On vacation for a girls getaway weekend, Christine sneaks Brandon into the hotel to make a baby, Jodie runs into an ex-boyfriend she ghosted, and Beverley accidentally eats a pot brownie.

The Darlings each recount their version of a story about how they hosted a child's birthday party gone wrong. Christine goes hard, Bev tries to exterminate a problem, and Jodie makes some magic happen.

Jodie attempts to boost Christine's popularity on social media by posting a fake death announcement; Beverley's public meltdown in her gynecologist's office goes viral.

Christine and Jodie attend a fan convention and end up in a compromising position at the afterparty. Meanwhile, Beverley shoots a DIY TV pilot with Soleil Moon Frye, another former child star, but they both vie for the spotlight.

Beverley and Christine find out that their shared nanny used to be a pornographic performer; Jodie learns an important lesson about doing her daughter's homework.

When Jodie brings Beverley to a late-night industry party, the early-to-bed-early-to-rise Bev takes drastic measures to stay awake; Christine tries to get her estranged "Step by Step" cast members together for a TV show reboot.

Beverley, Jodie and Christine reminisce about New Year's Eve 1999; while attending a Y2K party hosted by Will Friedle, the girls end up locked in the basement together and find that they have much more in common than they thought.

Christine and Brandon start double-dating a new cool couple. Jodie and Beverley find themselves in the middle of a public protest at their local park.

Beverley and Christine seek help from a coven of witches to lift a curse placed upon them by a group of teenage girls. Jodie tries to break her bad luck streak in dating by going out with a former Full House co-star.

Jodie tries a new celebrity dating app; Christine goes method for an acting role as a Russian prostitute; Beverley pulls out all of the stops to get her children into a prestigious preschool.

Jodie must choose between a sports car and a minivan; Christine's dream of participating in an exclusive yoga class is thwarted by a loud-breathing celebrity classmate.

The women embark on their first-ever camping trip after receiving an invitation from prankster friends Heather and Nicholle Tom; the weekend away leads to a chase by an unknown stalker, surprising confessions and a trip to the Cannes Film Festival.

After years of pretending to be her own assistant to avoid saying "no" to people, a non-confrontational Beverley finally hires former child star Lori Beth Denberg to be her assistant; Jodie asks a stranger to pretend to be a fan of Christine's.

The BFFs attempt to recreate the childhood milestones they missed: Christine forces a teenage boy to take her to his prom; Beverley plans an epic slumber party; and Jodie is reunited with Mr. Bear, a stuffed animal she had while on “Full House.”

A video of Christine defending her right to breastfeed in public goes viral, which leads her to become the face of a militant charitable organization; frugal Beverley takes a job at a high-end furniture store in order to get the employee discount.

Christine takes Beverley to Andrew Keegan's Full Circle spiritual church for a day of unconventional relaxation; Jodie teaches Andrea Barber's acting class for children but learns they are interested in more than improvisational games.