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The Best Episodes of Going Dutch Season 2

Every episode of Going Dutch Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Going Dutch Season 2!

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After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 8 - Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy
    7.5/10(81 votes)

    S2:E8

    Rick takes a sabbatical from the CIA and returns to the base, hoping to rekindle his strained relationship with Captain Maggie. Meanwhile, paranoia runs high when a mole is suspected to be operating inside the base. In a drastic attempt to uncover the traitor, The Colonel administers truth serum to everyone and unleashes far more confessions than he ever bargained.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 5 - The Canuck Stops Here
    7.4/10(92 votes)

    S2:E5

    Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself as a mentee; things get complicated when Colonel Quinn and Martin develop an immediate attraction toward each other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 1 - Laser's Edge
    7.0/10(120 votes)

    S2:E1

    At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 3 - There's No PX Like Home
    7.0/10(93 votes)

    S2:E3

    With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson. Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission to take back the captive turkeys, as well as other assorted artificially flavored trappings.

    Director:Lennon Parham
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 7 - Twenty-Year Sitch
    7.0/10(82 votes)

    S2:E7

    To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 10 - The Heart Locker
    6.9/10(83 votes)

    S2:E10

    After throwing out his back, The Colonel is ordered to bed rest. Meanwhile, the base is sent to sweep for landmines at a local farm, where Major Shah suddenly finds himself in serious danger when he steps on one.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 2 - Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive
    6.8/10(99 votes)

    S2:E2

    After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.

    Director:Todd Biermann
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 11 - General Dearest
    6.8/10(68 votes)

    S2:E11

    Due to flooding from a massive storm, The Colonel invites General Martin and her troops to stay at Stroopsdorf. But when her secret plan to seize control of the base is exposed, the romantic reunion turns into a battle of trust. And while chaos brews, Shah and Maggie turn up the heat on their romance.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 4 - None of the Good Guys
    6.7/10(94 votes)

    S2:E4

    Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer. Meanwhile, The Colonel is dealing with an anonymous protestor that has infiltrated the base and is threatening to sabotage Stroopsdorf.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 6 - Swapadakis
    6.7/10(79 votes)

    S2:E6

    Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste, convincing Papadakis to fill in as the Colonel's right-hand man. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie makes an emotional hair choice, and Sergeant Conway takes her off base to fix it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 9 - Apache Helicopter Parent
    6.6/10(80 votes)

    S2:E9

    Stroopsdorf is hosting its first-ever international peace talks, and when Captain Maggie is assigned the seemingly simple task of handing out cheese, The Colonel turns into a full-blown helicopter parent. However, his meddling lands Maggie in charge of all summit events, where every mistake is on her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 12 - NATOcean's Eleven
    6.5/10(61 votes)

    S2:E12

    General Martin launches a takeover of the base and plans to fire its entire staff. Refusing to stand by, Captain Maggie devises a bold plan to reclaim Stroopsdorf and restore the Colonel's command. Meanwhile, Major Shah grapples with a midlife crisis

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy" is the best rated episode of "Going Dutch" season 2. It scored 7.5/10 based on 81 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/12/2026. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "The Canuck Stops Here".