Every season of Face Jam Animated ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Face Jam Animated!

Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And this time they're animated!

Audio from Face Jam #11

McMillions

It wouldn't be a normal day getting lunch, without a crazy woman making monkey noises.

Audio from Face Jam #29

Sauce Monkey Callin'

Eric orders a LOT of food early in the morning which ends up confusing a Papa John's employee.

Audio from Face Jam #9

Papadi-a-Plenty

An incident occurred in an Arby's bathroom that may make you steer clear from the restaurant entirely.

Audio from Face Jam #7

Steamy Weenies

The boys just wanted some tacos, but it took way longer than it should have. It may not have even been worth it.

Audio from Face Jam #10

Waste of Taco Time

Make sure your grandma gets cut off when she's had too much to drink. Things could get messy if you don't.

Audio from Face Jam #42

Overserving Oldies

For 40 some years, a hot dog at Costco has stayed the same price. Wonder why that is?

Audio from Face Jam # 26

Costco's Low Cost Combo

You have no options, no choices, you get what you get. There is no escape. Tonight, we're having pizza.

Audio from Face Jam # 25

Pizza ONLY Night

Face Jam's back! And the best way to return is with a free drink! For Eric only though.

Audio from Face Jam "Torchies 06/22/21"

Free Drink Jammin'

Michael realizes it's unfair to eat more of one burger than the other when comparing them. His solution should not be replicated.

Audio from Face Jam "Whataburger 04/14/20"

Michael's Origin Story

The Sauce Monkey has his father in law over for dinner, only for him to steal some of his beloved sauce right from under his nose.

Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 07/06/21"

Sauce Stealin Family Members

The Face Jam guys get tricked into eating pasta. A lot of it.

Audio from Face Jam "Olive Garden 07/21/20"

Pasta Past Your Limit

Michael and Eric get a better burger without telling Jordan. He does not take it well.

Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 09/29/20"

Spicy Chicken Betrayal

Ever wanted the stickiest most uncomfortable burger ever? Have no fear, TGI Fridays has your back.

Audio from Face Jam "TGI Fridays 04/13/21"

TGI Will Never Eat This Again

Michael tries to explain his 10 month plan of losing 10 pounds. Doesn't sound so bad.

Audio from Face Jam "Taco Bell 03/20/21"

10 In 10, Again and Again

The grackles that eat food off the parking lot ground aren't too different than our favorite Face Jam guys.

Audio from Face Jam "Little Caesars 06/08/21"

Smarmy Grackle Cast

Would you eat a burger that has an airhead as a bun? Pretty tempting, I know!

Audio from Face Jam "Burger King 07/20/21"

Airhead BUNS on a Chicken Sandwich?!

A little too much wine takes the Face Jam guys to a different land.

Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"

Dry Wine Whiners

Does anyone really care that a blizzard can be held upside down? Probably not.

Audio from Face Jam "Dairy Queen 01/19/21"

Upside Down with Tradition

Michael makes an oopsie and orders some honey mustard. A lot of it. Like SO much.

Audio from Face Jam "Quiznos 08/18/20"

Honey Mustard Mistake

A certain wine description really tucks the Face Jam guys in for the night.

Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"

On Cloud Wine

The Sauce Monkey likes his sauce as we all know, so don't take it from him. Ever.

Audio from Face Jam "Jack In The Box 8/17/21"

Don't Take The Monkey's Sauce

Spaghetti is what Little Caesars is well known for obviously, so why'd they get rid of their famous bucket?

Audio from Face Jam "Little Caesars 8/31/21"

Chuck It In The Bucket

There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Sauce Monkey way to eat a burger.

Audio from Face Jam "Whataburger 10/11/21"

Monkey Bites

No visit to any restaurant is normal with the Face Jam guys. It's always an unusual experience.

Audio from Face Jam "Applebees 11/22/21"

The Face Jam Experience

These employees needed some testing done before they were ready to function in public.

Audio from Face Jam "Pueblo Colorado 11/24/21"

Pizza Sims

The meats we eat have been the same for too long. Time to make another one!

Audio from Face Jam "Papa Johns 10/25/21"

Newest Meat On The Market

This is a goofy podcast, but even in public, no one takes them seriously.

Audio from Face Jam "IHOP 9/27/21"

I'm Serious

Sometimes employee's don't know what you're ordering, even if it's right on the menu.

Audio from Face Jam "Sonic 12/20/21"

Quite the Mouthful

You may think that you like Burger King, but you don't, and it's not even your fault.

Audio from Face Jam "Burger King 1/3/22"

Burger King Trickery

Is it a world record if only one person tried and no one else cares?

Audio from Face Jam "Arby's 1/17/22"

Curly Competition

The guys are forced to wait in a long drive through for absolutely nothing.

Audio from Face Jam "Taco Cabana 1/31/22"

Draining Drive Thru

Michael goes over to Pasta Pete's house and gets poisoned.

Audio from: Face Jam "Wendys 2/14/22"

Water Boil Blast

The guys find out they don't just want lemons, they NEED lemons.

Audio from: Face Jam "Insomnia Cookies 3/28/22"

Need Those Lemons

Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of but luckily we've animated Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eating and judging every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And Eric is there too.

The Best Seasons of Face Jam Animated

The Best Seasons of Face Jam Animated

Season 1

Season 2