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The Best Episodes of Hearts Afire Season 3

Every episode of Hearts Afire Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Hearts Afire Season 3!

Frustrations and sparks fly in Washington, D.C. when a strict conservative hires a free spirited journalist as his boss's press secretary. Their mismatched political views...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Baby" is the best rated episode of "Hearts Afire" season 3. It scored 8.2/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by Harry Thomason and written by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, it aired on 9/24/1994. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "The Virgin Lonnie".

  • Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Baby
    8.2/106 votes

    #1 - Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Baby

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/1994

    When Georgie and John's baby is born, her appearance leads John to believe she's not their daughter. John: John Ritter. Georgie: Markie Post. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • The Virgin Lonnie
    8.4/108 votes

    #2 - The Virgin Lonnie

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1994

    It appears Lonnie's time with Brenda Swain has come, but he's uptight: it would be his first time ever. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan. Georgie: Markie Post. John: John Ritter. Brenda: Debra Jo Rupp. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Leslie Ray

  • It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To
    8.2/109 votes

    #3 - It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/1994

    John insists that Georgie not throw a surprise birthday party for him, but she does anyway. Georgie: Markie Post. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan. Elliot: Clark Duke.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sock-Her Boys
    8.3/107 votes

    #4 - The Sock-Her Boys

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/1994

    Georgie bets her soccer team can beat a boys team. But the boys' coaches include one the paper's advertisers. Dan: Tim Dunigan. Ricardo: Victor Gardell. Georgie: Markie Post. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

    Director: James Hampton

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Birth of a Donation
    8.3/1011 votes

    #5 - Birth of a Donation

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/1994

    Madeline wants to have a baby; Billy Bob won't accept that an old buddy is gay. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Jeff: Robert Donavan. Georgie: Markie Post. John: John Ritter.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: N/A

  • Fat Like Me
    8.3/1010 votes

    #6 - Fat Like Me

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/1994

    Georgie poses as an overweight woman for a magazine piece on the burdens borne by the heavyset. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Russell: Jordan Benedict. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. John: John Ritter.

    Director: James Hampton

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Born to Dance
    7.9/109 votes

    #7 - Born to Dance

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/1994

    John doesn't leap for joy when Ben shows a talent for ballet. John: John Ritter. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Miss Francis: Fabiana Udenio. Georgie: Markie Post. Hank: Dan Chambers.

    Director: James Hampton

    Writer: N/A

  • Prose and Condoms
    7.9/108 votes

    #8 - Prose and Condoms

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/1994

    Georgie and John (John Ritter) disagree about condom distribution at the high school. Mr. Starnes: Ben Stein. Norman Lynch: James Karen. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Perfect Christmas
    8.2/107 votes

    #9 - The Perfect Christmas

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/1994

    John is nailed by a falling Christmas tree, upending Georgie's holiday plans. Georgie: Markie Post. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Velma: Maxine Stuart. Elliot: Clark Duke. Ben: J. Skylar Testa. Carson Lee: Doren Fein. Santa Claus: Alvin Greenman.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Help Wanted
    8.7/108 votes

    #10 - Help Wanted

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 1/11/1995

    Billy Bob suspects that the new secretary at the Beacon is a psychokiller. Lu: Lorna Scott. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

    Director: James Hampton

    Writer: N/A

  • Mrs. Hartman, Mrs. Hartman
    8.7/107 votes

    #11 - Mrs. Hartman, Mrs. Hartman

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 1/18/1995

    Georgie ecourages John to mend fences with his ex-wife but becomes jealous when their reconciliation proceeds too smoothly. Elliot: Clark Duke. Mavis: Wendie Jo Sperber. Georgie: Markie Post. John: John Ritter.

    Director: James Hampton

    Writer: Pamela Norris

  • Group Therapy
    8.7/107 votes

    #12 - Group Therapy

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/25/1995

    Madeline suggests a group-therapy session for the office, but everyone's rough on each other at the meeting. Georgie: Markie Post. John: John Ritter. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan. Elliot: Clark Duke. Carson Lee: Doren Fein.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • John and Georgie's Not-So-Excellent Adventure
    7.5/108 votes

    #13 - John and Georgie's Not-So-Excellent Adventure

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 2/1/1995

    John thinks Georgie's city friends are intruding on their New York getaway. Georgie: Markie Post. Carl: Clayton Landey. Janice: Taylor Young. Nico: Richard Dimitri.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: N/A

  • The Outsider
    8.0/106 votes

    #14 - The Outsider

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/8/1995

    John and Georgie (John Ritter, Markie Post) clash over her determination to organize a sit-in to protest the closing of the local library. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. DeeDee: Beth Broderick. Sen. Smithers: George Gaynes.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Leslie Ray