The threat of a spreading disease causes half of the department to go into quarantine.

The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer

When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick.

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?

Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him. Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.

As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.

The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.

A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own

Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.

Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.

The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.

The deputies feel a bit of nostalgic about their old cases when they transfer video evidence from VHS tapes to DVD.

Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt. Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5"" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.

Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.

It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.

Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.

Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death, which makes the District Attorney investigate the sheriff's department.

Jones shows up late for work because he was out recording for a radio commercial. Doing the "and the installation is free" spot for High Sierra Carpeting. He proceeds to show the other officers his new car and announce he is making a TV commercial. The premiere comes and he finds out he has been replaced by an animated turtle with his voice and he only gets paid once for his voice, rather than each time the commercial airs.

Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.

Competition among the deputies for a jet ski inherited by the department turns ugly.

The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.