Corporal Newkirk sneaks into town for a romantic rendezvous with a German girl, one who professes that she is on the side of the Allies. But when Newkirk sneaks her into the camp and shows her the gang's secret setup, she promptly reports her findings to Major Hochstetter!

Has Colonel Hogan finally snapped under the pressure of confinement? The men think so when Hogan suggests that, to rescue a captured British agent, the men of Stalag 13 take up basket weaving, tent making and kite flying!

LeBeau's weekly visits to an underground contact, one he describes as a "mean little old lady,” are revealed as something more after Hogan and the men discover that the "old lady" is actually a beautiful, young Dutch woman with whom LeBeau has fallen in love.

Hogan is asked to immobilize the entire German 6th SS division—10,000 men—for two days, while the Allies organize a surprise attack. The task seems impossible, especially in the presence of the two stern Gestapo colonels who are filling in for a vacationing Colonel Klink.

An arrogant German general arrives at Stalag 13 and orders Colonel Klink to guard a truckload of ammunition. But when Hogan discovers that the "ammo" is actually a collection of valuable pieces of art stolen from France, he masterminds a little theft of his own.

The Germans' new top-secret weapon becomes—Sergeant Schultz? General Burkhalter and the other camp officials believe he is, after Schutzy starts to predict Allied attacks with uncanny accuracy!

Carter returns from an unsuccessful mission with a new pal in tow—a runaway chimpanzee from the local bombed-out zoo.

It appears Sergeant Schultz will be shipped off to the Russian front after he accidentally interrupts a black market meeting. If he goes, Colonel Hogan will lose his courier of secret messages between Stalag 13 and a female spy.

When Sergeant Carter constructs an amazingly complicated rabbit trap, a suspicious Colonel Klink comes to believe that the contraption is a secret electronic spying device.

Colonel Hogan innocently sends Corporal Newkirk off on a mission to rendezvous with an ally—unaware that the meeting is a trap set up by the Gestapo.

The clumsy and annoying Colonel Crittendon inadvertently messes up Hogan's plans to destroy a German ball-bearing plant.

Is love blind? Three beautiful German girls arrive at Stalag 13 and set the men's hearts beating faster, but their mission is to pry secrets out of the love-struck POWs.

A canine caper is off and running when a dog buries a bone containing photographic images of a new German tank that Carter had taken with his camera.

Hogan dispatches Sergeant Kinchloe on a mission to warn Newkirk and Carter that the duo's mission to dynamite a newly-established Nazi rocket fuel installation could blow up in their faces.

How will Hogan steal an important, strategic map from the Germans? By underbidding all competitors for the contract to paint the offices of Luftwaffe headquarters.

After making arrangements to send her to England, Hogan begins to worry that his beautiful underground contact, Heidi, might actually be a double agent.

Shortly after Hogan helps a journalist escape to freedom, the Germans are amazed to read an American newspaper story about a sabotage-and-subterfuge unit hard at work right under their noses at one of their POW camps.

Hogan and his men join forces with an undercover agent and steal away to Berlin to nab a German defector who can compromise their entire operation at Stalag 13.

Can Hogan locate the secret German air base commanded by a World War I flying ace known as the Blue Baron? Yes --- by convincing Colonel Klink to throw a party for the famed aviator.

The hapless Colonel Klink lands a date with a German firing squad after Sergeant Carter, disguised as Klink, is spotted at a sabotage site.

Hogan is ordered to capture an "escaped" Corporal Louis LeBeau --- but in a manner that will ensure LeBeau's completion of an espionage caper.

Hogan's scheme to kidnap General Burkhalter and trade him for an underground agent goes awry when Colonel Klink --- not the general --- is the one who gets kidnapped.

Hogan and his men plan to eliminate an allied defector, but complications ensue when their target turns out to be a beautiful woman.

A German general is the mastermind behind a plan designed to prolong the war, so Hogan winds up working with the general's daughter in an effort to photograph the strategic documents.

When Colonel Klink uses a beautiful baroness to try to wheedle secrets out of Colonel Hogan, he apparently falls under the femme fatale's charms. Or does he?