Entropy is Contagious

At the End of the Day, Reality Wins

I'm a Motherf**king Scorpion, That's Why

We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation

The Urge to Save Humanity is Almost Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule

Trust Me, I'm Getting Plenty of Erections

The Next Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your Ass

He Didn't Mean That, Natalie Portman

We're Going to Build a Mothership and Rule the Universe

Praise Money! Hallowed be Thy Name

Everything's So F**king Obvious, I'm Starting to Wonder Why We're Even Having This Conversation

You're Safely Sucking at the Triple-Venti Tits of the New Kaan & Associates