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The Best Episodes of Horrible Histories

Every episode of Horrible Histories ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Horrible Histories!

Based on the best-selling children's books and liberally splattered with guts, blood and poo, a group of British comedians offer an anarchic and unconventional take on...
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Best Episodes Summary

"Episode 12" is the best rated episode of "Horrible Histories". It scored 9.2/10 based on 31 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Laurence Rickard, it aired on 7/16/2013. This episode scored 0.4 points higher than the second highest rated, "Revolting Russian Revolutions".

  • Episode 12
    9.2/1031 votes
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    #1 - Episode 12

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 7/16/2013

    Featuring a female dinosaur expert who sells seashells down on the seashore, Brian the handsome scientist reveals the weird wonders of the Greek Universe, TV's fastest-talking pensioner, Bob Hale, tries to explain the Space Race between the USA and the USSR, and there's a fitting musical finale to the end of the series.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Revolting Russian Revolutions
    8.8/1014 votes
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    #2 - Revolting Russian Revolutions

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 9/11/2017

    Horrible Histories explores Russia's Revolting past in this bumper special episode.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 1
    8.7/1048 votes
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    #3 - Episode 1

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 5/31/2010

    A prank-loving emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine with Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton

  • Episode 2
    8.6/1045 votes
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    #4 - Episode 2

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2010

    A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle, and the Georgian army goes to war against a bunch of naughty schoolboys.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Song Special
    8.6/1020 votes
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    #5 - Song Special

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 7/23/2013

    Some of history's greatest characters serenade us with tales of their lives. Featuring the all-conquering Alexander the Great, the cash-loving Crassus, the feisty Joan of Arc, the brilliant but miserable Charles Dickens, and the very determined Rosa Parks.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 11
    8.5/1031 votes
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    #6 - Episode 11

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 7/13/2010

    Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain so collects seashells instead, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some naughty Saxon monks throw a funky party.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 9
    8.5/1029 votes
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    #7 - Episode 9

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 6/28/2011

    The Vikings launch their advert for 'We Sell Any Monk', Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 10
    8.5/1028 votes
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    #8 - Episode 10

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 7/12/2011

    Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 1
    8.5/1040 votes
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    #9 - Episode 1

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 4/9/2012

    Dick Whittington pitches a movie about his life, Stone Age technology geeks queue for hours at the unveiling of the Bronze Age, and some German bomber pilots find an unfortunate use for a tourist guidebook to Britain.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 12
    8.5/1029 votes
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    #10 - Episode 12

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 6/1/2012

    A Victorian woman books a ticket on a very odd railway, a modern patient is (mis)treated by a Roman dentist, Alfred the Great pitches a movie about his life, and a Greek geek competes on Historical Mastermind.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 2
    8.5/1026 votes
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    #11 - Episode 2

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 5/28/2013

    Featuring a surprisingly charming Stuart highwayman; the Captain of the Titanic holds the world's worst safety briefing; famous writer Mary Shelley pitches the movie of her life; and those violent Vikings show their softer side in a song.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 6
    8.5/1024 votes
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    #12 - Episode 6

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 6/4/2013

    Queen Victoria's coronation doesn't go quite as planned, George IV pulls out all the stops to impress his guests on Historical Come Dine With Me, ancient Greek bighead Alexander the Great refuses to stop conquering things, and the HH Sport team report live from the horrible pirate races.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 10
    8.5/1022 votes
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    #13 - Episode 10

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 7/2/2013

    A Victorian businessman goes undercover in his own factory, there's a right royal squabble over who should rule medieval England, we meet eccentric Georgian politician Mad Jack Mytton and the Real Tudor Hustle reveals the cleverest con tricks by naughty historical criminals.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 1
    8.4/1040 votes
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    #14 - Episode 1

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 5/30/2011

    Meet an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, witness bizarre Aztec food on Historical Masterchef, see what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet, and learn how not to impress a woman in Victorian times -a painful lesson in manners. The truth about Dick Turpin in song; certainly no New Romantic.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 3
    8.4/1029 votes
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    #15 - Episode 3

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 6/1/2011

    A confused World War I soldier spends his first day in the trenches, William Wallace launches his music career as a rock rebel, Lady Jane Grey wins a frankly terrible competition, and the Welsh women of Fishguard defeat a French invasion without even trying.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 8
    8.4/1029 votes
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    #16 - Episode 8

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 6/21/2011

    HHTV reporter Mike Peabody gets caught up in the French Revolution, Henry VIII enjoys a highly dangerous sport for children, Saxon King Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings, and the Suffragettes set the record straight in song.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 2
    8.4/1036 votes
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    #17 - Episode 2

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 4/10/2012

    Henry VIII appears on a TV show hoping to raise money from his antique abbeys. Also, Charles Darwin sings about his theory of Natural Selection, and a pirate captain aims to be Lord Sugar's next Historical Apprentice.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 3
    8.4/1032 votes
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    #18 - Episode 3

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 4/11/2012

    Queen Elizabeth I goes online dating, Greek philosopher Socrates foils his own rescue from prison, and Emicho of the Rhineland goes crusading with some very unusual Sat Navs to lead the way.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 4
    8.4/1031 votes
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    #19 - Episode 4

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 4/12/2012

    HHTV's War Reporter Mike Peabody regrets his decision to cover the Norman Siege of Palermo, the Pilgrim Fathers rap about Jamestown in America, and a German submarine captain has the worst toilet accident in history.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 10
    8.4/1031 votes
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    #20 - Episode 10

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 5/18/2012

    William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely, Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like, a Saxon joins a modern dating agency and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 1
    8.4/1030 votes
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    #21 - Episode 1

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 5/27/2013

    The Saxon gods form an unlikely team of superheroes; famous astronaut Neil Armstrong reveals his new weight loss programme; we meet Georgian London's crime-fighting genius, and Rosa Parks sings about her struggle for equality.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 5
    8.4/1025 votes
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    #22 - Episode 5

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 5/31/2013

    Famous monk St Augustine struggles to introduce Christianity to Saxon England; Stuart diarist Samuel Pepys annoys the smartest men in Britain; we witness a daring escape from the Tower of London; and Joan of Arc's story is quite an unusual one for a teenage girl.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 7
    8.4/1021 votes
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    #23 - Episode 7

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 6/11/2013

    Roman emperor Caesar Augustus reveals the lazy secret of his success, TV's most excitable reporter, Bob Hale, explains the very, very complex history of WW2, we meet Georgian England's most forgetful vicar, and Welsh hero Owain Glyndwr takes on the English in battle.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Episode 8
    8.4/1024 votes
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    #24 - Episode 8

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 6/18/2013

    The surprising identity of Britain's top-scoring footballer is revealed, things get ridiculous on Germany's version of Historical Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a Celtic farmer isn't terribly keen on plans for Hadrian's Wall, and the brainy pioneers of transportation sing about their inventions.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Rickard

  • Moon Mayhem
    8.4/1014 votes
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    #25 - Moon Mayhem

    Season 8 Episode 7 - Aired 7/15/2019

    Comedian and space nerd Dara O Briain joins Rattus as guest host for a special show that marks the anniversary of the 1969 moon landings.

    Director: Adam Jenkins

    Writer: N/A