All Episodes of How I Met Your Mother
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Season 1
8.4/107,476 votesLoading...Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2005
When Ted's best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend, Lily, Ted realizes he'd better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Ted soon meets Robin in a neighborhood bar, immediately becomes smitten and scores a first date. But when Ted can hardly wait to see her again, his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
8.0/105,772 votesLoading...Purple Giraffe
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2005
In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn't show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes she will finally arrive.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
8.0/105,493 votesLoading...Sweet Taste of Liberty
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2005
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, and ends up on a crazy adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Phil Lord
7.8/105,176 votesLoading...Return of the Shirt
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2005
Ted's outlook on his continuing search for love is altered when he rediscovers a shirt that has not seen daylight in years. Meanwhile, Barney amuses himself by coaxing Robin into sacrificing her job by saying completely outlandish things on air live for a cash reward.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Kourtney Kang
8.2/105,309 votesLoading...Okay Awesome
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2005
Ted and Barney start checking out the club scene with their friend Robin, whereas Lily and Marshall try to participate in some more "grown-up" activities, as they draw slowly nearer to their wedding.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chris Harris
7.9/105,141 votesLoading...The Slutty Pumpkin
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2005
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin who he met years ago. Meanwhile, Robin is dumped after driving her new boyfriend away with her independent ways.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Brenda Hsueh
7.5/104,847 votesLoading...Matchmaker
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/2005
When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match. After getting information from the matchmaker’s computer, Ted pays a visit to a very cute, but taken, dermatologist in an effort to prove the prediction wrong that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are obsessed with ridding their apartment of a critter.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chris Marcil, Sam Johnson
8.0/104,824 votesLoading...The Duel
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/2005
As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies. Petrified of being left alone and homeless, Ted tells Marshall that when he and Lily are married, he wants the apartment. The problem is that Marshall wants to keep the place too, so they settle it like real "grown-ups" -- launching into a sword fight that leaves one man down for the count.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: N/A
7.9/104,802 votesLoading...Belly Full of Turkey
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/2005
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving. Lily is on the brink of freaking out when she goes to Thanksgiving dinner at her future in-laws house.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Phil Lord
9.1/107,191 votesLoading...The Pineapple Incident
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/28/2005
After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he turns to his friends to try and piece the night together and work out who the woman is in his bed.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
8.2/105,060 votesLoading...The Limo
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/19/2005
Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year's Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chris Marcil, Sam Johnson
8.0/104,690 votesLoading...The Wedding
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/9/2006
Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Kourtney Kang
8.6/105,347 votesLoading...Drumroll, Please
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/2006
Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don't exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he tries to find out her name.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Gloria Calderón Kellett
8.1/104,604 votesLoading...Zip, Zip, Zip
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/2006
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Brenda Hsueh
9.0/105,963 votesLoading...Game Night
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 2/27/2006
A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney's heart and made him into a suit-wearing bachelor, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chris Harris
7.7/104,400 votesLoading...Cupcake
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2006
Things are going great with Ted and Victoria's relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily set out to purchase their wedding outfits and find out that none can afford what they bought.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: N/A
7.5/104,353 votesLoading...Life Among the Gorillas
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 3/20/2006
Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and Lily finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his crude fratty coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he receives several gifts from Victoria (Erika Singh) while he hasn't sent her anything.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
8.3/104,849 votesLoading...Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 4/10/2006
Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his mind
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
8.7/105,142 votesLoading...Mary the Paralegal
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 4/24/2006
Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally Ted is opposed to the idea of just trying to save face in front of Robin but when she shows up with a date he changes his mind. Robin asks Mary lots of questions, and Ted begins to really like Mary, despite her occupation.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Chris Harris
7.7/104,336 votesLoading...Best Prom Ever
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 5/1/2006
Lily, Barney and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall's wedding reception. In order to get in Lily and Robin pretend to be the dates of two kids who were going alone. Ted and Marshall are back at the apartment where they are preparing the invitations to be sent out.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: N/A
8.0/104,388 votesLoading...Milk
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 5/8/2006
When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas
8.7/105,334 votesLoading...Come On
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 5/15/2006
Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about Lily's interview for the fellowship in San Francisco.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Carter Bays, Craig Thomas