On vacation for a girls getaway weekend, Christine sneaks Brandon into the hotel to make a baby, Jodie runs into an ex-boyfriend she ghosted, and Beverley accidentally eats a pot brownie.

The Darlings each recount their version of a story about how they hosted a child's birthday party gone wrong. Christine goes hard, Bev tries to exterminate a problem, and Jodie makes some magic happen.

Jodie attempts to boost Christine's popularity on social media by posting a fake death announcement; Beverley's public meltdown in her gynecologist's office goes viral.

Beverley and Christine find out that their shared nanny used to be a pornographic performer; Jodie learns an important lesson about doing her daughter's homework.

Beverley, Jodie and Christine reminisce about New Year's Eve 1999; while attending a Y2K party hosted by Will Friedle, the girls end up locked in the basement together and find that they have much more in common than they thought.

Christine and Brandon start double-dating a new cool couple. Jodie and Beverley find themselves in the middle of a public protest at their local park.

Beverley and Christine seek help from a coven of witches to lift a curse placed upon them by a group of teenage girls. Jodie tries to break her bad luck streak in dating by going out with a former Full House co-star.

Jodie tries a new celebrity dating app; Christine goes method for an acting role as a Russian prostitute; Beverley pulls out all of the stops to get her children into a prestigious preschool.