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The Best Episodes of Married

Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what life was like before kids, debt,...

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  1. 7.5/10(57 votes)

    #1 - Family Day

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    When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

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  2. 7.4/10(61 votes)

    #2 - The Playdate

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    Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

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  3. 7.4/10(62 votes)

    #3 - Invisible Man

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    Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

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  4. 7.3/10(71 votes)

    #4 - The Getaway

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    Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

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  5. 7.2/10(58 votes)

    #5 - Waffles & Pizza

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    AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

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  6. 7.2/10(58 votes)

    #6 - Halloween

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    Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

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  7. 7.1/10(61 votes)

    #7 - Uncool

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    An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

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  8. 7.0/10(80 votes)

    #8 - The Shower

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    AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

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  9. 7.0/10(57 votes)

    #9 - The Old Date

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    Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

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  10. 7.0/10(3 votes)

    #10 - Thanksgiving

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    Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

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  11. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Aftershocks

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    Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

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  12. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - The Sandwich

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    Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

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  13. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Koreatown

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    Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

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  14. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Guardians

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  15. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - 1997

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    Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

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  16. 7.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - The Waiter

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  17. 6.9/10(120 votes)

    #17 - Pilot

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    Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

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  18. 6.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Pimps

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    Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

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  19. 6.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Murder!

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  20. 6.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - The Cruise

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  21. 6.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Mother's Day

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  22. 6.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Triggers

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  23. 6.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Gymnastics

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Best Episodes Summary

"Family Day" is the best rated episode of "Married". It scored 7.5/10 based on 57 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/18/2014. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Playdate".