10.0/101 votesLoading...#1 - The Ballad of Cow and Chicken
Season 4 Episode 26 - Aired 7/24/1999
The Cow and Chicken`s teacher sings a ballad about Red Guy and Cow and Chicken.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan
7.3/10109 votesLoading...#2 - Field Trip to Folsom Prison
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/1997
On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.
Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
Writer: David Feiss
7.3/1085 votesLoading...#3 - Part-Time Job
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 7/22/1997
Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"". I Am Weasel: ""I.R. On Sun""
Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett
7.2/1094 votesLoading...#4 - This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/16/1997
I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.0/1071 votesLoading...#5 - Invisible Cow
Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 5/6/1999
Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan
6.8/1077 votesLoading...#6 - Alive!
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 7/29/1997
Cow and her babysitter accidentally get stuck up on the roof.
Director: David Feiss, John McIntyre
Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett
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#7 - I.R. Gentlemans
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 8/5/1997
It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.7/1045 votesLoading...#8 - The Full Mounty
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 5/4/1999
It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan
6.6/1095 votesLoading...#9 - The Girl's Bathroom
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/1997
Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.
Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
Writer: David Feiss
6.6/1063 votesLoading...#10 - Fluffy the Anaconda
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/1998
Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Bill Burnett
6.6/1063 votesLoading...#11 - Dream Date Chicken
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 1/27/1998
Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Richard Pursel
6.6/1083 votesLoading...#12 - Sumo Cow
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 2/3/1998
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school's sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she feels degected, but it benefits Chicken, because now no one will beat him up.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Steve Marmel
6.6/1059 votesLoading...#13 - Grandma at the Mall
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 9/19/1998
Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan
6.6/1044 votesLoading...#14 - Cloud Nine
Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 4/29/1999
Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Scott Morse
6.6/1042 votesLoading...#15 - The Big Move
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 4/27/1999
Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""
Director: David Feiss
Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan
6.5/1076 votesLoading...#16 - Who is Super Cow?
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 7/29/1997
Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.
Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
Writer: Monte Young, Victor Ortado, Larry Huber
6.5/1074 votesLoading...#17 - Confused
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 8/5/1997
Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.
Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett, Seth MacFarlane
6.5/1066 votesLoading...#18 - Pirate Lessons
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1/20/1998
The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Bill Burnett
6.5/1058 votesLoading...#19 - Chickens Don't Fly
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 9/26/1998
Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Gary Wilson
6.5/1064 votesLoading...#20 - Chachi, the Chewing Gum Seal
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/26/1999
Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Maxwell Atoms
6.5/1056 votesLoading...#21 - Mall Cop
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 5/4/1999
Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Steve Marmel, Nora Johnson
6.5/1056 votesLoading...#22 - Snail Boy
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 5/5/1999
Cow and Chicken visit their cousin, Snail Boy for Sunday Dinner. Later that night, Mom's Sis announces that Snail Boy has been transformed to Cow and Chicken's school. During his first day of school, Chicken becomes the laughing-stock when every finds out that Chicken is the cousin of a snail. Snail Boy then becomes the target of the eyes of the bullying track team.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: David Feiss, Michael Ryan
6.4/1082 votesLoading...#23 - Supermodel Cow
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 7/22/1997
At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.
Director: David Feiss, Robert Alvarez
Writer: David Feiss, Bill Burnett
6.4/1062 votesLoading...#24 - Chicken in the Bathroom
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 11/1/1998
Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Jeff Kwitny
6.4/1058 votesLoading...#25 - Cow's Toys
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 4/28/1999
Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.
Director: David Feiss
Writer: Steve Marmel, Michael Ryan
The Best Episodes of Cow and Chicken
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Follows the surreal adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often antagonized by "The Red Guy", who poses...
Genres:AnimationComedyKids
Network:Cartoon Network
Top Episode Ratings Summary
"The Ballad of Cow and Chicken" is the best rated episode of "Cow and Chicken". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by David Feiss and written by David Feiss, Michael Ryan, it aired on 7/24/1999. This episode scored 2.7 points higher than the second highest rated, "Field Trip to Folsom Prison".