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The Best Episodes of Going Dutch

Every episode of Going Dutch ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Going Dutch!

Best episode
S2E8 Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy
7.583 votes
Worst episode
S1E1 Pilot
6.3290 votes
Top season
Season 2
6.9avg
Binge time
8h 7m
22 episodes
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Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 8 - Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy
    7.5/10(83 votes)

    S2:E8

    Rick takes a sabbatical from the CIA and returns to the base, hoping to rekindle his strained relationship with Captain Maggie. Meanwhile, paranoia runs high when a mole is suspected to be operating inside the base. In a drastic attempt to uncover the traitor, The Colonel administers truth serum to everyone and unleashes far more confessions than he ever bargained.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 5 - The Canuck Stops Here
    7.4/10(94 votes)

    S2:E5

    Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself as a mentee; things get complicated when Colonel Quinn and Martin develop an immediate attraction toward each other.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 9 - The Exes of Evil
    7.3/10(134 votes)

    S1:E9

    When the Colonel's three ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn they're all good friends; Major Shah and Captain Maggie work together to fix the base's electrical wiring.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Gian-Paul Bergeron

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  4. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 10 - Born on the Third of July
    7.2/10(134 votes)

    S1:E10

    After forgetting Capt. Maggie's birthday yet again, the colonel sets out to express his apology with a grand gesture, only to find that it may cost him the other person he loves.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 3 - CIA
    7.0/10(187 votes)

    S1:E3

    The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but might reluctantly admit she needs), when her on-off boyfriend, CIA Agent Rick, drops by the base for a weekend visit.

    Director:Jason Winer
    Writer:Laura Moran

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  6. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 6 - When You Wish Upon a Star
    7.0/10(139 votes)

    S1:E6

    Gen. Davidson arrives at Stroopsdorf to receive his second star; the colonel eagerly desires a promotion and needs Capt. Quinn's help to charm Gen. King; Maj. Shah dips his toes back into the dating pool.

    Director:Declan Lowney
    Writer:Rene Gube

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  7. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 1 - Laser's Edge
    7.0/10(121 votes)

    S2:E1

    At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against The Colonel and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 7 - Twenty-Year Sitch
    7.0/10(84 votes)

    S2:E7

    To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 3 - There's No PX Like Home
    6.9/10(95 votes)

    S2:E3

    With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on the line when their supplies are held up by a petty and vengeful Davidson. Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission to take back the captive turkeys, as well as other assorted artificially flavored trappings.

    Director:Lennon Parham
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 10 - The Heart Locker
    6.9/10(85 votes)

    S2:E10

    After throwing out his back, The Colonel is ordered to bed rest. Meanwhile, the base is sent to sweep for landmines at a local farm, where Major Shah suddenly finds himself in serious danger when he steps on one.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 11 - General Dearest
    6.8/10(69 votes)

    S2:E11

    Due to flooding from a massive storm, The Colonel invites General Martin and her troops to stay at Stroopsdorf. But when her secret plan to seize control of the base is exposed, the romantic reunion turns into a battle of trust. And while chaos brews, Shah and Maggie turn up the heat on their romance.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 2 - Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive
    6.8/10(101 votes)

    S2:E2

    After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the town and the base. Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between the two ex-lovers and negotiate a truce. Meanwhile, Major Shah needs extra cash and finds himself roped into a lobster smuggling scheme with Papadakis.

    Director:Todd Biermann
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 8 - The Trial of Jan
    6.8/10(139 votes)

    S1:E8

    The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 7 - Once Upon a Twice Christmas
    6.8/10(141 votes)

    S1:E7

    It's the middle of spring and the Dutch are celebrating Christmas -- again; the colonel and Katja are looking forward to celebrating their first Christmas dinner together as girlfriend and boyfriend.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 5 - Nazi Hunters
    6.8/10(165 votes)

    S1:E5

    The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games; when an unidentified drone hovers over the base, The Colonel recruits Captain Maggie, Major Shah and Sergeant Dana to take a trip to the owner's house to confirm he is not a spy.

    Director:Maurice Marable
    Writer:Rene Gube

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  16. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 4 - Korfball
    6.8/10(183 votes)

    S1:E4

    Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and the Dutch. The Colonel refuses to lose to the Dutch and Captain Quinn brings out her high school alter ego "The Rocket" to make her dad proud.

    Director:Jason Winer
    Writer:Jason Belleville

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  17. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 6 - Swapadakis
    6.7/10(81 votes)

    S2:E6

    Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste, convincing Papadakis to fill in as the Colonel's right-hand man. Meanwhile, Captain Maggie makes an emotional hair choice, and Sergeant Conway takes her off base to fix it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 4 - None of the Good Guys
    6.7/10(96 votes)

    S2:E4

    Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer. Meanwhile, The Colonel is dealing with an anonymous protestor that has infiltrated the base and is threatening to sabotage Stroopsdorf.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 9 - Apache Helicopter Parent
    6.6/10(81 votes)

    S2:E9

    Stroopsdorf is hosting its first-ever international peace talks, and when Captain Maggie is assigned the seemingly simple task of handing out cheese, The Colonel turns into a full-blown helicopter parent. However, his meddling lands Maggie in charge of all summit events, where every mistake is on her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Going Dutch Season 2 Episode 12 - NATOcean's Eleven
    6.5/10(62 votes)

    S2:E12

    General Martin launches a takeover of the base and plans to fire its entire staff. Refusing to stand by, Captain Maggie devises a bold plan to reclaim Stroopsdorf and restore the Colonel's command. Meanwhile, Major Shah grapples with a midlife crisis

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 2 - Tanks for Nothing
    6.4/10(202 votes)

    S1:E2

    General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him with commanding the unit of traffic during a Tank Maneuver. The Colonel devises a plan to steal a tank to prove he is still in his prime. Captain Quinn wants to earn her father's respect and organizes her own secret tank heist mission.

    Director:Trent O'Donnell
    Writer:Joel Church-Cooper

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  22. Going Dutch Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    6.3/10(290 votes)

    S1:E1

    The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands; Sgt. Conway provides the colonel and Shah with a tour of the things Stroopsdorf is known for... cheese, laundry, and bowling.

    Director:Trent O'Donnell
    Writer:Joel Church-Cooper

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Best Episodes Summary

"Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy" is the best rated episode of Going Dutch. It scored 7.5/10 from 83 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on March 12, 2026. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Canuck Stops Here".

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