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/20/1998

    The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Bill Burnett

  • Chickens Don't Fly
    6.5/1058 votes
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    #19 - Chickens Don't Fly

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/1998

    Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Gary Wilson

  • Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal
    6.5/1064 votes
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    #20 - Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/26/1999

    Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Maxwell Atoms

  • Mall Cop
    6.5/1056 votes
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    #21 - Mall Cop

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 5/4/1999

    Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel, Nora Johnson

  • Snail Boy
    6.5/1056 votes
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    #22 - Snail Boy

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 5/5/1999

    Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan

  • Supermodel Cow
    6.4/1082 votes
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    #23 - Supermodel Cow

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 7/22/1997

    At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.

    Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez

    Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett

  • Chicken in the Bathroom
    6.4/1062 votes
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    #24 - Chicken in the Bathroom

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/1/1998

    Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Jeff Kwitny

  • Cow's Toys
    6.4/1058 votes
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    #25 - Cow's Toys

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 4/28/1999

    Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.

    Director: David Feiss

    Writer: Steve Marmel, Michael Ryan