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The Best Episodes of Green Porno

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A series of very short films inspired by the amazing and often bizarre sexual practices of insects and other creatures.

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    Green Porno Season 3 Episode 2 - Bon Appetit - Anchovy
    8.0/10(16 votes)

    #1 - Bon Appetit - Anchovy

    S3:E2

    Isabella Rossellini takes a closer look at the life of an anchovy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Green Porno Season 3 Episode 1 - Bon Appetit - Squid
    7.7/10(16 votes)

    #2 - Bon Appetit - Squid

    S3:E1

    Isabella Rossellini takes an intimate look into the perilous life of a squid.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Green Porno Season 3 Episode 4 - Harem on the Beach
    7.6/10(18 votes)

    #3 - Harem on the Beach

    S3:E4

    Isabella Rossellini finds that size does matter in the heirarchy of elephant seals.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Green Porno Season 2 Episode 2 - Whale
    7.4/10(49 votes)

    #4 - Whale

    S2:E2

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of whales.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 1 - Earthworm
    7.3/10(91 votes)

    #5 - Earthworm

    S1:E1

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of worms.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Green Porno Season 3 Episode 3 - Bon Appetit - Shrimp
    7.3/10(40 votes)

    #6 - Bon Appetit - Shrimp

    S3:E3

    Isabella Rossellini explores the shrimp.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 6 - Spider
    7.2/10(100 votes)

    #7 - Spider

    S1:E6

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of spiders.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 3 - Bee
    7.1/10(69 votes)

    #8 - Bee

    S1:E3

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of bees.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 4 - Firefly
    7.1/10(72 votes)

    #9 - Firefly

    S1:E4

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of fireflies.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 8 - Praying Mantis
    7.1/10(100 votes)

    #10 - Praying Mantis

    S1:E8

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of the praying mantis.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Green Porno Season 2 Episode 1 - Why Vagina
    7.0/10(49 votes)

    #11 - Why Vagina

    S2:E1

    Isabella Rossellini explores the wonder of compatible vaginas and penises.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Green Porno Season 2 Episode 4 - Limpet
    7.0/10(38 votes)

    #12 - Limpet

    S2:E4

    Isabella Rossellini explores the hermaphroditic reproductive abilities of the limpet.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 2 - Dragonfly
    6.9/10(67 votes)

    #13 - Dragonfly

    S1:E2

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of dragonflies.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Green Porno Season 2 Episode 3 - Starfish
    6.9/10(39 votes)

    #14 - Starfish

    S2:E3

    Isabella Rossellini on the reproductive miracles of starfish.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 5 - Snail
    6.8/10(63 votes)

    #15 - Snail

    S1:E5

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of snails.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Green Porno Season 2 Episode 6 - Barnacle
    6.6/10(38 votes)

    #16 - Barnacle

    S2:E6

    Isabella Rossellini explores the special reproductive talents of the barnacle.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Green Porno Season 1 Episode 7 - Fly
    6.4/10(80 votes)

    #17 - Fly

    S1:E7

    Isabella Rossellini explores the mating habits of flies.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Green Porno Season 2 Episode 5 - Anglerfish
    6.4/10(37 votes)

    #18 - Anglerfish

    S2:E5

    Isabella Rossellini fills us in on the deep sea sexual antics of anglerfish.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Bon Appetit - Anchovy" is the best rated episode of "Green Porno". It scored 8/10 based on 16 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/14/2009. This episode scored 0.3 points higher than the second highest rated, "Bon Appetit - Squid".