The Next Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your Ass

At the End of the Day, Reality Wins

I'm a Motherf**king Scorpion, That's Why

Entropy is Contagious

We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation

The Urge to Save Humanity is Almost Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule

Trust Me, I'm Getting Plenty of Erections

He Didn't Mean That, Natalie Portman

We're Going to Build a Mothership and Rule the Universe

Praise Money! Hallowed be Thy Name

Everything's So F**king Obvious, I'm Starting to Wonder Why We're Even Having This Conversation

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