Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the Hour

Rule #23: Never Lie to the Kids

Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time

Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit

Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the Children

Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away

Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess

Rule #17: Ask the Answer Lady

Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis!

Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway

Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key

Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time

Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On