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The Best Episodes of Married

Every episode of Married ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Married!

Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what life was like before kids, debt,...
Genres:ComedyDrama
Network:FX
Episodes
23
Avg. Rating
7.6
S1
S2
S3
S4
E1
E2
E3
6.9
7.9
7.0
7.9
7.3
7.5

Best Episodes Summary

"Mother's Day" is the best rated episode of "Married". It scored 8.1/10 based on 34 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/3/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "1997".

  • Mother's Day
    8.1/10(34)
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    #1 - Mother's Day

    Season 2 Episode 8

    Aired 9/3/2015

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • 1997
    8.1/10(34)
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    #2 - 1997

    Season 2 Episode 10

    Aired 9/17/2015

    Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gymnastics
    8.1/10(39)
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    #3 - Gymnastics

    Season 2 Episode 12

    Aired 10/1/2015

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Thanksgiving
    7.9/10(55)
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    #4 - Thanksgiving

    Season 2 Episode 1

    Aired 7/16/2015

    Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Aftershocks
    7.9/10(43)
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    #5 - Aftershocks

    Season 2 Episode 2

    Aired 7/23/2015

    Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pimps
    7.9/10(36)
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    #6 - Pimps

    Season 2 Episode 5

    Aired 8/13/2015

    Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Cruise
    7.9/10(38)
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    #7 - The Cruise

    Season 2 Episode 7

    Aired 8/27/2015

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Waiter
    7.9/10(37)
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    #8 - The Waiter

    Season 2 Episode 13

    Aired 10/1/2015

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Koreatown
    7.7/10(35)
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    #9 - Koreatown

    Season 2 Episode 4

    Aired 8/6/2015

    Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Murder!
    7.7/10(35)
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    #10 - Murder!

    Season 2 Episode 6

    Aired 8/20/2015

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Guardians
    7.6/10(35)
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    #11 - Guardians

    Season 2 Episode 9

    Aired 9/10/2015

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Family Day
    7.5/10(57)
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    #12 - Family Day

    Season 1 Episode 10

    Aired 9/18/2014

    When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sandwich
    7.5/10(41)
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    #13 - The Sandwich

    Season 2 Episode 3

    Aired 7/30/2015

    Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Triggers
    7.5/10(32)
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    #14 - Triggers

    Season 2 Episode 11

    Aired 9/24/2015

    No description available

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Playdate
    7.4/10(61)
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    #15 - The Playdate

    Season 1 Episode 5

    Aired 8/14/2014

    Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Invisible Man
    7.4/10(62)
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    #16 - Invisible Man

    Season 1 Episode 6

    Aired 8/21/2014

    Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Getaway
    7.3/10(71)
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    #17 - The Getaway

    Season 1 Episode 3

    Aired 7/31/2014

    Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Waffles & Pizza
    7.2/10(58)
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    #18 - Waffles & Pizza

    Season 1 Episode 7

    Aired 8/28/2014

    AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Halloween
    7.2/10(58)
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    #19 - Halloween

    Season 1 Episode 9

    Aired 9/11/2014

    Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Uncool
    7.1/10(61)
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    #20 - Uncool

    Season 1 Episode 4

    Aired 8/7/2014

    An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Shower
    7.0/10(80)
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    #21 - The Shower

    Season 1 Episode 2

    Aired 7/24/2014

    AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Old Date
    7.0/10(57)
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    #22 - The Old Date

    Season 1 Episode 8

    Aired 9/4/2014

    Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Pilot
    6.9/10(120)
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    #23 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1

    Aired 7/17/2014

    Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A