8.4/1040 votes#1 - Episode 1
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 5/30/2011
Meet an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, witness bizarre Aztec food on Historical Masterchef, see what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet, and learn how not to impress a woman in Victorian times -a painful lesson in manners. The truth about Dick Turpin in song; certainly no New Romantic.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.3/1033 votes#2 - Episode 2
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 5/31/2011
Some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle, the Saxons demonstrate the stupidest way to lose a battle, a Georgian goes shopping in a modern pet shop, and the kings and queens of England demonstrate how to remember them all, through the power of song.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.4/1029 votes#3 - Episode 3
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 6/1/2011
A confused World War I soldier spends his first day in the trenches, William Wallace launches his music career as a rock rebel, Lady Jane Grey wins a frankly terrible competition, and the Welsh women of Fishguard defeat a French invasion without even trying.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.3/1027 votes#4 - Episode 4
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 6/2/2011
An unusual Stuart highwayman doesn't always steal cash, a modern detective struggles to solve a series of murders in Emperor Caligula's house, HHTV goes undercover to prove allegations of cheating in Middle Ages jousting tournaments, and King George IV meets his dead relatives.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.2/1027 votes#5 - Episode 5
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 6/3/2011
A Welsh prince from the Middle Ages has a very stupid death, King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants, a Tudor peasant gets a super-hot makeover from Historical Fashion Fix, and Queen Cleopatra sings about her femme fatale reputation.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.3/1025 votes#6 - Episode 6
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 6/7/2011
Henry VIII promotes his all meat, no vegetables diet plan, Bob Hale struggles desperately to explain the Middle Ages War of the Roses, a Stone Age man invents farming, and Admiral Nelson confuses everyone with his last words.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.2/1028 votes#7 - Episode 7
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 6/14/2011
Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacks dead cows in the Highland Games, American inventor Paul Revere demonstrates his gunpowder toothpaste, and the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument over who's baddest of all.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.4/1029 votes#8 - Episode 8
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 6/21/2011
HHTV reporter Mike Peabody gets caught up in the French Revolution, Henry VIII enjoys a highly dangerous sport for children, Saxon King Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings, and the Suffragettes set the record straight in song.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.5/1029 votes#9 - Episode 9
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 6/28/2011
The Vikings launch their advert for 'We Sell Any Monk', Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.5/1028 votes#10 - Episode 10
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 7/12/2011
Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.3/1026 votes#11 - Episode 11
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 7/5/2011
We rejoice in the odd marriage of Mary I and Philip II of Spain, whilst a pirate chef disgusts the judges on Historical Masterchef and a Stone Age man appears on Dragons' Den with his innovative inventions. Plus, the Victorian paramedics offer their bizarre medical advice to a modern patient.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond
8.2/1027 votes#12 - Episode 12
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 7/19/2011
The people of Strasbourg literally can't stand still with 'Dance Fever', HHTV presenter Fearne Polyester reports from a bizarre Greek festival, two Celtic warriors hold a rap battle to see who is best at boasting, and King Charles II meets the man who tried to steal the Crown Jewels.
Director: N/A
Writer: Laurence Rickard
8.2/1026 votes#13 - Savage Songs Special
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 7/26/2011
Savage Songs compilation. Featuring the hip hop battle of the boasting Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace, the soulful Suffragettes, the funky Aztec priests, the crooning caveman, bad boy heartthrob Dick Turpin, pouting Richard III, the children of the Victorian workhouses, and the many, many, merry monarchs!
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Horrible Histories Season 3
Every episode of Horrible Histories Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Horrible Histories Season 3!
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Season 3 Ratings Summary
"Episode 1" is the best rated episode of "Horrible Histories" season 3. It scored 8.4/10 based on 40 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Laurence Rickard, it aired on 5/30/2011. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Episode 2".