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The Best Episodes of Green Porno

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The Best Episodes of Green Porno

A series of very short films inspired by the amazing and often bizarre sexual practices of insects and other creatures.

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  1. Background image for Bon Appetit - Anchovy
    7.9/10(13 votes)

    #1 - Bon Appetit - Anchovy

    S3:E2

    Isabella Rossellini takes a closer look at the life of an anchovy.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Bon Appetit - Squid
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #2 - Bon Appetit - Squid

    S3:E1

    Isabella Rossellini takes an intimate look into the perilous life of a squid.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Harem on the Beach
    7.6/10(15 votes)

    #3 - Harem on the Beach

    S3:E4

    Isabella Rossellini finds that size does matter in the heirarchy of elephant seals.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Whale
    7.4/10(46 votes)

    #4 - Whale

    S2:E2

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of whales.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Bon Appetit - Shrimp
    7.4/10(38 votes)

    #5 - Bon Appetit - Shrimp

    S3:E3

    Isabella Rossellini explores the shrimp.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Earthworm
    7.2/10(86 votes)

    #6 - Earthworm

    S1:E1

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of worms.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Spider
    7.1/10(95 votes)

    #7 - Spider

    S1:E6

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of spiders.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Bee
    7.0/10(64 votes)

    #8 - Bee

    S1:E3

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of bees.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Firefly
    7.0/10(66 votes)

    #9 - Firefly

    S1:E4

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of fireflies.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Praying Mantis
    7.0/10(94 votes)

    #10 - Praying Mantis

    S1:E8

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of the praying mantis.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Why Vagina
    7.0/10(46 votes)

    #11 - Why Vagina

    S2:E1

    Isabella Rossellini explores the wonder of compatible vaginas and penises.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Limpet
    6.9/10(35 votes)

    #12 - Limpet

    S2:E4

    Isabella Rossellini explores the hermaphroditic reproductive abilities of the limpet.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Dragonfly
    6.8/10(61 votes)

    #13 - Dragonfly

    S1:E2

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of dragonflies.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Starfish
    6.8/10(36 votes)

    #14 - Starfish

    S2:E3

    Isabella Rossellini on the reproductive miracles of starfish.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Snail
    6.7/10(58 votes)

    #15 - Snail

    S1:E5

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of snails.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Barnacle
    6.5/10(35 votes)

    #16 - Barnacle

    S2:E6

    Isabella Rossellini explores the special reproductive talents of the barnacle.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for Fly
    6.3/10(75 votes)

    #17 - Fly

    S1:E7

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of flies.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Anglerfish
    6.3/10(34 votes)

    #18 - Anglerfish

    S2:E5

    Isabella Rossellini fills us in on the deep sea sexual antics of anglerfish.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Best Episodes Summary

"Bon Appetit - Anchovy" is the best rated episode of "Green Porno". It scored 7.9/10 based on 13 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/14/2009. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Bon Appetit - Squid".