All Episodes of Hey Vern, It's Ernest!
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Hey Vern, It's Ernest! is a short lived American children's television program. It aired on Saturday mornings on CBS for one season in 1988. Each episode involved short sketches based around a certain theme or
Season 1
7.4/1018 votes- 7.2/1026 votes
Hey Vern, It's Outer Space
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/1988
Ernest finds what appears to be a space pod that will explode and destroy the entire world. So he tries every trick in the book to get rid of it. At the end, it is really a toaster that belongs to Doctor Otto.
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- 7.2/1021 votes
Hey Vern, It's Clothing
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/1988
Ernest decides to throw a costume party but cannot decide what to dress up as until he finally decides to dress up like a chicken. After he sends the invitations, all his guests come dressed as chickens, too. In the end, Auntie Nelda is so disturbed by all the noise that Ernest and his guests are making, she calls the cops and has Ernest arrested and jailed for disturbing the peace.
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- 6.8/1017 votes
Hey Vern, It's School
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/10/1988
Ernest wants to get a special wrist watch that does almost everything. So he decides to deserve to get himself that watch by passing every class and getting good grades at his school. In the end, when he finally does get himself that watch, he finds out that it does almost everything except tell time.
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- 6.7/1020 votes
Hey Vern, It's Scary Things
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/1988
Ernest thinks that he and Vern are haunted by The Boogieman, so Ernest tries to set a trap to capture him until he decides that there is no such thing as The Boogieman. At the very end, Ernest sees some kinds of wierd creature.
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- 6.7/1018 votes
Hey Vern, It's Sports
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/1988
Ernest decides to try out for a wrestling matc against Chainsaw Chester. After he gets himself a costume, he decides to make his name as a porfessional wrestler ""Ernest The Furnace. In the ends, Chainsaw Chester mauls Vern instead casuing him to end up in a body cast at the hospital.
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- 6.7/1018 votes
Hey Vern, It's Pets
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/29/1988
Ernest want to have a dog of his own, so he decides to make Vern's house a pet day care center, so he can make some money. In the end, Ernest thinks the dog he wanted had been sold but Vern buys it for. Afterwards, Vern wants the money Ernest made running his pet day center to reimburse him for the dog he bought him but Ernest tells Vern he made the money for himself the whole time.
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- 6.5/1018 votes
Hey Vern, It's Movies
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/1988
Ernest decides to make a movie starring him to enter a film festival for a chance to become a real movie star. He has Willie The Home-Made Robot be his co-star. In the end, Willie becomes the star instead of Ernest.
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