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The Best Episodes of History Bites Season 5

Every episode of History Bites Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of History Bites Season 5!

The Best Episodes of History Bites Season 5

History Bites was a television series on the History Television network that ran from 1998-2003. Created by Rick Green, History Bites explored what would be...

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    #1 - The Osborgias

    S5:E1

    A dysfunctional family (The Borgias) who bullied their way into the Papacy and almost destroyed the Catholic church with their scandalous vices; A deadly parody of The Osbournes, following Pope Alexander as he battles with his favourite mistress and most important bastard children.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - Talkin' Turkey

    S5:E2

    The first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrim at Plymouth is done as a parody of All In The Family. Other parodies include a Batman-like cartoon called 'Captain Puritan', George on Seinfeld worrying about whether to emigrate to the New World, and Woody Allen obsessing on the persecution of his people, the Puritans.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #3 - Never Been Kissed

    S5:E3

    The story of a bizarre but chivalrous knight who toured Europe in a white dress and blonde wig jousting and battling for ladies honour. Ulrich promotes his 'Venus' tour on Live With Regis & Kelly, where he ends up brawling with a famous Christian theologian who claims that the Church believes women are far from pure.

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    #4 - The Politics Of Puffy Pants

    S5:E4

    The Reign of Terror, the executions, and the death of firebrand Robespierre are all explored in a parody of Seinfeld. Jerry, Kramer, George, Elaine, and Newman try to cope with dating, free love, death sentences, and the banning of religion in Paris.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #5 - I Pray The Fifth

    S5:E5

    The Cathars were a break away group of French Christians who rejected most of the Catholic Church's practices and beliefs. And they were persecuted to death for it. Their story is presented as a 20/20 look back at the history of the Cathars, which becomes a parody of Communism and the McCarthy hearings.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #6 - A.D.D. In 1510 AD

    S5:E6

    The original Renaissance man meets the original Renaissance woman as Martha Stewart visits Leonardo Da Vinci's workshop. Leo demonstrates painting, anatomy, dissection, fortress building, weapon design, and much more. The episode also features a folk singer, Gordon Slicefoot, crooning about the perils of human dissection. There's parodies of Married With Children, and ads for some of the more bizarre products of the 15th century.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #7 - The Truth Is Out There

    S5:E7

    Custer's defeat at the Battle of Little Big Horn as seen through the eyes of the West Files (X-Files) team. Agents Mulder and Scully confront the evidence and then head west because ""the truth is out there"". With the help of the Lone Gunmen and the cigar-smoking man, they uncover germ warfare, government cover-ups, and mysterious creatures known as Indians.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #8 - Marco & Nick's Excellent Adventure

    S5:E8

    Marco Polo's book about his adventures across Asia and the court of the Kublai Khan was a huge hit across Europe. So this hot author guests on Letterman to defend his work against claims that it's fabrication and exaggeration. Then Marta Stewart drops by to demonstrate her recipe for Mongol beverages.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #9 - Tax This!

    S5:E9

    ""Live from beautiful downtown Boston..."" America's political and social upheaval is presented in a parody of the hottest show from a later upheaval, with the American Revolution on 'Laugh In'. Guest political figures such as Ben Franklin yuck it up with regulars Dick and Dan, giggling Goldie Hawn, Artie Johnson, and Lilli Tomlin.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #10 - Queen Takes Queen, Checkmate

    S5:E10

    It's the rival regents of the Renaissance, Mary Queen of Scots and Elizabeth the 1st, battling it out on Jerry Springer. There's surprise guests waiting back stage, shocking revelations, and plenty of mud slinging in a battle royal for the throne.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #11 - Got You Dead To Rights

    S5:E11

    The incredible story of a Pope who was dug up and put on trial by an angry, and apparently crazy, rival. The weirdest trial of the Dark Ages is presented on a parody of 'The Practice.'

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    #12 - Girls! Girls! Girls!

    S5:E12

    A dead-on parody of The Bachelor explores the Mormon's early practices of polygamy. As the eager Bachelorettes discover, being wife number four isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #13 - To Boldly Go...

    S5:E13

    Imagine the story of the Spanish Conquistadors in Peru as an episode of the classic original Star Trek. Imagine Pizarro and his crew as Spock, Bones, Scotty, and Sulu, and the Incas as the bizarre aliens they must defeat.

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    #14 - A Win-Win War

    S5:E14

    The War Of 1812 as reported by CNN's Crossfire. We hear from generals and politicians on all three sides: British, American, and Native American. It appears the British and Americans are claiming victory, while the Natives are claiming foul.

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    #15 - A Newtiful Mind

    S5:E15

    At The Movies With Ebert & Roeper reviews and shows clips from the new biographical film, 'A Newtiful Mind."" We learn how the mathematical and scientific genius spent most of his life working on biblical prophecy, and died a virgin.

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"The Osborgias" is the best rated episode of "History Bites" season 5. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/17/2004. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Talkin' Turkey".