The Best Episodes of Duckman Season 4

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   8.0/10(87 votes)

   #1 - Dammit, Hollywood

   S4:E11/4/1997

   Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls into the plot of a soon-to-be deposed studio executive, a man who's looking for a patsy to run the studio into the ground in hopes of saving his own job. Duckman becomes head of Paradox Pictures, where ""if it's a good movie its a Paradox"". He quickly begins running through the studio's money, signs a secretary to a 340 million dollar deal to star in a movie in her underpants. The deposed executive also arranges it so that Duckman manages to alienate the studio's three biggest action stars.

   Director:Peter Shin

   Writers:Jeff Reno, Michael Markowitz

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   Director:Peter Shin

   Writers:Jeff Reno, Michael Markowitz
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   7.6/10(70 votes)

   #2 - Coolio Runnings

   S4:E21/11/1997

   With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than adequate replacement in recording artist Coolio, who's returned to school to replace his high school diploma. Coolio does not compete with Duckman. Ajax competes with Duckman and even tho they don't win, it has made Duckman and Ajax's bond stronger.

   Director:Jeff McGrath

   Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Bill Canterbury, David Misch

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   Director:Jeff McGrath

   Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Bill Canterbury, David Misch
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   7.9/10(70 votes)

   #3 - Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat

   S4:E31/18/1997

   Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women's prison. A dream of his comes true! In fact Duckman fits in quite well and becomes the star attraction in the warden's side business, a dance ring. Everything's going great until Suzy comes along.

   Director:Peter Avanzino

   Writers:Eva Almos, Ed Scharlach

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   Director:Peter Avanzino

   Writers:Eva Almos, Ed Scharlach
4. 

   8.3/10(88 votes)

   #4 - All About Elliott

   S4:E41/25/1997

   Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed's reputation and indulges Duckman's self-destructive behavior. Duckman must choose between his flashy new assistant (who may be trying to kill him) and his old partner.

   Director:Peter Shin

   Writer:Gene Laufenberg

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   Director:Peter Shin

   Writer:Gene Laufenberg
5. 

   8.2/10(69 votes)

   #5 - From Brad to Worse

   S4:E52/1/1997

   Duckman finds an old high school classmate who's been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman's attempts to help only make things worse.

   Director:Peter Avanzino

   Writer:Michael Markowitz

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   Director:Peter Avanzino

   Writer:Michael Markowitz
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   8.2/10(65 votes)

   #6 - Bonfire of the Panties

   S4:E62/8/1997

   Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They give him a limited amount of the potion, but he quickly replicates it in huge batches. Now he has more woman than he can deal with. Bernice discovers what is going on and demands that he stop. When the real thing occurs between Duckman and actress Courtney Thorne-Smith, no one believes him.

   Director:Anthony Bell

   Writer:Michael Markowitz

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   Director:Anthony Bell

   Writer:Michael Markowitz
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   8.2/10(65 votes)

   #7 - Role With It

   S4:E72/15/1997

   Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiatrist notices Duckman and the rest of the family's overall self-destructive behavior. She offers them treatment that involves a role-playing session that uncovers some of their real issues.

   Director:Anthony Bell

   Writer:Michael Markowitz

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   Director:Anthony Bell

   Writer:Michael Markowitz
8. 

   8.1/10(74 votes)

   #8 - Ajax and Ajaxer

   S4:E82/22/1997

   Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence formulas. Cornfed accidentally swallows a ""Get Dumb"" formula, that falls in with the plans of the scientist who created it. If Cornfed gets cured, will Ajax lose his first true friend?

   Director:Peter Avanzino

   Writer:Bill Canterbury

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   Director:Peter Avanzino

   Writer:Bill Canterbury
9. 

   7.9/10(69 votes)

   #9 - With Friends Like These

   S4:E93/1/1997

   Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee shop that is filled with a group of twenty-somethings named Ditzi, Bobby, Sassy, Pete and Marion. Together they discuss their ""problems"" a la Friends with a side of Ellen.

   Director:Steve Loter

   Writer:Gene Laufenberg

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   Director:Steve Loter

   Writer:Gene Laufenberg
10. 

    7.6/10(64 votes)

    #10 - A Trophied Duck

    S4:E103/8/1997

    Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an ""achievement"" award. When he gets there, he encounters an old rival from detective school. The rival is running the event and takes every opportunity to humiliate him. One of these methods involves an attempt to find a kidnapped Cornfed.

    Director:Jeff McGrath

    Writer:Bill Canterbury

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    Director:Jeff McGrath

    Writer:Bill Canterbury
11. 

    7.7/10(61 votes)

    #11 - A Star is Abhorred

    S4:E113/15/1997

    Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice's rantings against Duckman are heard by a record company big-wig. He markets her as an Alanis Morrisette type of singing sensation; however, the tour takes a toll on her and the family.

    Director:Jaime Diaz

    Writer:Gene Laufenberg

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    Director:Jaime Diaz

    Writer:Gene Laufenberg
12. 

    7.9/10(67 votes)

    #12 - Bev Takes a Holiday

    S4:E123/22/1997

    Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Beatrice, but gets hit by a bus. It turns out that she is Beatrice and Bernice's long lost triplet. Bev realizes the only way to keep Duckman alive is to pretend to be Beatrice.

    Directors:Toni Vian, Stig Bergqvist

    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Michael Markowitz, David Misch

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    Directors:Toni Vian, Stig Bergqvist

    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Michael Markowitz, David Misch
13. 

    7.8/10(66 votes)

    #13 - Love! Anger! Kvetching!

    S4:E134/12/1997

    Duckman plans a big poker for the evening. Unfortunately before the game his obnoxious Uncle Mo arrives and claims he is dying. To avoid the curse that befell his cousin, Duckman tries to wait on him hand and foot. Just how much of his Uncle can he take?

    Director:Anthony Bell

    Writer:Michael Markowitz

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    Director:Anthony Bell

    Writer:Michael Markowitz
14. 

    8.5/10(80 votes)

    #14 - Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers'

    S4:E144/19/1997

    Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers and their first job takes them to a society gathering in a mansion. While not doing his job, Duckman discovers that the cursed ""Sharon Stone"" is missing; he and Cornfed try to recover the diamond before the hostess discovers the theft. After the diamond is revealed to be missing, its curse comes into play and traps them in the mansion.

    Director:Peter Avanzino

    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Michael Markowitz, David Misch

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    Director:Peter Avanzino

    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Michael Markowitz, David Misch
15. 

    7.6/10(68 votes)

    #15 - Ebony, Baby

    S4:E154/26/1997

    Cornfed leaves for a much-needed vacation. While he is away, Duckman becomes mesmerized by a black model/private eye who quickly gets him involved in a world of murder, power, lust and every black exploitation cliché that exists with a side of a Spelling/Goldberg production.

    Director:Steve Loter

    Writer:Gene Grillo

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    Director:Steve Loter

    Writer:Gene Grillo
16. 

    8.0/10(64 votes)

    #16 - Vuuck, as in Duck

    S4:E165/3/1997

    Duckman inherits a minor league baseball team as the dying wish of the owner who is trying to keep the team from hands of a banker. To boost attendance he stages a series of stunts, that humiliate and scare the players into quitting. He ""hires"" nine super-models to take their place and they are an instant success. Cornfed teaches them the fundamentals of baseball and they become a great team. The banker institutes a scheme to prevent the supermodels from winning the big game and Cornfed discovers his other scheme on the Internet in the newsgroup alt.villians.greedy-schemes.

    Director:Jeff McGrath

    Writers:Brett Baer, David Finkel

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    Director:Jeff McGrath

    Writers:Brett Baer, David Finkel
17. 

    7.9/10(57 votes)

    #17 - Crime, Punishment, War, Peace, and the Idiot

    S4:E175/10/1997

    Beverly asks Bernice if she knows anything about Grandma-ma's past. The coma-bound Grandma-ma recalls her past in a series of flashbacks that involves a tortured romance with two characters who look and sound a lot like Cornfed (Petrov) and Duckman (Trigorin) with Russian accents.

    Director:Jaime Diaz

    Writer:Howard Margulies

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    Director:Jaime Diaz

    Writer:Howard Margulies
18. 

    7.8/10(63 votes)

    #18 - Kidney, Popsicle, and Nuts

    S4:E185/24/1997

    Duckman needs a new kidney. To get one requires a donation from a blood relative. He searches for his father, who he thought was cryogenically frozen. Instead he discovers that the man he thought was his father, wasn't. Using the power of the Microsoft Network (Blatant Plug!), the twins and Cornfed find where dad is currently living. Duckman and Cornfed travel there, only to find that his is a paranoid schizophrenic who's formed his own country.

    Director:Stig Bergqvist

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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    Director:Stig Bergqvist

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman
19. 

    7.8/10(62 votes)

    #19 - The Tami Show

    S4:E196/14/1997

    Duckman backs his car into a cute girl in front the house. Finding out that she is on her own, Beverly and the family invite her to stay; however, Beverly becomes the victim when Tami tries to takeover a have a ""perfect family.""

    Director:Anthony Bell

    Writers:Eva Almos, Ed Scharlach

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    Director:Anthony Bell

    Writers:Eva Almos, Ed Scharlach
20. 

    7.7/10(63 votes)

    #20 - My Feral Lady

    S4:E206/21/1997

    Duckman purchases a mail-order bride, from Tetzloff; however, she's really a jungle savage. With Cornfed's help, they attempt to civilize her a'la My Fair Lady. He asks for her hand in marriage on a ""Surprise Proposals"" episode of Leeza and things go awry when the flashbulbs go off.

    Director:Peter Avanzino

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Peter Avanzino

    Writer:Unknown
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    7.3/10(63 votes)

    #21 - Westward, No!

    S4:E216/28/1997

    Cornfed invites Beverly to join him on a trip to his Aunt's catfish ranch. Duckman, jealous of Cornfed's interest in Bev, tags along for the ride. After getting the ranch hands fired, Duckman and the gang must help the foreman, Big Jack McBastard, on the big catfish drive to Texas. On part of their drive involves crossing ""Hell's Toilet,"" where ""the days are so hot they can boil your brain and the nights are colder than David Caruso's film career."" After Duckman accidentally kills Big Jack, they are on their own.

    Director:Steve Loter

    Writer:Jed Spingarn

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    Director:Steve Loter

    Writer:Jed Spingarn
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    8.4/10(62 votes)

    #22 - Short, Plush and Deadly

    S4:E227/12/1997

    The family goes on a dream holiday camping trip. At the park, they run into Fluffy and Uranus who are also on holiday. However, Duckman quickly puts them to work and gets himself banished from the campground. He takes Fluffy, Uranus and Cornfed with him off into the woods, but bees sting the accompanying trio. Cornfed's head swells and an allergic reaction causes Fluffy and Uranus to grow to gigantic proportions and become homicidal. Hearing Duckman's screams, Beverly and a reluctant Bernice go to the rescue leaving entertainer Jim Bailey keeps the boys and Grandma-ma entertained.

    Directors:Steve Ressel, Jeff McGrath

    Writer:Lisa Moricoli

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    Directors:Steve Ressel, Jeff McGrath

    Writer:Lisa Moricoli
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    8.5/10(64 votes)

    #23 - How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying

    S4:E237/19/1997

    Duckman sells his identity to the Variecom corporation for $1000, which he immediately spends. Unable to use his own name or image, he is left penniless. He even tries to become a Duckman impersonator, until he is ""downsized."" Then he conceives a plan to get his self-respect and identity back. Meanwhile, Cornfed leaves to rejoin the 80's band A Flock of Seagulls.

    Director:Jaime Diaz

    Writer:Ellis Weiner

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    Director:Jaime Diaz

    Writer:Ellis Weiner
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    7.8/10(70 votes)

    #24 - You've Come a Wrong Way, Baby

    S4:E247/26/1997

    Mambo is caught with a cigarette in his mouth; Bernice takes action in Congress. A tobacco company CEO invites her and the family to enjoy the hospitality of the tobacco industry. When Bernice won't change her position, they are put to work picking tobacco. Rescue seems hopeless, until Agnes Delrooney, reveals that she has been hiding out as Grandma-ma all this time. She makes an escape, with Duckman handcuffed to her.

    Director:Stig Bergqvist

    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Howard Margulies

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    Director:Stig Bergqvist

    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Howard Margulies
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    8.2/10(63 votes)

    #25 - Hamlet 2: This Time It's Personal

    S4:E258/2/1997

    Cornfed undergoes analysis and relates this tale about Duckman seeing the ghost of his uncle who says that Duckman's father was murdered by King Chicken. Duckman hangs with Bernice and King Chicken while pretending to be crazy. Cornfed realizes that Duckman is living out the plot of ""Hamlet,"" that will eventually lead to Duckman's death.

    Director:Anthony Bell

    Writer:David Misch

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    Director:Anthony Bell

    Writer:David Misch