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Hawaii Five-O S2E1 — A Thousand Pardons -- You're Dead!
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Hawaii Five-O•Season 2•Episode 1

A Thousand Pardons -- You're Dead!

7.7/10 · 268 votesSep 24, 196960 min

Ranked #4 of 25 in Season 2•+0.4 vs season avg

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An army sergeant and a office worker have a scam in which they use bar girls to claim G.I. widow benefits, and then murder them to take the cash. McGarrett and company must use the girls to get to the core of the plot.

Directed byNicholas Colasanto
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Cast6

James MacArthur

James MacArthur

Danny Williams

Jack Lord

Jack Lord

Det. Steve McGarrett

Kam Fong

Kam Fong

Chin Ho

Zulu

Zulu

Kono

Al Harrington

Al Harrington

Ben

Harry Endo

Harry Endo

Che Fong

Crew5

Nicholas Colasanto

Nicholas Colasanto

Director

M

Mel Goldberg

Teleplay

M

Mel Goldberg

Story

P

Paul Harber

Story

R

Robert Foster

Story Editor

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Episode Summary

"A Thousand Pardons -- You're Dead!" is episode 1 of Hawaii Five-O season 2. It scored 7.7/10 from 268 votes, ranking #4 of 25 episodes this season (season average 7.3). Directed by Nicholas Colasanto, it aired on September 24, 1969.

Next: E2 · To Hell With Babe RuthBest of Season 2