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Together with Cornfed, his portly, porcine partner in crime solving, this defective detective amazingly manages to solve crimes and be a single parent to his hilariously dysfunctional sons at the same time.

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    Duckman Season 1 Episode 2 - T.V. or Not to Be
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    #1 - T.V. or Not to Be

    S1:E2

    Duckman is watching a TV program, but the family takes over the set when Mother Mirabelle's Home Miracle Network program starts airing. The family demands that Duckman help find Mother Mirabelle's stolen painting that helps create miracles. Duckman reluctantly agrees, but he is skeptical until he experiences his own miracle.

    Director:Raymie Muzquiz
    Writer:Bernie Keating

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  2. Duckman Season 1 Episode 3 - Gripes of Wrath
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    #2 - Gripes of Wrath

    S1:E3

    A comment Duckman makes at the unveiling of a new supercomputer, named Loretta, makes the world a better place to live in, for a while anyway.

    Director:Norton Virgien
    Writer:Michael Markowitz

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  3. Duckman Season 1 Episode 4 - Psyche
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    #3 - Psyche

    S1:E4

    Feeling inadequate and hard up, Duckman gets a bill job. The detectives then get a job researching the lives of two large breasted women, but Duckman runs away from it. Seeking further help, takes him into his psyche where he confronts what has really been troubling him.

    Director:Paul Demeyer
    Writers:Mike Sikowitz, Jeff Astrof

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  4. Duckman Season 1 Episode 5 - Gland of Opportunity
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    #4 - Gland of Opportunity

    S1:E5

    Duckman receives the adrenal gland of a daredevil via a transplant at an amusement park clinic. The new gland gives him loads of confidence.

    Director:John Eng
    Writers:Eugene B. Stein, Ron Lux

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  5. Duckman Season 1 Episode 6 - Ride the High School
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    #5 - Ride the High School

    S1:E6

    Duckman receives a letter offering Ajax a chance to go to a boarding school for gifted children. After visiting Ajax's current school, Duckman decides that Ajax must go to the boarding school. The family begins to miss Ajax's presence. Cornfed decodes one of Ajax's letter's and they go to the school to bring Ajax back, but it turns out the school is a front for Duckman's arch-nemesis, ""King"" Chicken.

    Director:Raymie Muzquiz
    Writer:Michael Markowitz

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  6. Duckman Season 1 Episode 7 - A Civil War
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    #6 - A Civil War

    S1:E7

    Duckman is jealous when everyone showers Cornfed with their attention, so he fires him while working their next case, which involves the ""murder"" of the owner of a Steak and Waffle on a Stick factory.

    Director:Norton Virgien
    Writer:Bob Kushell

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  7. Duckman Season 1 Episode 8 - Not So Easy Riders
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    #7 - Not So Easy Riders

    S1:E8

    Duckman receives a letter from the IRS. The IRS agent is tough and Duckman is given 24 hours to pay $29,587.42 in back taxes. After asking his family for help and being rejected and lectured, Duckman tries anything. When he can't raise the funds, he and Cornfed go on the run and then on the road. Bernice falls for the IRS agent who's staying at the house waiting for Duckman to call.

    Director:Paul Demeyer
    Writers:Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere

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  8. Duckman Season 1 Episode 10 - Cellar Beware
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    #8 - Cellar Beware

    S1:E10

    Bernice decides they're going to act together as a family. For their first activity together, she invites the neighbors over for the monthly meeting of the block association. When a home security expert shows up, his pitch gets Duckman to buy the most elaborate security system, the ""Interlopen Fuhrer 2000,"" which of course doesn't do the job and then Duckman fixes it...

    Director:Norton Virgien
    Writer:Ladd Graham

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  9. Duckman Season 1 Episode 11 - American Dicks
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    #9 - American Dicks

    S1:E11

    The Duckman detective agency, the only agency not affected by the nationwide detective strike, becomes the focus of TV show American Dicks who are looking to solve their 100th case. Eventually, Duckman gets a case; the mission is to find the mayor.

    Director:John Eng
    Writers:Mike Sikowitz, Jeff Astrof

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  10. Duckman Season 1 Episode 12 - About Face
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    #10 - About Face

    S1:E12

    Duckman calls 911 in an emergency and falls in love with the voice on the other end of the line. When they meet, her looks leave a whole lot to be desired. Then she gets a complete makeover that changes her life.

    Director:Raymie Muzquiz
    Writers:Bill Fuller, Jim Pond

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  11. Duckman Season 1 Episode 13 - Joking the Chicken
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    #11 - Joking the Chicken

    S1:E13

    A group of comedians hire Duckman to stop a pathetic mild mannered politically correct chicken whose ""clean"" stand up routine becomes a comedy sensation. The chicken's routines are funny to everyone except Duckman, who soon discovers the source of his popularity.

    Director:Jeff McGrath
    Writers:Michael Markowitz, Mike Sikowitz, Jeff Astrof

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  12. Duckman Season 2 Episode 1 - Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.
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    #12 - Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.

    S2:E1

    While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president's life. When this fact is later revealed, Duckman tries to capitalize on his sleazy image.

    Director:Norton Virgien
    Writer:Michael Markowitz

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  13. Duckman Season 2 Episode 2 - Married Alive
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    #13 - Married Alive

    S2:E2

    Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self-made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids away with him to Europe, leaving Duckman alone.

    Director:Raymie Muzquiz
    Writer:Bernie Keating

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  14. Duckman Season 2 Episode 7 - In the Nam of the Father
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    #14 - In the Nam of the Father

    S2:E7

    The son Cornfed never knew he had arrives at the office and Cornfed travels back to Vietnam to find the mother and the truth. Duckman takes his family along on the trip for a much needed vacation and must also deal with the flashbacks he is experiencing.

    Director:Norton Virgien
    Writers:Mike Sikowitz, Jeff Astrof

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  15. Duckman Season 2 Episode 8 - Research and Destroy
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    #15 - Research and Destroy

    S2:E8

    Ajax's natural talent for poetry makes him popular. Duckman gets him signed to a contract for a job creating greeting cards, but Ajax isn't happy with his new occupation.

    Director:John Eng
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Duckman Season 2 Episode 9 - Clip Job
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    #16 - Clip Job

    S2:E9

    Duckman is kidnapped by an irate viewer who doesn't like the lack of morals portrayed on his television show.

    Director:Jeff McGrath
    Writer:David Misch

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  17. Duckman Season 3 Episode 2 - Forbidden Fruit
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    #17 - Forbidden Fruit

    S3:E2

    Duckman is slapped with a sexual harassment charge by the French nanny that Bernice has hired to tutor the boys. It seems the nanny isn't who she appears to be. In search of solitude Duckman moves in with Fluffy and Uranus; even they reach their breaking point with him.

    Director:Paul Demeyer
    Writers:Mike Sikowitz, Jeff Astrof

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  18. Duckman Season 3 Episode 3 - Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure
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    #18 - Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure

    S3:E3

    The family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track of her. Grandma-ma embarks on a flatulent adventure and later when Cornfed and Duckman find her, she appears to be dead. Duckman makes the funeral arrangements.

    Director:Norton Virgien
    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Bill Canterbury

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  19. Duckman Season 3 Episode 4 - Color of Naught
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    #19 - Color of Naught

    S3:E4

    Duckman again foils King Chicken's plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything beautiful, everything except Duckman. The only problem being is that this product is actually a virus that de-evolves everything. Duckman must again battle King Chicken and save the world.

    Director:John Eng
    Writer:Michael Markowitz

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  20. Duckman Season 3 Episode 5 - Sperms of Endearment
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    #20 - Sperms of Endearment

    S3:E5

    Bernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides to give artificial insemination a go. Due to a mis-communication and over abundance of, er, 'product', the service gives her Duckmans 'donation'. Hilarity ensues as Duckman and Bernice are incompatible in every [in] conceivable way.

    Director:Jeff McGrath
    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Bill Canterbury

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  21. Duckman Season 3 Episode 6 - A Room With a Bellevue
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    #21 - A Room With a Bellevue

    S3:E6

    Duckman gets placed in a mental institution after pleading temporary insanity to a charge of public ranting. He likes the strict regimentation of the institution (compared to the anarchy and choas of outside the institution) so much that he decides to have himself permanently commited. Cornfed comes to rescue Duckman from the institution, but is to late as he has already been given shock treatment. Luckily Cornfed has a book on brain surgery and gets Duckman back to 'normal'.

    Director:Peter Avanzino
    Writers:Jennifer Ventimilia, Joshua Sternin

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  22. Duckman Season 3 Episode 7 - Apocalypse Not
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    #22 - Apocalypse Not

    S3:E7

    After the city gets attacked by one of Duckmans over-inflated dolls, the city decides to have an emergency drill where all the residents go underground till the drill passes. Duckman fails to know about the drill and has a city-wide 'party' (involving mass destrution) while all the residents are gone. Eventually the residents return to chase Duckman out of town.

    Director:Raymie Muzquiz
    Writers:Gene Laufenberg, Michael Markowitz, Bill Canterbury, David Misch

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  23. Duckman Season 3 Episode 8 - Clear and Presidente Danger
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    #23 - Clear and Presidente Danger

    S3:E8

    Duckman and group win a trip to a third-world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into power where he becomes as corrupt as the last rulling paty. This requires Cornfed to form a revolution and rescue Duckman and group.

    Director:John Eng
    Writers:Doug Chamberlin, Chris Webb

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  24. Duckman Season 3 Episode 9 - The Girls of Route Canal
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    #24 - The Girls of Route Canal

    S3:E9

    Charles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County-esque story of how he and their mother met and fell in love.

    Directors:Raymie Muzquiz, Donovan Cook
    Writer:Brian Kahn

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  25. Duckman Season 3 Episode 10 - The Mallardian Candidate
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    #25 - The Mallardian Candidate

    S3:E10

    Former comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from his laundry. The conspirators capture Duckman and brainwash him into killing the only one who can stop them, Cornfed.

    Director:Peter Shin
    Writer:David Misch

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Worst Episodes Summary

"T.V. or Not to Be" is the worst rated episode of "Duckman". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Raymie Muzquiz and written by Bernie Keating, it aired on 3/12/1994. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Gripes of Wrath".