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The Best Episodes of Married

Every episode of Married ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Married!

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Married is a half hour comedy about being miserably in love. Russ and Lina Bowman can barely remember what life was like before kids, debt, and suburbia rained on their romance -- but every once

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Married Season 2 Episode 8 - Mother's Day
    8.1/10(35 votes)

    #1 - Mother's Day

    S2:E8

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Married Season 2 Episode 10 - 1997
    8.1/10(35 votes)

    #2 - 1997

    S2:E10

    Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Married Season 2 Episode 12 - Gymnastics
    8.1/10(40 votes)

    #3 - Gymnastics

    S2:E12

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Married Season 2 Episode 5 - Pimps
    8.0/10(37 votes)

    #4 - Pimps

    S2:E5

    Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Married Season 2 Episode 1 - Thanksgiving
    7.9/10(56 votes)

    #5 - Thanksgiving

    S2:E1

    Russ and Lina have an unexpected Thanksgiving, while Jess and AJ pretend they don't know each other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Married Season 2 Episode 2 - Aftershocks
    7.9/10(44 votes)

    #6 - Aftershocks

    S2:E2

    Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Married Season 2 Episode 7 - The Cruise
    7.9/10(39 votes)

    #7 - The Cruise

    S2:E7

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Married Season 2 Episode 13 - The Waiter
    7.9/10(38 votes)

    #8 - The Waiter

    S2:E13

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Married Season 2 Episode 6 - Murder!
    7.8/10(36 votes)

    #9 - Murder!

    S2:E6

    No description available

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Married Season 2 Episode 4 - Koreatown
    7.7/10(36 votes)

    #10 - Koreatown

    S2:E4

    Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Married Season 2 Episode 9 - Guardians
    7.6/10(36 votes)

    #11 - Guardians

    S2:E9

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Married Season 1 Episode 10 - Family Day
    7.5/10(57 votes)

    #12 - Family Day

    S1:E10

    When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Married Season 2 Episode 3 - The Sandwich
    7.5/10(42 votes)

    #13 - The Sandwich

    S2:E3

    Russ and Lina go out on separate dates.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Married Season 2 Episode 11 - Triggers
    7.5/10(33 votes)

    #14 - Triggers

    S2:E11

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Married Season 1 Episode 3 - The Getaway
    7.4/10(71 votes)

    #15 - The Getaway

    S1:E3

    Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Married Season 1 Episode 5 - The Playdate
    7.4/10(61 votes)

    #16 - The Playdate

    S1:E5

    Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Married Season 1 Episode 6 - Invisible Man
    7.3/10(63 votes)

    #17 - Invisible Man

    S1:E6

    Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Married Season 1 Episode 7 - Waffles & Pizza
    7.2/10(58 votes)

    #18 - Waffles & Pizza

    S1:E7

    AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Married Season 1 Episode 9 - Halloween
    7.2/10(58 votes)

    #19 - Halloween

    S1:E9

    Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Married Season 1 Episode 4 - Uncool
    7.1/10(61 votes)

    #20 - Uncool

    S1:E4

    An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Married Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.0/10(120 votes)

    #21 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Married Season 1 Episode 2 - The Shower
    7.0/10(80 votes)

    #22 - The Shower

    S1:E2

    AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Married Season 1 Episode 8 - The Old Date
    7.0/10(57 votes)

    #23 - The Old Date

    S1:E8

    Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Mother's Day" is the best rated episode of "Married". It scored 8.1/10 based on 35 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/3/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "1997".